[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 10/04/2005 by JP
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Thursday is Beard Day.

A competition to see who can grow the longest beard while waiting for Mort.

The winning beard will become the Pimp-o-th-Month for Shlocktober somethingth 2005

Eventually, perhaps, the winner will be shaved squeeeky kleeen!

Hygiene will affect the results, bodily odor will definitely help decide the winner.

So force them follicles with all yer might, go out and play some ball, and wait.

And then wait some more...
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 393 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:12Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:11Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:10Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:09Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:08Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:07Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:06Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:05Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:04Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:03Caption #-55
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:02Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:01Caption #975
Mr. NonameLurker17:58:00Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:59Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:58Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:53Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:51Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:50Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:49Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:46Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:45Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:41Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:40Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:39Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:38Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:37Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:36Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:35Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:34Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:33Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:32Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:31Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:30Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:29Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:28Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:27Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:26Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:25Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:24Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:23Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:22Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:21Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:20Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:19Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:18Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:17Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:16Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:15Caption #967
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:14Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:13Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:12Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:11Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:10Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:09Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:08Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:07Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:06Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:05Caption #846
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:04Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:03Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:02Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:57:00Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:58Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:57Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:56Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:55Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:53Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:51Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:50Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:49Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:48Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:47Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:44Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:43Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:42Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:41Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:39Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:38Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:37Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:36Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:35Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:34Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:33Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:32Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:31Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:30Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:29Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:28Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:27Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:25Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:23Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:22Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:21Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:20Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:19Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:18Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:16Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:15Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:14Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:13Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:12Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:11Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:10Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:09Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:08Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:07Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:06Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:05Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:04Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:03Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:02Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:01Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:00Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:59Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:56Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:55Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:54Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:53Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:52Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:51Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:50Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:49Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:48Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:47Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:46Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:44Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:42Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:40Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:38Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:37Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:36Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:34Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:33Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:29Caption #189
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:26Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:23Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:16Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:15Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:12Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:11Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:08Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:07Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:06Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:04Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:03Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:02Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:01Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:00Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:59Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:58Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:57Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:56Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:55Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:51Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:50Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:49Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:48Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:47Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:45Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:42Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:41Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:33Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:32Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:30Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:29Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:24Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:21Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:20Caption #963
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:19Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:17Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:15Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:11Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:05Caption #-19
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:59Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:58Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:56Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:54Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:53Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:52Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:50Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:48Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:43Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:42Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:37Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:35Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:34Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:31Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:30Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:29Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:28Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:27Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:26Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:24Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:20Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:19Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:18Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:17Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:16Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:14Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:13Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:12Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:09Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:06Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:05Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:04Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:00Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:59Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:55Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:53Caption #-38
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:52Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:51Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:50Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:49Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:46Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:45Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:43Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:38Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:37Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:36Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:35Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:33Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:32Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:30Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:29Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:28Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:27Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:26Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:25Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:24Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:23Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:22Caption #969
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:20Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:17Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:16Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:13Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:11Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:10Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:09Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:02Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:00Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:59Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:57Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:55Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:53Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:52Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:51Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:50Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:49Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:45Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:43Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:42Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:41Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:40Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:38Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:37Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:36Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:35Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:33Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:32Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:28Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:26Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:25Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:20Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:17Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:15Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:14Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:12Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:11Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:10Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:08Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:07Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:06Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:04Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:02Caption #623
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:01Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:00Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:57Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:56Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:55Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:53Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:52Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:51Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:46Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:45Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:43Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:43Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:42Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:41Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:40Caption #850
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:38Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:37Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:36Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:35Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:34Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:32Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:29Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:25Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:23Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:22Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:18Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:17Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:08Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:06Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:03Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:02Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:59Caption #-60
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:58Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:54Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:53Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:51Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:50Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:48Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:45Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:44Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:43Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:42Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:41Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:40Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:36Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:32Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:31Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:30Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:28Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:26Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:23Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:22Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:20Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:19Caption #908
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:17Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:13Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:11Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:06Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:05Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:04Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:02Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:00Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:59Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:58Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:57Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:55Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:52Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:51Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:49Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:48Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:47Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:46Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:45Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:43Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:36Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:35Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:34Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:33Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:32Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:31Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:29Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:28Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:26Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:25Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:22Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #-11
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:20Caption #-47
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:19Caption #-40
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:18Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:17Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:13Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:12Caption #140

Board [Post Message]

The winner is

JP


He wins for the whole of October I guess...


There are 21 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Happy Rocktober.
<king> hello
<Mort> Sorry I forgot to mention, away on holiday, entertain yourselves. Watch Elvis, he's always very entertaining (remember to wear a raincoat).
<Lauren> Wow, Mort. Some holiday. I hope you're having fun. We're all done watching Elvis. Very amusing, but we need some variety. Anyone know where guy got to?
<ajiav> I was kind of worried about the continued existence of this site for a minute....
<Lauren> Me too. As a matter of fact, I was very afraid that I would never "see" any of you again... and that made me sad.
<mypalmike> Wow, was the site completely dead for a couple days or somethine?
<JP> Hello, is this thing on? I was bummed out; this site is one of the few I bother to check regularly. Dunno why I get a kick out of it. Cool it's back.
<ajiav> there are enough of us who care about the site to keep it running...maybe the monkies could take it over? -not me, because I don't know anything about programming- but I would still hate to see it all disappear for reals
<ajiav> ...meaning no disrespect to the master of this house, who is still the señority behind MEP.
<Mort> Sorry, I came back from vaction to an email saying they had to move various computers and bagel shops and back acne to various other locations.

There wasn't much I could do about it, but it's back up now and as soon as I get within finger tips of a computer with more than a webbrowser and a lust for monkey porn I will update.

<purplppleta> sup crew
<JP> Mort, I don't think the computer has a lust for monkey porn that you update, I think it's really you. Where DID you go on vacation, anyway... San Diego Zoo? Hmmmm?
<0100101> Phew Glad it's back!
I can second ajiav's comment. And I'm a computer dude with mad PHP skilz

(I can't believe I said that...)
Mr. Binary

<Lauren> Mort, dahling, we are all just green with envy that you can holiday for such an eternity. Pray, do tell when you may be returning from your sojourn?
<mypalmike> By the way, Mr. Binary, what's the significance of the number 37?
<Battlestar Galactica DVD> >Battlestar Galatica DVD. With the 12 colonies of man virtually destroyed in the climax of a hundred-year war with the Cylon Empire, President Roslin and Commander Adama gather up the few humans left and embark on a journey to find the mythical planet Earth. Get a copy now at ...www.battlestargalacticadvd.co... .
<apple juice is a verb> Yeah, galactic war'll do that to 'ya....
<Lauren> It just occurred to me that maybe Mort is ignoring the site because he wants us all to go away. ;-( Am I just being paranoid or is this a possibility?
<Mort> More to do with the fact that I got kinda evicted last week...
<gay sex> Mayor Engages in gay sex. Here we have a mayor engaging in gay sex.
Doesn’t it make you wonder if he had gay Boy Scout sex? Yes, this gay mayor was
in the program.
A must see site for lovers of horny gay sex and even the hero gets caught
unawares ... Can you imagine what happens in college during gay drunk sex parties?
Exclusive twinks and college boys performing gay sex acts in high ...
Two hot arab gay guys in oral and anal sex actions on four hardcore galleries, 60 pics
Free gay sex personals, gay singles dating and gay sex chat for gay and
bisexual men cruising for sex. Find single gay men for dating, chat and sex on
...twink-sex.ifrance.com...


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post