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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by mypalmike
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Dear Abby:

What ever happened to Chelsea Clinton?

Sincerely, Poopsie the reflecting kitten thing.

Well, Poopsie, after graduating from college, Chelsea persued a career in exhibitionism. Here she is, on the left, working as one of the "Extreme Vodka" girls.

She recently proposed marriage to comedian Rob Schneider, who lovingly accepted her engagement nipple star.

Hope this helps,

(Fashion Wire Daily)


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> That's an... interesting way to tie in the first caption. Funny though.
<Mort> I like the format. Gives me a few ideas for the future.
<ajiav> First caption is good
<mypalmike> At first I wasn't even going to bother trying to tie in the first caption at all.

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