Sucky caption, I am sure you will all outshine me. I had to clean my toenails this evening, it left me without the energy to be funny.
There are 19 messages for this day.
|<David Byrden> Why? Did some kid graffiti them?|
|<Roger Mexico> All 14 of them? Phew! No wonder.|
|<3Suns> Awesome caption today Mort.|
|<Kumiho> Another slow day?|
|<guyPaulo> YAH! I finally got a friend on orkut.com who wasn't a regular monkie! I'm so happy...|
|<Mort> I don't think favourite hookers count.|
|<Kumiho> Hookers? ::looks around bewildered::|
|<guyPaulo> (sniff) Not all of us are cool enough to be in the "Hedgehogs" community, Mort. Everyone knows that's where the babes are.|
|<Mort> You have to own a hedgehog to be in the hedgehogs!|
Actually "spike" (from Buffy/Angel) is where all the babes are.
|<mountaineer> It is the yak club that rawks. Everyone is drunk and deathly serious. It is loads of fun!|
|<boyscout> I once had to sleep in the innards of a dead yak all winter to survive the cold.|
But I got a merit badge for it.
|<mountaineer> Are you sure it was not a Tauntaun?|
|<Boyscout> I once had to make a full scale perfect replica of a Tauntaun for the village fete. The church needed a new roof, and only the sale of a one off star wars item would keep the spring rain off. I made it out of rat skin, potatoes and stuck it together with dung.|
I got the dung recycling merit badge after that, since I already had the church roof saving merit badge from the year before.
|<guyPaulo> Dear god, why was there not a photo with this story?|
|<Roger Mexico> In Afghanistan it is considered a great sin to make images of hooved animals, no matter what they are up to.|
Why? Don't ask me - how should I know?
|<mountaineer> That can't be true. I found t-shirts of 'Stan the Mischievous Goat' the official Afghani mascot in a market in Kabul. Absolutely adorable.|
|<Mort> I have a Yak Yak Yak t-shirt from Tibet, does that count?|
|<mountaineer> Absolutely. Relax.|
|<Mark> New idea for you Mort. Put a parser on the display filter, so URLs are shortened to "link to server.name" and a mouseover (use TITLE in the A tag) will give the full URL ... might save on the hell yahoo urls do to formatting.|