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Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Lauren
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My S.O. thinks Mort is a government agent who, posing in chat rooms as a seductive 17-year-old girl...

...lures perverts out into the open. I, on the other hand, am fairly certain that Mort is...

...just another geek with gear.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<guyPaulo> Lauren's SO needs to join our little family. His/her nickname could be "Lucky Bastard."
<Kumiho> Which family?
<mypalmike> I have also wondered about that...
<Lauren> My S.O. may be a lurker here, but I doubt it. In general, I try to protect those I love from harm, but I may have mentioned this place once or twice (trying to explain why I got absolutely nothing done all day, I suppose).
<guyPaulo> Maybe Lauren's S.O. was NOIP! That would explain a few things. Which things, though, I'm not sure.

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