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Sucky caption, I am sure you will all outshine me. I had to clean my toenails this evening, it left me without the energy to be funny.
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There are 19 messages for this day. |
| <David Byrden> Why? Did some kid graffiti them? |
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| <Roger Mexico> All 14 of them? Phew! No wonder. |
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| <3Suns> Awesome caption today Mort. |
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| <Kumiho> Another slow day? |
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| <guyPaulo> YAH! I finally got a friend on orkut.com who wasn't a regular monkie! I'm so happy... |
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| <Mort> I don't think favourite hookers count. |
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| <Kumiho> Hookers? ::looks around bewildered:: |
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| <guyPaulo> (sniff) Not all of us are cool enough to be in the "Hedgehogs" community, Mort. Everyone knows that's where the babes are. |
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<Mort> You have to own a hedgehog to be in the hedgehogs!
Actually "spike" (from Buffy/Angel) is where all the babes are. |
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| <mountaineer> It is the yak club that rawks. Everyone is drunk and deathly serious. It is loads of fun! |
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| <boyscout> I once had to sleep in the innards of a dead yak all winter to survive the cold. But I got a merit badge for it. |
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| <mountaineer> Are you sure it was not a Tauntaun? |
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| <Boyscout> I once had to make a full scale perfect replica of a Tauntaun for the village fete. The church needed a new roof, and only the sale of a one off star wars item would keep the spring rain off. I made it out of rat skin, potatoes and stuck it together with dung. I got the dung recycling merit badge after that, since I already had the church roof saving merit badge from the year before. |
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<guyPaulo> Dear god, why was there not a photo with this story?
...story.news.yahoo.com... |
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<Roger Mexico> In Afghanistan it is considered a great sin to make images of hooved animals, no matter what they are up to.
Why? Don't ask me - how should I know? |
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| <mountaineer> That can't be true. I found t-shirts of 'Stan the Mischievous Goat' the official Afghani mascot in a market in Kabul. Absolutely adorable. |
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| <Mort> I have a Yak Yak Yak t-shirt from Tibet, does that count? |
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| <mountaineer> Absolutely. Relax. |
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| <Mark> New idea for you Mort. Put a parser on the display filter, so URLs are shortened to "link to server.name" and a mouseover (use TITLE in the A tag) will give the full URL ... might save on the hell yahoo urls do to formatting. |
