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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 04/13/2004 by 3Suns
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"Mohammed, look! I think we're in paradise! These must be some of the 72 virgins I was promised! I'll look for the others later, I can only handle 4 at a time anyway."

"You can keep them, Abdul. I've got that one."

"Why's she grinning like that? And what's with the red get-up and the fiery whip?"

"OOH NOO! Allah forgive us! Mohammed, we're in hell! And here comes a sodomoccubus!"


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<ajiav> sodomoccubus earns my favor, but is not nearly so painful or embarassing as the sexuallytransmitteddiseaseiccubus.
<guyPaulo> HAH! Great afterlife-caption.
<3Suns> Maybe it should have been suckubbus instead...
<mypalmike> Clever.
<Kumiho> My favorite by far.

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