My S.O. thinks Mort is a government agent who, posing in chat rooms as a seductive 17-year-old girl...
...lures perverts out into the open. I, on the other hand, am fairly certain that Mort is...
...just another geek with gear.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.