[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 362 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:49Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:47Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:43Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:42Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:36Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:35Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:34Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:33Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:28Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:24Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:23Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:22Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:21Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:20Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:18Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:17Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:16Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:13Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:12Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:10Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:06Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:03Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:02Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:08:00Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:57Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:56Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:55Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:54Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:53Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:52Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:44Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:42Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:38Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:36Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:32Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:31Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:30Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:29Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:27Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:26Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:21Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:20Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:19Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:18Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:16Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:15Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:12Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:10Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:08Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:06Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:05Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:04Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker18:07:00Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:59Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:54Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:52Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:50Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:49Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:48Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:46Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:45Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:44Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:43Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:39Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:38Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:37Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:34Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:33Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:32Caption #894
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:29Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:28Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:27Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:25Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:24Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:23Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:22Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:20Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:17Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:16Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:15Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:13Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:12Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:11Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:09Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:05Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:04Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:03Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:02Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:06:01Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:58Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:57Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:56Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:55Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:52Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:49Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:47Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:45Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:44Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:42Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:41Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:37Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:35Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:34Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:33Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:32Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:31Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:30Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:24Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:21Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:19Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:15Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:14Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:12Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:10Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:09Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:06Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:05Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:04Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:02Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:01Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:05:00Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:57Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:56Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:55Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:52Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:47Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:46Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:45Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:44Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:42Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:40Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:39Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:38Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:37Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:36Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:33Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:32Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:29Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:26Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:25Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:23Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:22Caption #968
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:21Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:20Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:19Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:16Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:15Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:14Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:13Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:12Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:10Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:07Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:06Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:02Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:01Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:04:00Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:57Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:56Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:55Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:51Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:48Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:47Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:46Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:44Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:43Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:41Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:38Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:37Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:36Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:35Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:34Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:32Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:31Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:29Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:28Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:27Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:26Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:23Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:20Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:19Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:18Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:17Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:14Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:13Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:10Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:09Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:06Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:04Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:03Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker18:03:01Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:59Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:58Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:57Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:55Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:54Caption #773
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:53Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:50Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:49Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:48Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:47Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:46Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:45Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:44Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:42Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:40Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:39Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:37Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:34Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:33Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:32Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:30Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:29Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:28Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:27Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:26Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:24Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:23Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:22Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:21Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:20Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:19Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:18Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:17Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:16Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:13Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:12Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:11Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:09Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:07Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:06Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:03Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:02Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:01Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker18:02:00Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:58Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:57Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:56Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:55Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:53Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:51Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:50Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:43Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:42Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:41Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:40Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:39Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:38Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:37Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:36Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:34Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:32Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:31Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:29Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:28Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:27Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:26Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:25Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:24Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:22Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:21Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:19Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:14Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:10Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:09Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:08Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:07Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:03Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker18:01:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:59Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:58Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:57Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:54Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:53Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:52Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:51Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:48Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:47Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:44Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:43Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:42Caption #-75
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:41Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:39Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:38Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:36Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:34Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:33Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:32Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:29Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:27Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:25Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:24Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:23Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:22Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:21Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:19Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:17Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:16Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:12Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:10Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:09Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:07Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:06Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:03Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:02Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:00:00Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:58Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:57Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:56Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:53Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:52Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:51Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:50Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:49Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:48Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:47Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:43Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:42Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:41Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:38Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:37Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:34Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:33Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:32Caption #947
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:31Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:30Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:29Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:28Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:27Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:26Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:25Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:24Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:23Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:22Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:21Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:20Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:19Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:18Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:17Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:16Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:12Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:11Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:10Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:09Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:06Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:05Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:04Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:03Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:02Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:59:01Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:56Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:55Caption #216

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post