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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by 3Suns
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What YOU, as a hot babe, can do to help the environment:

Artificial fabrics diminish our dwindling oil supply. Resolve to wear only natural fibers, or alternatively, as little as possible.


If you see a piece of sexy litter on the ground, pick it up and flourish it tantalizingly about your body.

And most importantly, dispose of your sex toys properly, so they will not harm any wildlife.
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<apple juice is a verb> Yes, please contact the technicians who are trained and equipped to dispose of sex toys properly.
<guyPaulo> That's either one HUGE sex toy, or one TINY bear!
<mypalmike> I wish more monkies would use this space for public service announcements! The world would be a better place.

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