[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 11/14/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Dermatological warfare is erupting!

Evil black head warriors and vicious white head tormentors give no quarter to young nubile skin.

Witness as this lady has to cover her T Zone with care.

But luckily a member of the Squeeze Squad is eager to help her out!i

Join up NOW!
(AP)
(FWD)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 175 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:55Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:54Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:52Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:50Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:49Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:47Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:45Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:43Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:41Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:39Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:38Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:36Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:34Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:32Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:30Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:29Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:28Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:27Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:25Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:24Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:23Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:22Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:21Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:19Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:18Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:16Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:14Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:12Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:11Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:09Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:08Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:07Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:05Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:03Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:02Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:44:00Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:58Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:56Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:55Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:53Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:52Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:51Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:50Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:49Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:48Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:47Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:45Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:43Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:42Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:38Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:36Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:35Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:33Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:31Caption #-48
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:28Caption #-12
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:27Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:25Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:23Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:22Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:20Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:18Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:17Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:16Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:15Caption #954
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:13Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:12Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:10Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:08Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:07Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:05Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:03Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:02Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker13:43:00Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:58Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:57Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:55Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:53Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:52Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:50Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:48Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:47Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:45Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:43Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:42Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:41Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:40Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:39Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:38Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:37Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:36Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:35Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:32Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:31Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:30Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:28Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:27Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:26Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:25Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:23Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:22Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:20Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:19Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:18Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:17Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:15Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:14Caption #974
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:12Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:07Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:06Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:42:05Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:55Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:54Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:51Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:49Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:43Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:42Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:38Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:37Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:31Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:28Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:27Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:17Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:13Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:04Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:03Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:59Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:55Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:54Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:49Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:46Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:45Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:44Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:34Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:21Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:20Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:14Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:12Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:10Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:09Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:07Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:03Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:02Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:01Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:00Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:59Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:58Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:57Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:56Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:55Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:54Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:52Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:51Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:50Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:49Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:48Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:47Caption #632
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:44Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:42Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:41Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:40Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:37Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:32Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:30Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:28Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:27Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:26Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:21Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:20Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:19Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:18Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #575

Board [Post Message]

Sorry for the Lapse in time: vacation and eviction. I'm currently collecting all the "tions" I can, next I am going for claymation and wartime ration.


There are 16 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> New pics? Mort is back from the Monkey bin vaction?!
<Lauren> Mort, I have long known that there is a community on the web for every imaginable perversion out there, but that link took me to one even I could not have imagined. WTF!
<Mort> I'm still waiting on internet connection at my new place so there might not be a caption today, my sidekick doesn't have photoshop.

Zit fetishism even has a scientific name: acnephilia. Unlike armpit licking or monkey scritching.

<Lauren> I would think the armpit licking fetish would be called axillalingua and I hear they are looking for a webmaster... Hey, Mort, are you still unemployed?
<jellyloo> I am now mentally linking a man who looks like a muppet with zit squeezins. Nightmare fodder for sure.
<Mort> 
<Mort> I am still gainfully unemployed!

Those lungs do look like Jim Henson creations, the good and evil lungs of the Dark Crystal.

<Frank Johnson> 
<apple juice is a verb>  Hope things get better, Mort
<Axolotl> At least there won't be stench wafting through the sockets in your new house!
...www.mostemailed.com...
<Lauren> Thanks for that bit of nostalgia, Axolotl. Now, do you know where the photo of Mort's alien-brain-wave protective hat is?
< online poker room> Rate online po
<Carol> Online po? Do you mean online poo? There's some of that around here, probably.
<Lauren> Carol, I think that was a Teletubby reference. Isn't Po the littlest one?
<guyPaulo> Indeed. Po is the little red one with the "circle" top to her antenna. Her "favorite thing" (each tubby has one) is her red scooter, which she mispronounces as "cooter". This is quite funny to us guys in the south, as "cooter" is a slang word for a woman's lady business.
<JP> Those silly brits. Just love to take the piss out of them.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post