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Okay, The Librarian has had enough of this mislabeling. He is not a monkey. He's an orangutan!

These oh-so-cute tigies have nothing to do with Siegfried and Roy, and they would appreciate it if you'd drop the whole subject.

Finally, no matter what he's doing, this is NOT James Brown.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> I just HATE to do this yoyo, but you are incorrect. The beast appears to be the Japanese Macaque (Macaca Fuscata). Besides, "caption orangutan," is just not funny.
<yoyology> Perhaps I was unclear. I was speaking as if the simian in question were "The Librarian", a character from the wildly successful Discworld humorous fantasy series of books. Mort is a fan, and unless I'm mistaken, he took his name from one of the books.
<Mort> You are not mistaken
<yoyology> "The Librarian" (not to be confused with yoyology, the librarian) is an orangutan, and he takes a dangerously dim view of those who refer to him as a "monkey".
<guyPaulo> Good God. I feel like Homer Simpson. I totally missed the reference. Of course, it was pretty obscure.
<Mort> I think yoyology looks more like an Orangutan than the monkey.
<ElvisThePelvis> Well we do have his picture and various pencil-sketches. I'll reserve judgement on his looks because I live in a glass house.
<I am not saying> These are truly sad times when the host feels the need to insult the guests...

I will say, however, that today yoyo may have needed to be insulted.

<yoyology> It's okay guys, I truly deserve to be abused and appreciate any attention I can get.
<yoyology> hehehehe
<Carol> I don't know about looking like The Librarian; it's probably why he grew the beard. As a role model, one could do worse - The Librarian is usually the sanest one in the room, and frequently saves the day.
<Mort> That is very true, but I don't think Yoyo is a big rubber bag filled with muscles.
<yoyology> Learn About The Librarian!
Learn About L-Space!

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