Most Emailed Photos

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Look at her smile, the bitch!

It's cruel and very unusual torture I tell you. Have I no dignity? Look at my nails.

As if yellow is my colour!

My star chart showed me the path to follow.

Ooo! Pretty purple swirls.

Her screams were loud, but the wood chipper was louder.

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 211 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:28:00 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:59 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:58 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:57 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:56 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:55 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:54 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:53 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:52 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:49 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:48 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:43 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:37 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:36 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:35 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:33 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:32 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:31 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:30 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:23 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:18 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:16 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:12 Caption #285

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:11 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:27:01 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:59 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:51 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:50 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:48 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:47 Caption #-66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:46 Caption #-55

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:45 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:35 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:34 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:33 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:32 Caption #-50

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:29 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:18 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:13 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:03 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:26:02 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:58 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:55 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:54 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:46 Caption #219

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:42 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:41 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:36 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:34 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:33 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:27 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:26 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:20 Caption #791

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:19 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:15 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:14 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:10 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:06 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:25:01 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:55 Caption #525

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:53 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:52 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:51 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:45 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:44 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:41 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:40 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:39 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:37 Caption #867

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:35 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:34 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:31 Caption #860

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:30 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:27 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:26 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:25 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:24 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:23 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:20 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:15 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:11 Caption #738

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:10 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:09 Caption #835

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:08 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:05 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:04 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:03 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:24:00 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:55 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:53 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:52 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:50 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:46 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:45 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:40 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:38 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:37 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:36 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:35 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:34 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:33 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:31 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:30 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:29 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:28 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:25 Caption #704

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:24 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:21 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:20 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:19 Caption #963

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:14 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:13 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:12 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:09 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:23:05 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:59 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:55 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:52 Caption #794

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:51 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:50 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:49 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:47 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:46 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:45 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:43 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:42 Caption #576

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:41 Caption #811

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:38 Caption #435

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:37 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:33 Caption #257

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:27 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:18 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:15 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:14 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:12 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:11 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:10 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:06 Caption #-84

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:05 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:02 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:22:01 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:55 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:52 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:46 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:45 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:44 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:41 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:32 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:30 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:27 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:18 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:14 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:13 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:05 Caption #733

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:21:01 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:59 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:49 Caption #831

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:44 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:43 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:39 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:38 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:36 Caption #404

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:31 Caption #123

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:30 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:27 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:26 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:25 Caption #414

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:24 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:21 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:19 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:18 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:14 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:11 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:06 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:20:02 Caption #171

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:57 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:56 Caption #383

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:54 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:47 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:46 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:40 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:39 Caption #832

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:37 Caption #873

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:36 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:32 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:31 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:28 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:24 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:23 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:22 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:17 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:13 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:11 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:09 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:19:07 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:56 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:54 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:53 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:51 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:43 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:40 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:37 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:32 Caption #439

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:26 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:21 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:18 Caption #908

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:14 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:13 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:06 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:18:05 Caption #177

Board

[Post Message]

Sucky caption, I am sure you will all outshine me. I had to clean my toenails this evening, it left me without the energy to be funny.

There are 19 messages for this day.

<David Byrden> Why? Did some kid graffiti them?

<Roger Mexico> All 14 of them? Phew! No wonder.

<3Suns> Awesome caption today Mort.

<Kumiho> Another slow day?

<guyPaulo> YAH! I finally got a friend on orkut.com who wasn't a regular monkie! I'm so happy...

<Mort> I don't think favourite hookers count.

<Kumiho> Hookers? ::looks around bewildered::

<guyPaulo> (sniff) Not all of us are cool enough to be in the "Hedgehogs" community, Mort. Everyone knows that's where the babes are.

<Mort> You have to own a hedgehog to be in the hedgehogs!
Actually "spike" (from Buffy/Angel) is where all the babes are.

<mountaineer> It is the yak club that rawks. Everyone is drunk and deathly serious. It is loads of fun!

<boyscout> I once had to sleep in the innards of a dead yak all winter to survive the cold.

But I got a merit badge for it.

<mountaineer> Are you sure it was not a Tauntaun?

<Boyscout> I once had to make a full scale perfect replica of a Tauntaun for the village fete. The church needed a new roof, and only the sale of a one off star wars item would keep the spring rain off. I made it out of rat skin, potatoes and stuck it together with dung.

I got the dung recycling merit badge after that, since I already had the church roof saving merit badge from the year before.

<guyPaulo> Dear god, why was there not a photo with this story?
...story.news.yahoo.com...

<Roger Mexico> In Afghanistan it is considered a great sin to make images of hooved animals, no matter what they are up to.
Why? Don't ask me - how should I know?

<mountaineer> That can't be true. I found t-shirts of 'Stan the Mischievous Goat' the official Afghani mascot in a market in Kabul. Absolutely adorable.

<Mort> I have a Yak Yak Yak t-shirt from Tibet, does that count?

<mountaineer> Absolutely. Relax.

<Mark> New idea for you Mort. Put a parser on the display filter, so URLs are shortened to "link to server.name" and a mouseover (use TITLE in the A tag) will give the full URL ... might save on the hell yahoo urls do to formatting.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post