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Most Emailed Photos - 12/11/2003 by Mort
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Flying as quickly as he could around the planet Krypton, Rudolph tried his best to reverse time.

Was it to undo the fatal tiger mauling of his sweetheart Vixen?

To hell with Vixen!

No nerd was ever going to outbid him on ebay again!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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It's 3am. I just got back from a christmas party, this will just have to do...

There are 8 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> I guess we should give up the meta caption for a while.
<Axolotl> That last picture makes everyone here come out as the geeks they are!
<mypalmike> Nice fortune today. Hehe.
<mypalmike> Hey I figured out my web browser problems. In case anyone cares, avoid version 1.45.7 of the linksys router firmware. Downgrade to 1.44.2z. That's me explaining this in the 3rd picture.
<yoyology> This whole "skipping a weekend day" thing just sucks.
<Axolotl> Anyone want to bet that we'll have the bearded ex-dictator as first picture tomorrow?
<yoyology> Looks to me like he'll be all three!
<Mort> Well at least he pushed Celine off the list. No list can have that much concentrated evil.

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