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While observing the stars at the planetorium, I was distracted by another patron who was taking on a cell phone. When I asked him to turn it off, he challenged me to a fight.

Little did he know that I had been studying "Qua Gun Khau" ("Tiger Balls of Fury") for the past 10 years with my monk brothers.

I quickly grabbed his foot in the classic "scrotum-entrapment" move, and squeezed my thighs to painfully twist his ankle until he submitted.

"That's right bitch! Flap your arms like a chicken or I'll break your foot off! Now dance, f*cker, DANCE!"



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<Kumiho> Nice use of the first pix!
<ElvisThePelvis> I like the "Qua Gun Khau"...
<mypalmike> The scrotum entrapment move is very difficult to perfect. Very very difficult.
<Lauren> XLNt!
<guyPaulo> To execute the scrotum entrapment, you must first build up your scrotal muscles.
<Mark> LOL
<Lauren> So the discipline used to develop this skill, guy, has other benefits as well, then....
<guyPaulo> Yes. I can also crack walnuts on that fleshy strip between my sack and bunghole.
<Hysterical Woman> Would you really want to eat them after that?
<yoyology> Point of information:


<Lauren> Ooh-ooh... I knew that!

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