[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 362 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:20Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:18Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:16Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:15Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:14Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:13Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:12Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:11Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:10Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:08Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:07Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:06Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:05Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker11:27:03Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:59Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:58Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:55Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:54Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:50Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:49Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:47Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:43Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:40Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:39Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:36Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:35Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:33Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:32Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:30Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:29Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:27Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:26Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:24Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:23Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:20Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:19Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:16Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:15Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:13Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:11Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:10Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:08Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:05Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:03Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:02Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker11:26:01Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:59Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:57Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:55Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:54Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:52Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:51Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:48Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:47Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:44Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:43Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:39Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:38Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:37Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:35Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:33Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:32Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:31Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:30Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:29Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:25Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:23Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:20Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:19Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:18Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:17Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:15Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:14Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:11Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:09Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:08Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:06Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:05Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:04Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:03Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:01Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker11:25:00Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:59Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:56Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:55Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:52Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:51Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:50Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:49Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:47Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:44Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:43Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:42Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:41Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:38Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:36Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:33Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:32Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:30Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:28Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:24Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:23Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:19Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:17Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:16Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:15Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:13Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:12Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:11Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:09Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:08Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:07Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:04Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:03Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker11:24:00Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:59Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:57Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:56Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:55Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:54Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:53Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:52Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:51Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:45Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:43Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:42Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:40Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:39Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:38Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:32Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:29Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:28Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:27Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:24Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:23Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:22Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:20Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:19Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:17Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:16Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:15Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:14Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:13Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:11Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:08Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:06Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:05Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:04Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:03Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker11:23:01Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:59Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:57Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:56Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:53Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:51Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:49Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:48Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:47Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:44Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:43Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:42Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:40Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:39Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:38Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:37Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:36Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:35Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:34Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:32Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:30Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:29Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:27Caption #-64
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:26Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:24Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:23Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:22Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:21Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:20Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:17Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:16Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:14Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:13Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:11Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:10Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:08Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:04Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker11:22:02Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:59Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:58Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:56Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:55Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:51Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:48Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:44Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:43Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:41Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:40Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:36Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:35Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:33Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:31Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:30Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:29Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:28Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:27Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:25Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:23Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:22Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:21Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:18Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:17Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:16Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:14Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:13Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:12Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:09Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:08Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:07Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:05Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:04Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker11:21:00Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:58Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:55Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:54Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:52Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:51Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:50Caption #649
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:49Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:47Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:46Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:45Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:44Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:43Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:39Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:37Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:35Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:31Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:30Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:29Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:26Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:25Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:24Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:23Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:22Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:21Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:20Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:19Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:17Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:12Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:11Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:07Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:05Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:04Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:02Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:01Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker11:20:00Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:59Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:58Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:57Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:56Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:55Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:54Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:53Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:50Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:48Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:45Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:44Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:43Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:40Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:37Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:36Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:35Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:33Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:32Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:30Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:29Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:28Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:22Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:21Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:20Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:19Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:18Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:17Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:16Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:13Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:12Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:11Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:10Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:09Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:05Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:04Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:03Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker11:19:00Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:58Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:57Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:56Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:55Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:53Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:51Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:49Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:45Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:43Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:40Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:39Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:38Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:36Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:34Caption #949
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:32Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:30Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:29Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:28Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:25Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:24Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:23Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:22Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:21Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:20Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:18Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:17Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:16Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:14Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:13Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:12Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:09Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:07Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:06Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:05Caption #917
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:04Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:03Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:02Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker11:18:01Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:57Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:56Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:53Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:48Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:47Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:46Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:44Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:43Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:40Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:39Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:35Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:34Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:31Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:30Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:29Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:27Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:25Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:22Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker11:17:21Caption #540

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post