Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Like a nymphomaniac virgin bride, oil money...

...seduced the shameful George Bush away from the moral principals that made the office of president honest and strong,...

...and the twin threats of Saddam and Weapons of Mass Destruction, lured him into the murky waters of Iraq.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 231 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:36 Caption #434

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:35 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:34 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:33 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:32 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:31 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:30 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:28 Caption #-3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:27 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:25 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:23 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:22 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:19 Caption #276

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:16 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:15 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:14 Caption #328

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:10 Caption #748

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:09 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:07 Caption #818

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:06 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:00:02 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:59 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:55 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:54 Caption #474

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:53 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:52 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:50 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:46 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:44 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:43 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:42 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:41 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:40 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:38 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:34 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:31 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:27 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:26 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:25 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:24 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:22 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:20 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:19 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:17 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:14 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:13 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:12 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:11 Caption #572

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:10 Caption #863

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:07 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:06 Caption #745

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:04 Caption #829

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:03 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:02 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:59:01 Caption #629

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:58 Caption #271

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:56 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:55 Caption #812

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:54 Caption #774

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:51 Caption #726

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:50 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:49 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:46 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:42 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:40 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:39 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:37 Caption #790

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:35 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:34 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:31 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:30 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:28 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:27 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:26 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:23 Caption #804

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:22 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:20 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:19 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:18 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:08 Caption #761

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:04 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:58:03 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:51 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:48 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:40 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:39 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:38 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:35 Caption #922

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:32 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:31 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:23 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:22 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:21 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:20 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:16 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:15 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:04 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:03 Caption #739

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:02 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:57:01 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:55 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:51 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:50 Caption #50

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:49 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:45 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:40 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:39 Caption #625

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:38 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:37 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:33 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:29 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:24 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:21 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:20 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:19 Caption #966

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:18 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:13 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:01 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:56:00 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:58 Caption #577

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:57 Caption #661

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:56 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:55 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:53 Caption #772

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:52 Caption #563

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:51 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:47 Caption #579

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:46 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:42 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:39 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:37 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:36 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:35 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:34 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:33 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:32 Caption #595

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:31 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:30 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:28 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:26 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:22 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:20 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:18 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:16 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:15 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:14 Caption #562

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:11 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:10 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:09 Caption #688

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:08 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:07 Caption #618

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:06 Caption #858

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:03 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:55:02 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:59 Caption #644

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:58 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:57 Caption #231

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:55 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:52 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:51 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:50 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:49 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:48 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:47 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:46 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:45 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:43 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:42 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:41 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:39 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:38 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:37 Caption #770

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:34 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:33 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:32 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:30 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:27 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:26 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:25 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:24 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:23 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:22 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:21 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:20 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:19 Caption #889

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:18 Caption #843

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:17 Caption #263

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:15 Caption #411

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:13 Caption #824

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:12 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:10 Caption #694

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:09 Caption #423

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:08 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:07 Caption #841

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:06 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:04 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:03 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:54:02 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:58 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:56 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:55 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:53 Caption #419

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:52 Caption #422

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:51 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:50 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:47 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:46 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:45 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:44 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:42 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:41 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:38 Caption #875

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:37 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:36 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:35 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:34 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:33 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:32 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:31 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:30 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:28 Caption #662

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:26 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:25 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:24 Caption #839

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:22 Caption #571

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:21 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:20 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:18 Caption #927

Mr. Noname Lurker 04:53:14 Caption #131

Board

[Post Message]

Sitting in a Mexican chain restaurant in close proximity to a chicken taco, two scoops of spanish rice, someone else's newspaper and a little plastic latin leprechaun's pot of salsa gold (chipotle); busily wondering why the cashier sneered at me when I said "no salsa" -- better salsa was just a skedaddle and a ladle away.

An old wise (read: cantankerous) lady scuttled over to me and cuttingly said, "Only children or idiots rest their feet on the top rung of a stool."

I was sat uncomfortably with my legs making sharp angles and my shoe heels resting on the top rungs of my stool as I ate and read the comics. I shamefully shifted to a more adult arrangement.

She peered and raised one hastly drawn spiders leg of a fake eyebrow, "Only children or idiots read the funnies," and continued, "and you are too old to be a child!"

I could only agree with her as I carefully removed the rice I had snorted out of my nose.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Did you tell her, "Only Nosy Old Bitches talk to strengers about their lifestyle choices."

<jellyloo> "This is what I have been missing in my life!" (jump off top of stool while yelling) "TAKE ME HOME YOU JUDGEMENTAL OLD BAT I LOVE YOU!"

<Mort> Oh yeh, just what I need in my life!

<shininglion> I think you should have asked her to go with you on a long weekend in the Hamptons.

<Mort> The Hamptons crowd would definitely think she was a 'blast'.

<ajiav> too good

<Mort> What is too good?

<ajiav> as in "this is too good," a comment to indicate that I was enjoying the rant and the conversation that followed.

<Mort> :)

I think that woman might be outside right now, waiting for me to joyfully skip to my car to go home.

"Only children or idiots skip..."

<guyPaulo> She's right though.....

<Mort> Bah! I wonder what she will say about boys who don't eat their fiber!

<mypalmike> You should have picked your nose and flung the booger at her.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post