Most Emailed Photos

[Most Emailed Photos]

[Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/08/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Like a nymphomaniac virgin bride, oil money...

...seduced the shameful George Bush away from the moral principals that made the office of president honest and strong,...

...and the twin threats of Saddam and Weapons of Mass Destruction, lured him into the murky waters of Iraq.

(Reuters)

(AFP)

(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 601 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:55 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:54 Caption #128

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:53 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:52 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:51 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:50 Caption #146

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:49 Caption #779

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:48 Caption #813

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:47 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:46 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:45 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:44 Caption #147

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:43 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:42 Caption #814

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:41 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:40 Caption #173

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:39 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:38 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:37 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:37 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:35 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:34 Caption #174

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:33 Caption #41

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:32 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:31 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:30 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:29 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:28 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:27 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:26 Caption #175

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:25 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:24 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:23 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:22 Caption #267

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:21 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:20 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:19 Caption #240

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:18 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:17 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:16 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:15 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:14 Caption #313

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:13 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:12 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:11 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:10 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:09 Caption #755

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:08 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:07 Caption #706

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:06 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:05 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:04 Caption #230

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:03 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:02 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:01 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:28:00 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:59 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:58 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:57 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:56 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:55 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:54 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:53 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:52 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:51 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:50 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:49 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:48 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:47 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:46 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:45 Caption #317

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:44 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:43 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:42 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:41 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:40 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:39 Caption #492

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:38 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:37 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:36 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:35 Caption #234

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:34 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:33 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:32 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:31 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:30 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:29 Caption #510

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:28 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:27 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:26 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:25 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:24 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:23 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:22 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:21 Caption #-16

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:20 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:19 Caption #475

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:18 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:17 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:16 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:15 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:14 Caption #389

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:13 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:12 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:11 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:10 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:09 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:08 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:07 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:06 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:05 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:04 Caption #-19

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:03 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:02 Caption #391

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:01 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:27:00 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:59 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:58 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:57 Caption #186

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:56 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:55 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:54 Caption #672

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:53 Caption #500

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:52 Caption #346

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:51 Caption #340

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:50 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:49 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:48 Caption #673

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:47 Caption #501

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:46 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:45 Caption #394

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:44 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:43 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:42 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:41 Caption #502

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:40 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:39 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:38 Caption #316

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:37 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:36 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:35 Caption #-24

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:34 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:33 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:32 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:31 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:30 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:29 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:28 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:27 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:26 Caption #348

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:25 Caption #432

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:24 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:23 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:22 Caption #504

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:21 Caption #524

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:20 Caption #677

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:19 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:18 Caption #295

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:17 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:16 Caption #341

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:15 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:14 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:13 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:12 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:11 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:10 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:09 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:08 Caption #506

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:07 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:06 Caption #-29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:05 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:04 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:03 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:02 Caption #30

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:01 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:26:00 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:59 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:58 Caption #601

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:57 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:56 Caption #681

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:55 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:54 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:53 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:52 Caption #800

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:51 Caption #509

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:50 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:49 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:48 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:47 Caption #667

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:46 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:45 Caption #602

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:44 Caption #683

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:43 Caption #-33

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:42 Caption #369

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:41 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:40 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:39 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:38 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:37 Caption #-34

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:36 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:35 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:34 Caption #86

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:33 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:32 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:31 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:30 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:29 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:28 Caption #87

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:27 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:26 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:25 Caption #322

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:24 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:23 Caption #913

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:22 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:21 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:20 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:19 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:18 Caption #450

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:17 Caption #914

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:16 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:15 Caption #481

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:14 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:13 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:12 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:11 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:10 Caption #305

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:09 Caption #482

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:08 Caption #-39

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:07 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:06 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:05 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:04 Caption #306

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:03 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:02 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:01 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:25:00 Caption #129

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:59 Caption #92

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:58 Caption #108

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:57 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:56 Caption #484

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:55 Caption #355

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:54 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:53 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:52 Caption #327

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:51 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:50 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:49 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:48 Caption #780

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:47 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:46 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:45 Caption #-43

