[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 318 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:22Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:20Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:19Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:18Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:17Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:16Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:15Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:14Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:12Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:10Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:08Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:06Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:04Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:58:00Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:56Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:52Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:51Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:49Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:48Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:44Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:41Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:40Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:36Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:33Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:32Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:28Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:26Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:25Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:24Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:22Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:21Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:20Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:17Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:16Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:14Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:12Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:08Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:04Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:57:00Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:58Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:56Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:52Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:51Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:50Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:49Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:45Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:44Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:40Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:37Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:36Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:35Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:32Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:29Caption #951
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:28Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:27Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:26Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:25Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:24Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:23Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:20Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:16Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:13Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:12Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:11Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:08Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:04Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:56:00Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:59Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:56Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:52Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:48Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:47Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:45Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:44Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:42Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:40Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:38Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:37Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:36Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:35Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:34Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:33Caption #-74
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:32Caption #984
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:31Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:28Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:26Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:24Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:20Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:16Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:12Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:11Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:10Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:08Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:07Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:06Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:04Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker03:55:00Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:57Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:56Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:55Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:54Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:52Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:49Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:48Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:47Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:44Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:43Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:42Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:41Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:40Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:36Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:35Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:34Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:33Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:32Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:28Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:25Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:24Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:20Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:19Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:16Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:15Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:13Caption #938
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:12Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:10Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:09Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:08Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:05Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:04Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:03Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:54:00Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:57Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:56Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:55Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:52Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:51Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:48Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:47Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:45Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:44Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:43Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:41Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:40Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:38Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:37Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:36Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:32Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:31Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:29Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:28Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:27Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:24Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:23Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:20Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:16Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:15Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:14Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:13Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:12Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:10Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:09Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:08Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:04Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:53:00Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:58Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:56Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:54Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:52Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:48Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:46Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:45Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:44Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:42Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:40Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:39Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:36Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:35Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:32Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:28Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:27Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:26Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:25Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:24Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:22Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:21Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:20Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:17Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:16Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:15Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:09Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:05Caption #779
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:04Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:01Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:52:00Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:59Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:58Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:56Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:52Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:48Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:47Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:44Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:43Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:40Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:39Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:38Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:36Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:34Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:32Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:31Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:30Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:28Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:24Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:20Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:18Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:16Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:15Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:12Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:08Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:06Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:04Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:03Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker03:51:00Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:56Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:52Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:51Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:50Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:49Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:48Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:47Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:45Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:44Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:42Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:41Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:40Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:39Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:38Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:34Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:32Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:28Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:27Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:24Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:21Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:20Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:16Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:15Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:14Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:13Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:11Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:10Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:08Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:07Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:04Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:50:00Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:57Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:56Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:52Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:51Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:48Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:46Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:45Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:44Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:40Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:38Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:36Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:35Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:34Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:32Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:31Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:28Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:24Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:23Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:22Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:20Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:19Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:18Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:17Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:16Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:11Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:08Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:07Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:06Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:05Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:04Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:02Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:49:00Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:56Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:55Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:52Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:49Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:48Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:45Caption #692
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:44Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:40Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:39Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:38Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:36Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:32Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:29Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:28Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:25Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:24Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker03:48:23Caption #107

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post