"Mohammed, look! I think we're in paradise! These must be some of the 72 virgins I was promised! I'll look for the others later, I can only handle 4 at a time anyway."
"You can keep them, Abdul. I've got that one."
"Why's she grinning like that? And what's with the red get-up and the fiery whip?"
"OOH NOO! Allah forgive us! Mohammed, we're in hell! And here comes a sodomoccubus!"
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