Some people are about as subtle as a 15-foot crocodile.
Angela, for example. She tried to pick me up by stripping naked, with "GET YOUR SEX HERE NOW!!!!" scrawled on herself.
I said sorry, I was busy.
But Francesca got my undivided attention with her cute line "Look at my huge orange thingy!"
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
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