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:44 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:43 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:42 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:41 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:40 Caption #277

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:39 Caption #-44

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:38 Caption #901

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:37 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:36 Caption #781

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:35 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:34 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:33 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:32 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:31 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:30 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:29 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:28 Caption #67

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:27 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:26 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:25 Caption #727

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:24 Caption #465

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:23 Caption #845

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:22 Caption #279

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:21 Caption #457

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:20 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:19 Caption #728

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:18 Caption #466

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:17 Caption #846

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:16 Caption #-48

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:15 Caption #905

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:14 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:13 Caption #100

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:12 Caption #674

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:11 Caption #847

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:10 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:09 Caption #906

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:08 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:07 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:06 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:05 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:04 Caption #460

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:03 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:02 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:01 Caption #329

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:24:00 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:59 Caption #-51

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:58 Caption #461

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:57 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:56 Caption #732

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:55 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:54 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:53 Caption #-52

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:52 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:51 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:50 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:49 Caption #330

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:48 Caption #851

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:47 Caption #-53

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:46 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:45 Caption #929

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:44 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:43 Caption #115

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:42 Caption #910

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:41 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:40 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:39 Caption #352

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:38 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:37 Caption #116

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:36 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:35 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:34 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:33 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:32 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:31 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:30 Caption #308

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:29 Caption #911

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:28 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:27 Caption #114

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:26 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:25 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:24 Caption #-57

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:23 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:22 Caption #930

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:21 Caption #916

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:20 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:19 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:18 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:17 Caption #264

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:16 Caption #931

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:15 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:14 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:13 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:12 Caption #406

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:11 Caption #834

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:10 Caption #679

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:09 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:08 Caption #124

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:07 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:06 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:05 Caption #373

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:04 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:03 Caption #38

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:02 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:01 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:23:00 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:59 Caption #125

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:58 Caption #973

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:57 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:56 Caption #149

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:55 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:54 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:53 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:52 Caption #375

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:51 Caption #360

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:50 Caption #150

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:49 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:48 Caption #176

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:47 Caption #-63

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:46 Caption #126

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:45 Caption #680

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:44 Caption #521

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:43 Caption #471

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:42 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:41 Caption #-64

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:40 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:39 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:38 Caption #522

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:37 Caption #472

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:36 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:35 Caption #788

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:34 Caption #363

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:33 Caption #540

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:32 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:31 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:30 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:29 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:28 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:27 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:26 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:25 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:24 Caption #-67

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:23 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:22 Caption #335

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:21 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:20 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:19 Caption #541

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:18 Caption #-68

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:17 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:16 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:15 Caption #526

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:13 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:12 Caption #-69

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:11 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:10 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:09 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:08 Caption #288

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:07 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:06 Caption #936

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:05 Caption #338

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:04 Caption #368

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:03 Caption #166

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:02 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:01 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:00 Caption #141

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:59 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:58 Caption #477

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:57 Caption #167

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:56 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:55 Caption #-72

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:54 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:53 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:52 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:51 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:50 Caption #530

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:49 Caption #-73

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:48 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:47 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:46 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:45 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:44 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:43 Caption #-4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:42 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:41 Caption #135

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:40 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:39 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:38 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:37 Caption #-5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:36 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:35 Caption #136

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:34 Caption #881

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:33 Caption #488

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:32 Caption #-76

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:31 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:30 Caption #416

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:29 Caption #533

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:28 Caption #795

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:27 Caption #69

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:26 Caption #-77

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:25 Caption #397

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:24 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:23 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:22 Caption #724

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:21 Caption #717

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:20 Caption #-78

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:19 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:18 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:17 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:16 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:15 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:14 Caption #-9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:13 Caption #493

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:12 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:11 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:10 Caption #719

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:09 Caption #-80

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:08 Caption #-10

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:07 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:06 Caption #420

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:05 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:04 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:03 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:02 Caption #139

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:01 Caption #18

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:21:00 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:59 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:58 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:57 Caption #-82

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:56 Caption #207

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:55 Caption #19

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:54 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:53 Caption #496

