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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/16/2004 by guyPaulo
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The Great Mouth Spirit appeared to me after months of meditation and presented me with 100 pounds of gold and decreed that I embark on a quest to help the less fortunate and the poor.

I pondered this quest carefully. Who is worthy of this kind of assisstance? What poor, underprivileged soul should I lift up out of despair first?

I think I'll start by giving some gold to these sad, spiritually lost topless dancers.

That's right baby, show me your sins.

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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There are 11 comments for this caption.

<3Suns> Kinda wordy. But the last frame is funny!
<Lauren> Did you buy them those tops, then? Great captions, guy.
<guyPaulo> Topless dancer's always start with their tops ON, Lauren. If this shot had been taken a few seconds later, then you would see the twin globes demanding this holy man's attention.
<Cookieus Hackus> :)
<ajiav> i like words, and i like this one a lot.
<Kumiho> That's great! Can I show you my sins too? ;)
<guyPaulo> Yes Kuminho, the grand Poobah forgives all sins, expecially the dirty ones...
<apple juice is a verb> Good, classic guyPaulo. My vote to win.
<Kumiho> So using Magic Shell to make a bathing suit top is out?
<guyPaulo> You could wear a "breast" plate!
<Pitch Black> 

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