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Most Emailed Photos HAIKU DAY - 03/03/2004 by Stormi
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Mother I'm afraid/
of the people who neglect/
our fragile future/

worshiping instead/
strange green leaves that don't taste good/
and things that eat gas

don't they know that/
the great crocodile god/
will flatten them soon?
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AFP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

There are 8 comments for this caption.

<ElvisThePelvis> I worship the great croc god.
<Stormi> Ah, to be Egyptian.
<Lauren> OMG, this is great!
<RedQ> If you are under 11 feet tall you will get flattened? This rocks! :-)
<Stormi> Apparently so! (Thanks RedQ!)
<3Suns> Excellent 2nd frame.
<apple juice is a verb> The safest thing is to go ahead and worship the crocodile God. Sort of a Pascal thing.
<mypalmike> 

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