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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 02/03/2004 by obtuse
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Thanks to the magical powers imbued in this figurine, the world is my oyster.

Beautiful women line up (in ascending bust size) every night so that I may select one to keep me company.

I could commit the most grievous faux pas conceivable, and nobody would dare think worse of me for fear of incurring my wrath.
(Reuters)
(Fashion Wire Daily)
(AP)

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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<3Suns> Excellent 2nd caption!
<mypalmike> Agreed. 2nd caption is nice.
<Lauren> I like the whole set.
<Carol> Extra points for saying "oyster." I was going to guess "Smoked Oyster" on the main page but then Lauren gave the answer.
<Carol> Oh, and yes, the middle caption appeals to my sense of order.

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