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Most Emailed Photos - 03/24/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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The Gods in the heavens play men like pawns.

I was subservient to God my whole life and expected to have earned enough karma to come back as a powerful personality.

Instead I came back as funny half of a siamese twin.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Kumiho> Hooo. what a way to go.
<mypalmike> Siamese twin? Where?
<obtuse> Foot-to-groin fusion. Not a common birth defect, as far as I know.
<Lauren> But, it COULD happen...
<mypalmike> OIC.
<Carol> The other twin does not look amused, somehow.
<yoyology> Do not taunt the conjoined.

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