[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 07/08/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Like a nymphomaniac virgin bride, oil money...

...seduced the shameful George Bush away from the moral principals that made the office of president honest and strong,...

...and the twin threats of Saddam and Weapons of Mass Destruction, lured him into the murky waters of Iraq.
(Reuters)
(AFP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 276 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:45Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:44Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:42Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:41Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:40Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:38Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:37Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:36Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:35Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:34Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:33Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:32Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:31Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:29Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:28Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:25Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:22Caption #-65
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:18Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:17Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:15Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:14Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:13Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:08Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:05Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:02Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:27:01Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:57Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:52Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:49Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:48Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:47Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:43Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:41Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:40Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:38Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:37Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:35Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:32Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:30Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:27Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:23Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:22Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:14Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:13Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:12Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:10Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:08Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:07Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:05Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:03Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker14:26:02Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:59Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:57Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:54Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:51Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:47Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:45Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:44Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:35Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:34Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:31Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:26Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:22Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:19Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:17Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:14Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:07Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:06Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:05Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:04Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:01Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker14:25:00Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:56Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:54Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:51Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:50Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:46Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:43Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:41Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:40Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:38Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:33Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:31Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:28Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:25Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:23Caption #85
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:22Caption #37
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:17Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:15Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:12Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:05Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:24:02Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:59Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:56Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:51Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:50Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:48Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:46Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:45Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:40Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:39Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:36Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:33Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:32Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:31Caption #408
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:30Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:29Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:24Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:23Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:21Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:19Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:17Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:16Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:15Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:13Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:11Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:09Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:08Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:05Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:04Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:03Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker14:23:02Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:56Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:55Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:54Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:53Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:49Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:48Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:47Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:46Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:43Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:40Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:38Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:36Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:34Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:30Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:28Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:27Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:19Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:18Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:17Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:16Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:14Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:12Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:08Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:07Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:06Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:05Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker14:22:01Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:59Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:54Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:51Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:47Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:46Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:45Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:42Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:41Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:40Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:39Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:36Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:34Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:31Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:28Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:26Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:25Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:24Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:21Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:17Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:16Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:13Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:12Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:08Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:07Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:06Caption #760
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:04Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:02Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:01Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker14:21:00Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:56Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:54Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:53Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:52Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:51Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:50Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:49Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:47Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:45Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:44Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:43Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:42Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:37Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:36Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:34Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:31Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:29Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:27Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:26Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:24Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:23Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:22Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:21Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:18Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:16Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:14Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:13Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:10Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:07Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:06Caption #817
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:03Caption #748
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:02Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker14:20:00Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:55Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:54Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:53Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:52Caption #638
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:51Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:46Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:45Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:43Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:42Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:38Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:36Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:33Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:30Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:29Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:27Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:26Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:25Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:18Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:16Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:15Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:12Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:10Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:06Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:05Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:03Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker14:19:01Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:59Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:58Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:52Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:50Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:48Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:45Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:42Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:41Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:36Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:35Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:32Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:31Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:21Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:18Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:16Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:15Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:09Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:08Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker14:18:05Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:57Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:55Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker14:17:51Caption #262

Board [Post Message]



Sitting in a Mexican chain restaurant in close proximity to a chicken taco, two scoops of spanish rice, someone else's newspaper and a little plastic latin leprechaun's pot of salsa gold (chipotle); busily wondering why the cashier sneered at me when I said "no salsa" -- better salsa was just a skedaddle and a ladle away.

An old wise (read: cantankerous) lady scuttled over to me and cuttingly said, "Only children or idiots rest their feet on the top rung of a stool."

I was sat uncomfortably with my legs making sharp angles and my shoe heels resting on the top rungs of my stool as I ate and read the comics. I shamefully shifted to a more adult arrangement.

She peered and raised one hastly drawn spiders leg of a fake eyebrow, "Only children or idiots read the funnies," and continued, "and you are too old to be a child!"

I could only agree with her as I carefully removed the rice I had snorted out of my nose.
There are 12 messages for this day.
<ElvisThePelvis> Did you tell her, "Only Nosy Old Bitches talk to strengers about their lifestyle choices."
<jellyloo> "This is what I have been missing in my life!" (jump off top of stool while yelling) "TAKE ME HOME YOU JUDGEMENTAL OLD BAT I LOVE YOU!"
<Mort> Oh yeh, just what I need in my life!
<shininglion> I think you should have asked her to go with you on a long weekend in the Hamptons.
<Mort> The Hamptons crowd would definitely think she was a 'blast'.
<ajiav> too good
<Mort> What is too good?
<ajiav> as in "this is too good," a comment to indicate that I was enjoying the rant and the conversation that followed.
<Mort> :)

I think that woman might be outside right now, waiting for me to joyfully skip to my car to go home.

"Only children or idiots skip..."

<guyPaulo> She's right though.....
<Mort> Bah! I wonder what she will say about boys who don't eat their fiber!
<mypalmike> You should have picked your nose and flung the booger at her.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post