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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by This could be your name
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The Great Mouth Spirit appeared to me after months of meditation and presented me with 100 pounds of gold and decreed that I embark on a quest to help the less fortunate and the poor.

I pondered this quest carefully. Who is worthy of this kind of assisstance? What poor, underprivileged soul should I lift up out of despair first?

I think I'll start by giving some gold to these sad, spiritually lost topless dancers.

That's right baby, show me your sins.
(Bathroom Mania)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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The week's suburban bourbon turban is

guyPaulo



And the half melted urinal cakes are: Lauren, David Byrden, ElvisThePelvis, Pedro Gonzales

There are 21 messages for this day.
<Lauren> I just can't get over that first picture. How perverse is it to create a men's urinal that looks like a lady's mouth? What next? A women's room toilet shaped like your papa's lap?
<Cookieus Hackus> It really wierds me out too. Of all the wonderful things that a woman's mouth is capable of, being a urine receptacle isn't one that comes to mind.
<guyPaulo> Yeah, I don't get the mouth-urinal thing either.
<3Suns> I think this is the first time that "Bathroom Mania" has has a photo credit on this site. In fact I'm sure of it.
<Pedro Gonzales> They should have made it into other more appropriate shapes, like a bush just on the roadside of the interstate, or a sidestreet next to a bar at closing time
<Lauren> Yeh, you're right Pedro. For three years, the alleyway that ran alongside my apartment was a favorite toilet for guys leaving bars in my neighborhood. That is until I went to bed with a bucket of ice water perched on my bedroom window sill....
<Cookieus Hackus> Oh the shrinkage! The Horror!
<Pedro Gonzales> Lauren how cruel!! Bet it added some entertainment to the evenings
<Mort> Pedro - why would George Bush on the roadside of the interstate be an appropriate shape to pee on?
Wait there, I think I just asked a stupid question.
<Kumiho> Lauren I think you are my shero. ::bows down before her::
<jellyloo> tap tap smirk
<Mort> What do you know about tapping?
<obtuse> KEGS OR ASSES?
<Mort> I think I need the guy in the Turban to help me pick a winner today. Very good guest day.
<obtuse> He appears to be preoccupied with the photo to the right.
<Mark> Apologies for not posting today .. shame as the photos are great. My role at work has been made redundant and I'm not feeling insipred as such .. well, not unless you count bitter, twisted and silently anger as inspired.
<Mort> Thats unfortunate Mark. Please do post dark, brooding rants on here, to vent your frustrations. I expect many wonderfully evil captions where bosses meet their ends in painful ways.

I have been made redundant (laid off) twice.

<guyPaulo> Sorry Mark! That sucks dude.
<Mark> Okay, it's late but I put something up. I'll be sure to post something dark and bitter from home tomorrow.
<Stinkin Olaf> Ahoy! That thar be some blimey wench, that thar Lauren!! Now's I'm knowin' whence I got that freezin shower o' pee last midWinter!!!
<Buran> That be true matey. Hoist high the Rabbit Banner, ye!


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