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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
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Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
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<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
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