Think twice before you try to smuggle contraband goods through US Customs.
Although we can't slice you wide open like a dead, bloated crocodile, we may perform a cavity search.
It's the best part of the job. We get to grope hot chicks...
...and sometimes we find something really cool.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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