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:52 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:51 Caption #-13

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:50 Caption #208

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:49 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:48 Caption #399

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:47 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:46 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:45 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:44 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:43 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:42 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:41 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:40 Caption #23

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:39 Caption #-15

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:38 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:37 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:36 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:35 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:34 Caption #-86

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:33 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:32 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:31 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:30 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:29 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:28 Caption #-87

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:27 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:26 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:25 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:24 Caption #932

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:23 Caption #26

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:22 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:21 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:20 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:19 Caption #153

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:18 Caption #185

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:17 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:16 Caption #-88

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:15 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:14 Caption #705

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:13 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:12 Caption #194

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:11 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:10 Caption #-20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:09 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:08 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:07 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:06 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:05 Caption #671

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:04 Caption #-21

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:03 Caption #217

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:02 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:01 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:20:00 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:59 Caption #188

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:58 Caption #935

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:57 Caption #216

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:56 Caption #708

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:55 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:54 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:53 Caption #0

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:52 Caption #613

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:51 Caption #431

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:50 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:49 Caption #21

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:48 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:47 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:46 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:45 Caption #31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:44 Caption #159

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:43 Caption #487

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:42 Caption #709

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:41 Caption #-25

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:40 Caption #8

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:39 Caption #245

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:38 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:37 Caption #740

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:36 Caption #32

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:35 Caption #-26

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:34 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:33 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:32 Caption #24

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:31 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:30 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:29 Caption #193

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:28 Caption #34

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:27 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:26 Caption #25

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:25 Caption #122

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:24 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:23 Caption #162

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:22 Caption #35

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:21 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:20 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:19 Caption #112

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:18 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:17 Caption #163

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:16 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:15 Caption #353

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:14 Caption #744

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:13 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:12 Caption #-30

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:11 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:10 Caption #196

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:09 Caption #28

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:08 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:07 Caption #37

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:06 Caption #-31

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:05 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:04 Caption #197

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:03 Caption #29

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:02 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:01 Caption #57

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:19:00 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:59 Caption #39

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:58 Caption #181

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:57 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:56 Caption #433

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:18:55 Caption #893

Board

[Post Message]

Sitting in a Mexican chain restaurant in close proximity to a chicken taco, two scoops of spanish rice, someone else's newspaper and a little plastic latin leprechaun's pot of salsa gold (chipotle); busily wondering why the cashier sneered at me when I said "no salsa" -- better salsa was just a skedaddle and a ladle away.

An old wise (read: cantankerous) lady scuttled over to me and cuttingly said, "Only children or idiots rest their feet on the top rung of a stool."

I was sat uncomfortably with my legs making sharp angles and my shoe heels resting on the top rungs of my stool as I ate and read the comics. I shamefully shifted to a more adult arrangement.

She peered and raised one hastly drawn spiders leg of a fake eyebrow, "Only children or idiots read the funnies," and continued, "and you are too old to be a child!"

I could only agree with her as I carefully removed the rice I had snorted out of my nose.

There are 12 messages for this day.

<ElvisThePelvis> Did you tell her, "Only Nosy Old Bitches talk to strengers about their lifestyle choices."

<jellyloo> "This is what I have been missing in my life!" (jump off top of stool while yelling) "TAKE ME HOME YOU JUDGEMENTAL OLD BAT I LOVE YOU!"

<Mort> Oh yeh, just what I need in my life!

<shininglion> I think you should have asked her to go with you on a long weekend in the Hamptons.

<Mort> The Hamptons crowd would definitely think she was a 'blast'.

<ajiav> too good

<Mort> What is too good?

<ajiav> as in "this is too good," a comment to indicate that I was enjoying the rant and the conversation that followed.

<Mort> :)

I think that woman might be outside right now, waiting for me to joyfully skip to my car to go home.

"Only children or idiots skip..."

<guyPaulo> She's right though.....

<Mort> Bah! I wonder what she will say about boys who don't eat their fiber!

<mypalmike> You should have picked your nose and flung the booger at her.

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post