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Most Emailed Photos - Pseudonyme Day - 02/25/2004 by Pedro Gonzales
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Jake had been outcast.
Branded a freak.
He could not return...

All the other dogs didn't want to know:
"If that dude with no head comes back- we'll paint his ass again!"

They were more pissed than he thought.
Jake was glad that he got outta there having never mentioned his secret Whinnie the Pooh fantasies.
His search for "Headless dog- soft toy hardcore" continued...


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<ElvisThePelvis> This is Pedro Gonzales!
<Lauren> Ya think???

I agree!

<mypalmike> This is definitely mypalmike. Oh wait, no it's definitely not.
<Roger Mexico> Puts me to sleep. Gosh, maybe that's the intention?

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