Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Like a nymphomaniac virgin bride, oil money...

...seduced the shameful George Bush away from the moral principals that made the office of president honest and strong,...

...and the twin threats of Saddam and Weapons of Mass Destruction, lured him into the murky waters of Iraq.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 281 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:20 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:19 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:18 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:17 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:16 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:15 Caption #205

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:13 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:11 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:07 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:13:03 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:59 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:55 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:54 Caption #766

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:51 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:48 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:47 Caption #611

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:46 Caption #622

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:43 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:40 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:39 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:38 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:35 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:34 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:33 Caption #64

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:31 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:29 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:27 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:24 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:23 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:21 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:19 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:18 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:15 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:11 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:09 Caption #838

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:08 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:07 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:03 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:12:00 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:59 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:58 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:57 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:55 Caption #581

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:51 Caption #392

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:47 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:44 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:43 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:42 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:41 Caption #304

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:39 Caption #762

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:35 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:32 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:31 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:28 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:27 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:23 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:20 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:17 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:15 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:14 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:12 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:11 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:07 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:03 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:11:02 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:59 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:55 Caption #750

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:52 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:51 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:48 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:47 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:45 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:44 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:39 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:35 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:33 Caption #405

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:31 Caption #106

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:27 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:23 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:22 Caption #659

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:19 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:15 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:11 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:10 Caption #921

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:09 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:07 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:03 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:10:02 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:59 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:57 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:55 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:54 Caption #547

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:51 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:50 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:49 Caption #888

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:47 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:44 Caption #269

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:43 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:39 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:38 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:35 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:31 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:27 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:25 Caption #47

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:23 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:22 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:21 Caption #664

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:19 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:15 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:14 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:11 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:09 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:07 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:03 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:09:01 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:59 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:55 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:51 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:47 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:45 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:43 Caption #784

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:39 Caption #550

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:37 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:36 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:35 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:34 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:31 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:28 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:27 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:23 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:19 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:16 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:15 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:14 Caption #372

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:12 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:11 Caption #582

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:08 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:07 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:04 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:08:03 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:59 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:55 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:51 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:50 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:49 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:47 Caption #969

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:44 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:43 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:41 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:39 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:36 Caption #469

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:35 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:34 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:33 Caption #663

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:32 Caption #382

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:31 Caption #714

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:29 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:27 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:26 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:23 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:20 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:19 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:15 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:11 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:08 Caption #-62

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:07 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:05 Caption #191

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:07:03 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:59 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:55 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:51 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:49 Caption #59

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:48 Caption #199

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:47 Caption #968

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:43 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:42 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:41 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:39 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:37 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:36 Caption #760

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:35 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:34 Caption #374

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:33 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:32 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:31 Caption #-42

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:30 Caption #451

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:29 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:28 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:27 Caption #236

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:23 Caption #658

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:19 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:18 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:15 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:11 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:10 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:09 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:08 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:07 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:06 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:06:03 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:59 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:58 Caption #903

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:55 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:51 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:47 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:46 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:45 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:44 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:43 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:41 Caption #827

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:39 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:35 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:34 Caption #551

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:33 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:32 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:31 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:29 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:27 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:23 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:22 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:19 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:15 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:13 Caption #852

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:11 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:09 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:08 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:07 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:06 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:03 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:05:02 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:59 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:55 Caption #767

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:52 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:51 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:49 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:48 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:47 Caption #107

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:46 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:45 Caption #945

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:43 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:40 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:39 Caption #534

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:35 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:34 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:31 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:30 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:28 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:27 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:23 Caption #615

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:22 Caption #538

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:21 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:20 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:19 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:15 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:11 Caption #442

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:08 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:07 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:06 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:03 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:02 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:01 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:04:00 Caption #817

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:59 Caption #546

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:58 Caption #557

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:55 Caption #393

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:51 Caption #438

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:47 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:46 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:45 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:44 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:43 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:39 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:38 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:37 Caption #46

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:36 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:35 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:31 Caption #503

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:27 Caption #971

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:26 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 06:03:23 Caption #249

Board

[Post Message]

Sitting in a Mexican chain restaurant in close proximity to a chicken taco, two scoops of spanish rice, someone else's newspaper and a little plastic latin leprechaun's pot of salsa gold (chipotle); busily wondering why the cashier sneered at me when I said "no salsa" -- better salsa was just a skedaddle and a ladle away.

An old wise (read: cantankerous) lady scuttled over to me and cuttingly said, "Only children or idiots rest their feet on the top rung of a stool."

I was sat uncomfortably with my legs making sharp angles and my shoe heels resting on the top rungs of my stool as I ate and read the comics. I shamefully shifted to a more adult arrangement.

She peered and raised one hastly drawn spiders leg of a fake eyebrow, "Only children or idiots read the funnies," and continued, "and you are too old to be a child!"

I could only agree with her as I carefully removed the rice I had snorted out of my nose.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Did you tell her, "Only Nosy Old Bitches talk to strengers about their lifestyle choices."

<jellyloo> "This is what I have been missing in my life!" (jump off top of stool while yelling) "TAKE ME HOME YOU JUDGEMENTAL OLD BAT I LOVE YOU!"

<Mort> Oh yeh, just what I need in my life!

<shininglion> I think you should have asked her to go with you on a long weekend in the Hamptons.

<Mort> The Hamptons crowd would definitely think she was a 'blast'.

<ajiav> too good

<Mort> What is too good?

<ajiav> as in "this is too good," a comment to indicate that I was enjoying the rant and the conversation that followed.

<Mort> :)

I think that woman might be outside right now, waiting for me to joyfully skip to my car to go home.

"Only children or idiots skip..."

<guyPaulo> She's right though.....

<Mort> Bah! I wonder what she will say about boys who don't eat their fiber!

<mypalmike> You should have picked your nose and flung the booger at her.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post