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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/16/2005 by splatdot
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Swirl gently around the nipple...

fondle with 4 fingers...

and then plant a bit wet kiss!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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