Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 228 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:47 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:46 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:45 Caption #200

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:44 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:43 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:42 Caption #385

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:41 Caption #887

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:40 Caption #323

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:39 Caption #249

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:38 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:37 Caption #642

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:36 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:35 Caption #292

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:34 Caption #874

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:33 Caption #702

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:32 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:31 Caption #447

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:30 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:29 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:28 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:27 Caption #121

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:26 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:25 Caption #160

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:24 Caption #445

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:23 Caption #495

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:22 Caption #486

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:21 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:20 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:19 Caption #970

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:18 Caption #891

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:17 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:16 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:15 Caption #-22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:14 Caption #614

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:13 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:12 Caption #246

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:11 Caption #16

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:10 Caption #101

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:09 Caption #-27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:08 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:07 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:06 Caption #648

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:05 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:04 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:03 Caption #626

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:02 Caption #470

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:01 Caption #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:43:00 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:59 Caption #1

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:58 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:57 Caption #345

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:56 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:55 Caption #157

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:54 Caption #177

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:53 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:52 Caption #151

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:51 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:50 Caption #201

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:49 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:48 Caption #567

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:47 Caption #66

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:46 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:45 Caption #591

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:44 Caption #386

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:43 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:42 Caption #182

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:41 Caption #443

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:40 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:39 Caption #825

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:38 Caption #356

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:37 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:36 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:35 Caption #632

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:33 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:32 Caption #344

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:31 Caption #822

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:30 Caption #347

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:29 Caption #221

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:28 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:26 Caption #689

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:25 Caption #243

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:24 Caption #752

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:23 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:22 Caption #91

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:21 Caption #81

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:20 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:19 Caption #630

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:18 Caption #855

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:17 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:16 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:15 Caption #585

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:14 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:12 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:11 Caption #552

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:10 Caption #268

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:09 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:08 Caption #542

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:07 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:06 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:05 Caption #508

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:04 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:03 Caption #754

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:02 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:01 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:42:00 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:58 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:57 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:56 Caption #400

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:54 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:53 Caption #868

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:52 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:51 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:50 Caption #489

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:49 Caption #142

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:48 Caption #645

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:47 Caption #703

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:45 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:44 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:43 Caption #287

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:42 Caption #654

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:41 Caption #278

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:40 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:38 Caption #643

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:37 Caption #315

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:36 Caption #485

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:35 Caption #861

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:34 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:33 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:32 Caption #71

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:31 Caption #731

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:29 Caption #569

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:28 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:27 Caption #560

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:26 Caption #293

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:25 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:23 Caption #36

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:22 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:21 Caption #899

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:20 Caption #553

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:19 Caption #117

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:18 Caption #242

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:17 Caption #609

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:16 Caption #412

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:15 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:14 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:13 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:12 Caption #917

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:10 Caption #198

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:09 Caption #364

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:08 Caption #272

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:07 Caption #415

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:06 Caption #556

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:05 Caption #73

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:04 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:03 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:02 Caption #548

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:01 Caption #830

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:41:00 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:59 Caption #594

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:58 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:57 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:56 Caption #51

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:55 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:54 Caption #232

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:53 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:52 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:51 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:50 Caption #286

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:49 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:48 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:47 Caption #294

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:46 Caption #685

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:45 Caption #696

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:44 Caption #10

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:43 Caption #820

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:42 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:41 Caption #105

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:40 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:39 Caption #775

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:38 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:37 Caption #700

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:36 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:35 Caption #454

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:34 Caption #119

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:33 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:32 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:31 Caption #737

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:30 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:29 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:28 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:27 Caption #665

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:26 Caption #918

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:25 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:24 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:23 Caption #209

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:22 Caption #22

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:21 Caption #808

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:20 Caption #778

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:19 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:18 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:17 Caption #120

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:16 Caption #362

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:15 Caption #682

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:14 Caption #321

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:13 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:12 Caption #158

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:11 Caption #127

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:10 Caption #83

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:09 Caption #248

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:08 Caption #351

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:07 Caption #113

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:06 Caption #95

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:05 Caption #459

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:04 Caption #312

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:03 Caption #144

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:02 Caption #302

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:01 Caption #836

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:40:00 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:59 Caption #-56

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:58 Caption #90

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:57 Caption #343

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:56 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:55 Caption #27

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:54 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:53 Caption #631

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:52 Caption #413

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:51 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 02:39:50 Caption #250

Board

[Post Message]

CRASS DAY

You know what to do.

There are 78 messages for this day.

<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!

<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!

<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)

<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?

<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.

<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.

<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.

<Angel> hello how are you I am new here

<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about

<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho

<Angel>

<lil d> hey angel

<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web

<lil d> this is so fun

<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing

<lil d> you ugly ass bicth

<Angel > what are they doing on your computer

<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker

<lil d> fuck u

<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers

<lil d> u can lick my ass hole

<Angel > did you read your message

<lil d> bicth fuck u ho

<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW

<lil d> ho

<lil d> yes

<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS

<Angel> lild why arent you writing

<lil d> goodie ho

<Angel> lild why arent you writing

<Angel> asfdhnvgfb

<Angel> well fuck you

<lil d> im sorry bicth

<lil d> bicth fuck u ho

<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry

<lil d> dirty slut

<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class

<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut

<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond

<lil d> no because i want to

<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests

<lil d> homo

<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth

<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone

<Angel> stop calling me names

<lil d> im going to be in the black history program

<Angel> fffihsfv

<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom

<vbnzmcn> any body there

<Angel> sombody is here

<Angel> hello

<Angel> who is vbnzmcn

<ashley bowen> yo!

<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!

<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?

<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!

<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy

<moein>

<moein> Iwant you sexy gal

<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches

<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later

<steve> hello

<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE

<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ

<short> were the bitches at

<short> were the ho's at

<short> hello any bitches here

<dylan> want to suck my cock

<dylan> its big and hard all u girls

<emely> sexy

<endzonepro> deez at ease

<endzonepro> hello

<girly-girl> hi

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post