"See, my body basically exploded after I rear-ended that big truck and the next thing I knew I was here in heaven."
"Man I can't wait to see what lovely angels are waiting to serve me for eternity!"
"Hhhmmm....heaven isn't very big....there's just this one room with a TV in it..."
"Lets see what's on....hhhmmmm...'Newlyweds' re-runs on all the channels?"
"I wonder why god would put this in heav...."
"Oh sh*t, THIS ISN'T HEAVEN!!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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