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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2004 by obtuse
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The two hobbits gasped as the queen of the forest stepped forth from the shadows...

It was Velouria Barkskin, the fabled female wood golem/champion bodybuilder.

Saruman's carniverous pandas would be completely ineffective against such a high-fiber force.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<obtuse> Bridge into an ED joke if you want.
<mypalmike> She does appear to be a wood golem...
<Kumiho> i hadn't realized that she was real at first.

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