[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Look at her smile, the bitch!

It's cruel and very unusual torture I tell you. Have I no dignity? Look at my nails.

As if yellow is my colour!

My star chart showed me the path to follow.

Ooo! Pretty purple swirls.

Her screams were loud, but the wood chipper was louder.
(AFP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 207 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:42Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:41Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:39Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:38Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:37Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:36Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:35Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:34Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:31Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:28Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:26Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:25Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:24Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:18Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:17Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:16Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:15Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker17:56:04Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:51Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:50Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:49Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:48Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:44Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:27Caption #624
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:26Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:23Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:19Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:18Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:16Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker17:55:15Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:58Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:57Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:54Caption #476
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:41Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:40Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:39Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:38Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:37Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:36Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:35Caption #920
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:34Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:33Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:32Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:31Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:30Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:29Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:28Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:27Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:26Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:25Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:23Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:19Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:17Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:15Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:09Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker17:54:04Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:57Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:52Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:49Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:48Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:47Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:46Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:42Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:41Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:39Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:34Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:33Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:32Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:31Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:30Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:22Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:21Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:20Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:19Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:17Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:15Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:14Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:13Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:10Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:08Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:03Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:01Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker17:53:00Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:55Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:52Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:51Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:50Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:49Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:48Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:47Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:44Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:43Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:41Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:40Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:39Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:32Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:30Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:28Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:26Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:22Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:20Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:18Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:17Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:16Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:15Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:13Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:09Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:05Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:03Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:02Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker17:52:01Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:56Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:50Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:47Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:45Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:44Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:40Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:37Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:31Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:30Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:28Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:27Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:22Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:21Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:20Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:18Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:17Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:16Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:15Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:14Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:13Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:10Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:09Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:08Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker17:51:06Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:58Caption #936
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:54Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:52Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:50Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:49Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:48Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:47Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:46Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:43Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:38Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:37Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:30Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:20Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:19Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:18Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:16Caption #576
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:15Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker17:50:04Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:57Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:56Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:55Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:54Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:48Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:47Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:46Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:38Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:34Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:33Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:31Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:18Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:15Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:14Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:07Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:04Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker17:49:00Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:59Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:58Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:57Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:56Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:55Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:49Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:43Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:41Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:38Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:37Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:32Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:31Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:24Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:21Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:20Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:19Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:18Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:14Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker17:48:09Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:59Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:52Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:48Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:47Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:33Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:32Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:20Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:10Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:08Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker17:47:00Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:59Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:58Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:56Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:54Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:49Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker17:46:48Caption #364

Board [Post Message]

Sucky caption, I am sure you will all outshine me. I had to clean my toenails this evening, it left me without the energy to be funny.


There are 19 messages for this day.
<David Byrden> Why? Did some kid graffiti them?
<Roger Mexico> All 14 of them? Phew! No wonder.
<3Suns> Awesome caption today Mort.
<Kumiho> Another slow day?
<guyPaulo> YAH! I finally got a friend on orkut.com who wasn't a regular monkie! I'm so happy...
<Mort> I don't think favourite hookers count.
<Kumiho> Hookers? ::looks around bewildered::
<guyPaulo> (sniff) Not all of us are cool enough to be in the "Hedgehogs" community, Mort. Everyone knows that's where the babes are.
<Mort> You have to own a hedgehog to be in the hedgehogs!
Actually "spike" (from Buffy/Angel) is where all the babes are.
<mountaineer> It is the yak club that rawks. Everyone is drunk and deathly serious. It is loads of fun!
<boyscout> I once had to sleep in the innards of a dead yak all winter to survive the cold.

But I got a merit badge for it.

<mountaineer> Are you sure it was not a Tauntaun?
<Boyscout> I once had to make a full scale perfect replica of a Tauntaun for the village fete. The church needed a new roof, and only the sale of a one off star wars item would keep the spring rain off. I made it out of rat skin, potatoes and stuck it together with dung.

I got the dung recycling merit badge after that, since I already had the church roof saving merit badge from the year before.

<guyPaulo> Dear god, why was there not a photo with this story?
...story.news.yahoo.com...
<Roger Mexico> In Afghanistan it is considered a great sin to make images of hooved animals, no matter what they are up to.
Why? Don't ask me - how should I know?
<mountaineer> That can't be true. I found t-shirts of 'Stan the Mischievous Goat' the official Afghani mascot in a market in Kabul. Absolutely adorable.
<Mort> I have a Yak Yak Yak t-shirt from Tibet, does that count?
<mountaineer> Absolutely. Relax.
<Mark> New idea for you Mort. Put a parser on the display filter, so URLs are shortened to "link to server.name" and a mouseover (use TITLE in the A tag) will give the full URL ... might save on the hell yahoo urls do to formatting.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post