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Most Emailed Photos - 03/17/2004 by obtuse
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I opened my mouth, fully expecting a hilarious caption to come tumbling out.

But nothing happened. I just kind of sat there with my jaw dropped, surprised.

Mouths and koalas? This was harder than I thought.
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

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<guyPaulo> Good, and true.
<Lauren> The first two captions really do capture the expressions of that mouth.
<Carol> My thoughts exactly.

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