[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Look at her smile, the bitch!

It's cruel and very unusual torture I tell you. Have I no dignity? Look at my nails.

As if yellow is my colour!

My star chart showed me the path to follow.

Ooo! Pretty purple swirls.

Her screams were loud, but the wood chipper was louder.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 396 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:48Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:47Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:46Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:44Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:41Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:38Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:37Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:32Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:28Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:27Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:25Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:22Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:19Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:13Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:07Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:06Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:05Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:04Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:02Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker17:38:01Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:59Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:58Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:57Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:56Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:54Caption #104
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:48Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:44Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:43Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:42Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:41Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:39Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:38Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:37Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:35Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:33Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:30Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:29Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:28Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:22Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:20Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:19Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:18Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:17Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:16Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:15Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:14Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:12Caption #991
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:11Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:10Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:09Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:07Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:06Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:05Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:04Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:03Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:02Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:37:01Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:58Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:57Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:56Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:54Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:52Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:51Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:50Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:49Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:46Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:45Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:42Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:41Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:40Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:33Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:32Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:30Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:29Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:27Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:24Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:22Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:21Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:16Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:15Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:14Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:13Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:10Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:09Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:08Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:07Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:06Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:05Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:04Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:03Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:01Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:36:00Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:58Caption #-57
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:56Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:55Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:54Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:53Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:50Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:46Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:44Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:39Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:38Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:36Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:34Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:30Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:29Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:28Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:27Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:26Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:25Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:24Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:23Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:22Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:21Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:19Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:18Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:17Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:16Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:15Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:14Caption #398
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:13Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:12Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:11Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:10Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:09Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:08Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:07Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:02Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker17:35:01Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:58Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:57Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:56Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:55Caption #-20
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:54Caption #-61
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:53Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:50Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:49Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:47Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:46Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:44Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:43Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:42Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:36Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:31Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:30Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:29Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:27Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:26Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:26Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:24Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:23Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:22Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:21Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:19Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:18Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:17Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:16Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:12Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:11Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:07Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:06Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:05Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:04Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:03Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:02Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:01Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker17:34:00Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:59Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:58Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:56Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:54Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:53Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:52Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:51Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:50Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:49Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:48Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:45Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:42Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:41Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:40Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:39Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:38Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:37Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:36Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:35Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:34Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:33Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:32Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:30Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:28Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:27Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:26Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:25Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:24Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:23Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:22Caption #864
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:21Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:20Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:18Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:17Caption #703
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:16Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:15Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:14Caption #781
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:13Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:12Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:11Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:10Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:09Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:08Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:07Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:05Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:04Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:03Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:02Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:01Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker17:33:00Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:59Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:58Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:55Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:54Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:53Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:52Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:51Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:49Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:48Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:46Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:44Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:43Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:42Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:41Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:40Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:39Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:38Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:37Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:36Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:35Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:34Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:32Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:31Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:30Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:29Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:26Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:24Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:22Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:18Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:16Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:14Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:13Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:12Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:08Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:07Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:06Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:04Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:02Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:01Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:32:00Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:57Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:56Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:55Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:54Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:53Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:51Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:50Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:49Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:48Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:47Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:46Caption #618
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:45Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:44Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:42Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:41Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:39Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:37Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:36Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:35Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:34Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:33Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:32Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:30Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:29Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:28Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:26Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:24Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:23Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:22Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:21Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:17Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:16Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:15Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:11Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:09Caption #861
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:08Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:08Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:06Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:05Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:31:04Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:57Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:56Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:51Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:49Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:47Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:46Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:45Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:44Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:42Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:41Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:40Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:38Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:38Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:36Caption #933
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:33Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:32Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:27Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:26Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:25Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:22Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:20Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:19Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:18Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:12Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:11Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:10Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:07Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:06Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:03Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:02Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker17:30:01Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:59Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:58Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:57Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:56Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:54Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:53Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:52Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:48Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:47Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:46Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:45Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:44Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:42Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:41Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:40Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:39Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:37Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:36Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:35Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:34Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:30Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:29Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:28Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:26Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:25Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:24Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:23Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:22Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:21Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:20Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:18Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:17Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:16Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:15Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:14Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:13Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:12Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:11Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:09Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:07Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:06Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:04Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:29:02Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:59Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:58Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:56Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:55Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:52Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker17:28:50Caption #694

Board [Post Message]

Sucky caption, I am sure you will all outshine me. I had to clean my toenails this evening, it left me without the energy to be funny.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Why? Did some kid graffiti them?
<Roger Mexico> All 14 of them? Phew! No wonder.
<3Suns> Awesome caption today Mort.
<Kumiho> Another slow day?
<guyPaulo> YAH! I finally got a friend on orkut.com who wasn't a regular monkie! I'm so happy...
<Mort> I don't think favourite hookers count.
<Kumiho> Hookers? ::looks around bewildered::
<guyPaulo> (sniff) Not all of us are cool enough to be in the "Hedgehogs" community, Mort. Everyone knows that's where the babes are.
<Mort> You have to own a hedgehog to be in the hedgehogs!
Actually "spike" (from Buffy/Angel) is where all the babes are.
<mountaineer> It is the yak club that rawks. Everyone is drunk and deathly serious. It is loads of fun!
<boyscout> I once had to sleep in the innards of a dead yak all winter to survive the cold.

But I got a merit badge for it.

<mountaineer> Are you sure it was not a Tauntaun?
<Boyscout> I once had to make a full scale perfect replica of a Tauntaun for the village fete. The church needed a new roof, and only the sale of a one off star wars item would keep the spring rain off. I made it out of rat skin, potatoes and stuck it together with dung.

I got the dung recycling merit badge after that, since I already had the church roof saving merit badge from the year before.

<guyPaulo> Dear god, why was there not a photo with this story?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Roger Mexico> In Afghanistan it is considered a great sin to make images of hooved animals, no matter what they are up to.
Why? Don't ask me - how should I know?
<mountaineer> That can't be true. I found t-shirts of 'Stan the Mischievous Goat' the official Afghani mascot in a market in Kabul. Absolutely adorable.
<Mort> I have a Yak Yak Yak t-shirt from Tibet, does that count?
<mountaineer> Absolutely. Relax.
<Mark> New idea for you Mort. Put a parser on the display filter, so URLs are shortened to "link to server.name" and a mouseover (use TITLE in the A tag) will give the full URL ... might save on the hell yahoo urls do to formatting.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post