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Most Emailed Photos - 07/07/2004 by Mort
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I am David Copperfield, watch me walk through this wall.

Ha! I bet you can't walk through these walls!

Oh! Dude! That's totally making me really ill.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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I was going to write something here, but my brain ended up thinking only inappropriate thoughts, not the kind of thing I would want my mother to read.

There are 5 messages for this day.
<guyPaulo> Your mother reads what's on this site? Maybe we should ALL tone it down a bit.
<Mort> Doesn't your mother read this site?
<Kumiho> mine doesn't. She really hasn't moved past reading her e-mails.
<ajiav> hah, one day my mother will maybe learn about e-mail. then she will have finally caught up with my grandmother.
<Starbug> I found a Mort Monologue! Wait, I can't do links that way. how do I do them? ...kissthepan.keenspace.com...

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