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Most Emailed Photos - 11/21/2005 by Jellyloop
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The door was either locked or stuck.

Georgie knew he needed something well oiled...

better yet, well oiled and strong!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Mort> Lubed for W's pleasure.
<Lauren> Oh, yeah, I would love to see how Dubbya would react to an offer of a well-lubed key insertion from San Quenton death row inmate Stanley "Tookie" Williams.
<JP> "Hey, I don't care how they get out of New Orleans." Ahh, that joke never gets old, Lauren.

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