Tonight, I remove these friggin embarrising claw holders and tear your pretty little throat out.
But were to hide the body?
There has to be somewhere that I can dump this "owner" where the authorities won't find it.
Ahh bugger it, I'll just throw it in the dump out the back.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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