Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Like a nymphomaniac virgin bride, oil money...

...seduced the shameful George Bush away from the moral principals that made the office of president honest and strong,...

...and the twin threats of Saddam and Weapons of Mass Destruction, lured him into the murky waters of Iraq.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 182 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:56 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:54 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:53 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:52 Caption #77

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:51 Caption #-70

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:50 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:49 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:48 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:47 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:45 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:44 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:43 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:42 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:41 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:40 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:37 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:34 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:31 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:30 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:29 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:26 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:21 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:19 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:17 Caption #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:16 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:15 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:14 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:13 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:12 Caption #388

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:09 Caption #165

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:08 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:07 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:06 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:05 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:03 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:31:01 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:59 Caption #865

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:58 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:57 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:54 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:53 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:52 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:51 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:50 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:48 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:47 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:46 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:45 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:44 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:42 Caption #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:41 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:40 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:39 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:37 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:33 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:30 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:25 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:22 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:21 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:20 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:17 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:16 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:15 Caption #651

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:14 Caption #959

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:12 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:09 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:07 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:06 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:05 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:01 Caption #55

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:30:00 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:58 Caption #164

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:55 Caption #606

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:54 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:52 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:51 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:50 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:49 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:46 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:41 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:38 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:37 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:33 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:31 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:29 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:25 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:23 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:21 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:20 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:18 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:17 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:15 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:10 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:06 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:05 Caption #588

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:03 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:02 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:01 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:29:00 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:59 Caption #815

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:58 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:54 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:53 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:51 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:50 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:49 Caption #241

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:48 Caption #895

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:45 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:42 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:38 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:36 Caption #649

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:35 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:34 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:30 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:29 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:27 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:22 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:17 Caption #635

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:14 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:13 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:12 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:09 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:05 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:04 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:02 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:28:00 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:58 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:57 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:53 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:49 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:47 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:46 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:43 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:42 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:40 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:39 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:38 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:35 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:33 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:32 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:31 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:29 Caption #637

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:27 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:25 Caption #764

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:22 Caption #297

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:17 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:14 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:11 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:10 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:09 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:06 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:05 Caption #882

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:03 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:27:02 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:57 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:53 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:50 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:46 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:45 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:42 Caption #260

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:41 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:38 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:36 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:34 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:33 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:30 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:29 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:27 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:26 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:25 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:23 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:22 Caption #282

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:21 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:20 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:18 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:17 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:14 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:12 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:11 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 22:26:10 Caption #859

Board

[Post Message]

Sitting in a Mexican chain restaurant in close proximity to a chicken taco, two scoops of spanish rice, someone else's newspaper and a little plastic latin leprechaun's pot of salsa gold (chipotle); busily wondering why the cashier sneered at me when I said "no salsa" -- better salsa was just a skedaddle and a ladle away.

An old wise (read: cantankerous) lady scuttled over to me and cuttingly said, "Only children or idiots rest their feet on the top rung of a stool."

I was sat uncomfortably with my legs making sharp angles and my shoe heels resting on the top rungs of my stool as I ate and read the comics. I shamefully shifted to a more adult arrangement.

She peered and raised one hastly drawn spiders leg of a fake eyebrow, "Only children or idiots read the funnies," and continued, "and you are too old to be a child!"

I could only agree with her as I carefully removed the rice I had snorted out of my nose.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Did you tell her, "Only Nosy Old Bitches talk to strengers about their lifestyle choices."

<jellyloo> "This is what I have been missing in my life!" (jump off top of stool while yelling) "TAKE ME HOME YOU JUDGEMENTAL OLD BAT I LOVE YOU!"

<Mort> Oh yeh, just what I need in my life!

<shininglion> I think you should have asked her to go with you on a long weekend in the Hamptons.

<Mort> The Hamptons crowd would definitely think she was a 'blast'.

<ajiav> too good

<Mort> What is too good?

<ajiav> as in "this is too good," a comment to indicate that I was enjoying the rant and the conversation that followed.

<Mort> :)

I think that woman might be outside right now, waiting for me to joyfully skip to my car to go home.

"Only children or idiots skip..."

<guyPaulo> She's right though.....

<Mort> Bah! I wonder what she will say about boys who don't eat their fiber!

<mypalmike> You should have picked your nose and flung the booger at her.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post