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Most Emailed Photos - 03/15/2004 by Mark
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Tonight, she dies.

Tonight, I remove these friggin embarrising claw holders and tear your pretty little throat out.

But were to hide the body?

There has to be somewhere that I can dump this "owner" where the authorities won't find it.

Ahh bugger it, I'll just throw it in the dump out the back.
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<guyPaulo> 
<Kumiho> Cute, but it's been done.

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