[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 271 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:33Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:32Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:29Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:28Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:27Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:26Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:25Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:24Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:23Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:21Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:20Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:19Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:18Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:16Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:15Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:14Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:13Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:12Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:11Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:09Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:07Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:06Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:05Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker10:32:04Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:56Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:53Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:50Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:47Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:46Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:42Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:39Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:38Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:35Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:34Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:33Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:32Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:30Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:28Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:27Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:20Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:19Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:17Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:16Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:15Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:14Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:13Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:10Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:09Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:08Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker10:31:01Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:58Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:55Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:54Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:53Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:52Caption #639
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:51Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:50Caption #882
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:49Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:48Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:47Caption #867
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:46Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:42Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:39Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:38Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:37Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:36Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:35Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:33Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:32Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:31Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:29Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:28Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:27Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:24Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:22Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:21Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:20Caption #717
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:19Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:18Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:16Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:15Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:14Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:12Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:10Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:09Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:08Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:07Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:06Caption #502
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:04Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:03Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:02Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker10:30:00Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:58Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:54Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:52Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:51Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:48Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:47Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:44Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:41Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:34Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:29Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:28Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:27Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:26Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:23Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:21Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:17Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:16Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:13Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:12Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:11Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:09Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:08Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:06Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker10:29:02Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:55Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:52Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:51Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:47Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:41Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:39Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:36Caption #785
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:26Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:25Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:24Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:21Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:20Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:18Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:15Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:14Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:12Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:11Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:10Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:09Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:08Caption #380
Mr. NonameLurker10:28:00Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:59Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:58Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:53Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:49Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:46Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:39Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:36Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:35Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:34Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:33Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:32Caption #437
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:30Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:29Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:26Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:23Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:20Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:19Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:18Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:16Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:15Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:14Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:12Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:27:05Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:58Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:57Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:56Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:54Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:51Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:50Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:49Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:42Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:41Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:35Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:34Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:31Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:24Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:22Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:15Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:14Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:13Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:11Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:10Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:09Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:08Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:05Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:03Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:01Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker10:26:00Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:58Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:54Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:50Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:46Caption #-33
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:45Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:41Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:39Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:32Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:29Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:28Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:27Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:25Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:24Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:23Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:20Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:18Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:15Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:12Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:10Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker10:25:09Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:59Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:55Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:52Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:49Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:48Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:42Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:40Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:39Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:37Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:35Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:33Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:30Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:29Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:26Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:25Caption #-51
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:22Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:21Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:15Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:10Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:08Caption #836
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:07Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:05Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:03Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker10:24:01Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:50Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:45Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:41Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:40Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:39Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:37Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:36Caption #937
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:35Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:32Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:27Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:26Caption #716
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:25Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:21Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:20Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:19Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:09Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:08Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:07Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:06Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:05Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker10:23:00Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:56Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:53Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:48Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:42Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:41Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:40Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker10:22:35Caption #531

Board [Post Message]

CRASS DAY


You know what to do.
There are 78 messages for this day.
<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!
<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!
<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)
<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?
<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.
<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.
<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.
<Angel> hello how are you I am new here
<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about
<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho
<Angel> 
<lil d> hey angel
<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web
<lil d> this is so fun
<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing
<lil d> you ugly ass bicth
<Angel > what are they doing on your computer
<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker
<lil d> fuck u
<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers
<lil d> u can lick my ass hole
<Angel > did you read your message
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW
<lil d> ho
<lil d> yes
<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<lil d> goodie ho
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<Angel> asfdhnvgfb
<Angel> well fuck you
<lil d> im sorry bicth
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry
<lil d> dirty slut
<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class
<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut
<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond
<lil d> no because i want to
<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests
<lil d> homo
<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth
<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone
<Angel> stop calling me names
<lil d> im going to be in the black history program
<Angel> fffihsfv
<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom
<vbnzmcn> any body there
<Angel> sombody is here
<Angel> hello
<Angel> who is vbnzmcn
<ashley bowen> yo!
<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!
<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?
<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!
<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy
<moein> 
<moein> Iwant you sexy gal
<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches
<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later
<steve> hello
<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE
<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ
<short> were the bitches at
<short> were the ho's at
<short> hello any bitches here
<dylan> want to suck my cock
<dylan> its big and hard all u girls
<emely> sexy
<emely> sexy
<endzonepro> deez at ease
<endzonepro> hello
<endzonepro> hello
<girly-girl> hi


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post