[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by This could be your name
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

The Great Mouth Spirit appeared to me after months of meditation and presented me with 100 pounds of gold and decreed that I embark on a quest to help the less fortunate and the poor.

I pondered this quest carefully. Who is worthy of this kind of assisstance? What poor, underprivileged soul should I lift up out of despair first?

I think I'll start by giving some gold to these sad, spiritually lost topless dancers.

That's right baby, show me your sins.
(Bathroom Mania)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 178 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:50Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:48Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:46Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:43Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:39Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:38Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:37Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:33Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:29Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:24Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:21Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:20Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:17Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:12Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:05Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker09:51:03Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:58Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:57Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:56Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:50Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:47Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:40Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:32Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:28Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:27Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:22Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:21Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:20Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:18Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:13Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:12Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:11Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:09Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:08Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:07Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:06Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:05Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:03Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:02Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker09:50:01Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:57Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:56Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:55Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:52Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:48Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:39Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:38Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:37Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:36Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:35Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:33Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:32Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:29Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:28Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:27Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:26Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:25Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:23Caption #120
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:22Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:21Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:15Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:14Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:13Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:12Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:11Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:10Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:09Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:08Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:04Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:03Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker09:49:00Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:56Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:48Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:45Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:27Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:23Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:22Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:21Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:20Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:18Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:13Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:10Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:09Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker09:48:01Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:59Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:58Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:54Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:49Caption #957
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:45Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:36Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:35Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:33Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:32Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:23Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:19Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:18Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:11Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:06Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:03Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:02Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker09:47:00Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:59Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:58Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:44Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:40Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:39Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:32Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:24Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:18Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:17Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:15Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:10Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:08Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker09:46:03Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:56Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:51Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:45Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:38Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:37Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:36Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:30Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:25Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:21Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:20Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:18Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:08Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker09:45:05Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:58Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:46Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:45Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:44Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:37Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:32Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:14Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:05Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:04Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:03Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker09:44:00Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:59Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:55Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:54Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:45Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:43Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:37Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:31Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:27Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:23Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:22Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:19Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:10Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:02Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker09:43:00Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:54Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:53Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:38Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:37Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:34Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:15Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:09Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:03Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker09:42:00Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:58Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:57Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:56Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:55Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:54Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker09:41:53Caption #2

Board [Post Message]

The week's suburban bourbon turban is

guyPaulo



And the half melted urinal cakes are: Lauren, David Byrden, ElvisThePelvis, Pedro Gonzales


There are 21 messages for this day.
<Lauren> I just can't get over that first picture. How perverse is it to create a men's urinal that looks like a lady's mouth? What next? A women's room toilet shaped like your papa's lap?
<Cookieus Hackus> It really wierds me out too. Of all the wonderful things that a woman's mouth is capable of, being a urine receptacle isn't one that comes to mind.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I don't get the mouth-urinal thing either.
<3Suns> I think this is the first time that "Bathroom Mania" has has a photo credit on this site. In fact I'm sure of it.
<Pedro Gonzales> They should have made it into other more appropriate shapes, like a bush just on the roadside of the interstate, or a sidestreet next to a bar at closing time
<Lauren> Yeh, you're right Pedro. For three years, the alleyway that ran alongside my apartment was a favorite toilet for guys leaving bars in my neighborhood. That is until I went to bed with a bucket of ice water perched on my bedroom window sill....
<Cookieus Hackus> Oh the shrinkage! The Horror!
<Pedro Gonzales> Lauren how cruel!! Bet it added some entertainment to the evenings
<Mort> Pedro - why would George Bush on the roadside of the interstate be an appropriate shape to pee on?
Wait there, I think I just asked a stupid question.
<Kumiho> Lauren I think you are my shero. ::bows down before her::
<jellyloo> tap tap smirk
<Mort> What do you know about tapping?
<obtuse> KEGS OR ASSES?
<Mort> I think I need the guy in the Turban to help me pick a winner today. Very good guest day.
<obtuse> He appears to be preoccupied with the photo to the right.
<Mark> Apologies for not posting today .. shame as the photos are great. My role at work has been made redundant and I'm not feeling insipred as such .. well, not unless you count bitter, twisted and silently anger as inspired.
<Mort> Thats unfortunate Mark. Please do post dark, brooding rants on here, to vent your frustrations. I expect many wonderfully evil captions where bosses meet their ends in painful ways.

I have been made redundant (laid off) twice.

<guyPaulo> Sorry Mark! That sucks dude.
<Mark> Okay, it's late but I put something up. I'll be sure to post something dark and bitter from home tomorrow.
<Stinkin Olaf> Ahoy! That thar be some blimey wench, that thar Lauren!! Now's I'm knowin' whence I got that freezin shower o' pee last midWinter!!!
<Buran> That be true matey. Hoist high the Rabbit Banner, ye!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post