Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 285 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:37 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:36 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:35 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:34 Caption #511

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:33 Caption #516

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:32 Caption #7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:31 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:30 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:24 Caption #3

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:23 Caption #43

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:22 Caption #407

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:21 Caption #652

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:20 Caption #735

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:18 Caption #395

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:10 Caption #513

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:08 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:06 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:17:05 Caption #110

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:57 Caption #326

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:55 Caption #872

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:53 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:52 Caption #646

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:43 Caption #691

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:39 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:34 Caption #169

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:30 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:29 Caption #2

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:27 Caption #721

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:26 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:24 Caption #616

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:21 Caption #131

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:17 Caption #417

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:14 Caption #448

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:12 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:08 Caption #211

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:04 Caption #283

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:01 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:16:00 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:53 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:52 Caption #639

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:51 Caption #-40

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:48 Caption #743

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:47 Caption #424

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:45 Caption #529

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:39 Caption #265

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:36 Caption #876

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:33 Caption #311

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:32 Caption #210

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:31 Caption #580

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:26 Caption #570

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:24 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:23 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:22 Caption #758

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:21 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:19 Caption #143

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:18 Caption #425

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:16 Caption #849

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:14 Caption #483

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:13 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:10 Caption #12

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:15:01 Caption #253

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:59 Caption #670

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:57 Caption #233

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:52 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:48 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:45 Caption #140

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:42 Caption #178

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:41 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:40 Caption #273

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:37 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:35 Caption #456

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:32 Caption #359

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:30 Caption #532

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:29 Caption #494

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:27 Caption #587

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:26 Caption #336

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:24 Caption #-54

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:24 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:18 Caption #596

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:12 Caption #84

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:10 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:09 Caption #314

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:07 Caption #214

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:03 Caption #799

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:14:00 Caption #568

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:59 Caption #179

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:58 Caption #307

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:57 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:56 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:55 Caption #333

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:54 Caption #476

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:44 Caption #258

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:41 Caption #132

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:37 Caption #89

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:35 Caption #640

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:32 Caption #204

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:31 Caption #370

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:30 Caption #441

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:28 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:27 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:22 Caption #104

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:21 Caption #229

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:20 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:19 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:18 Caption #566

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:16 Caption #514

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:15 Caption #684

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:14 Caption #769

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:12 Caption #446

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:08 Caption #172

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:06 Caption #52

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:04 Caption #871

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:03 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:13:02 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:53 Caption #284

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:52 Caption #528

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:51 Caption #505

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:50 Caption #325

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:49 Caption #218

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:45 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:44 Caption #468

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:43 Caption #656

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:42 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:41 Caption #565

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:40 Caption #270

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:37 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:35 Caption #904

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:34 Caption #130

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:33 Caption #396

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:31 Caption #624

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:28 Caption #97

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:27 Caption #75

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:24 Caption #479

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:21 Caption #20

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:17 Caption #668

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:14 Caption #598

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:13 Caption #180

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:12 Caption #195

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:11 Caption #298

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:04 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:03 Caption #693

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:12:02 Caption #675

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:59 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:58 Caption #226

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:55 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:54 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:53 Caption #361

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:51 Caption #676

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:50 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:49 Caption #720

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:46 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:43 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:42 Caption #480

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:41 Caption #564

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:39 Caption #133

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:36 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:34 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:33 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:32 Caption #-14

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:31 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:24 Caption #806

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:23 Caption #803

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:20 Caption #793

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:16 Caption #638

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:12 Caption #228

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:11 Caption #13

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:10 Caption #453

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:07 Caption #623

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:04 Caption #152

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:11:00 Caption #58

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:58 Caption #797

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:54 Caption #309

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:52 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:46 Caption #82

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:41 Caption #254

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:38 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:37 Caption #247

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:36 Caption #686

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:35 Caption #6

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:33 Caption #225

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:31 Caption #402

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:30 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:29 Caption #48

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:28 Caption #349

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:27 Caption #409

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:26 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:24 Caption #15

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:23 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:22 Caption #354

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:20 Caption #227

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:19 Caption #722

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:18 Caption #384

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:17 Caption #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:16 Caption #5

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:15 Caption #93

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:14 Caption #252

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:13 Caption #11

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:12 Caption #68

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:11 Caption #70

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:06 Caption #690

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:03 Caption #310

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:02 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:10:00 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:59 Caption #478

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:58 Caption #-7

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:55 Caption #605

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:54 Caption #358

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:53 Caption #742

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:52 Caption #408

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:51 Caption #189

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:50 Caption #289

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:48 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:46 Caption #518

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:44 Caption #324

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:43 Caption #592

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:42 Caption #634

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:41 Caption #-28

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:40 Caption #387

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:39 Caption #707

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:38 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:37 Caption #669

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:36 Caption #350

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:32 Caption #138

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:29 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:27 Caption #749

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:26 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:24 Caption #589

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:17 Caption #777

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:16 Caption #429

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:15 Caption #118

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:14 Caption #586

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:13 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:12 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:11 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:08 Caption #444

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:06 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:02 Caption #729

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:09:01 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:59 Caption #610

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:57 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:56 Caption #303

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:55 Caption #440

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:54 Caption #531

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:53 Caption #291

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:52 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:51 Caption #4

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:50 Caption #776

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:49 Caption #597

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:48 Caption #900

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:47 Caption #527

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:46 Caption #939

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:45 Caption #725

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:44 Caption #519

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:40 Caption #759

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:39 Caption #536

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:38 Caption #544

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:37 Caption #299

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:36 Caption #222

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:35 Caption #213

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:34 Caption #555

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:33 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:29 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:28 Caption #464

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:27 Caption #687

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:23 Caption #452

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:20 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:14 Caption #371

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:11 Caption #716

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:10 Caption #747

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:07 Caption #583

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:08:01 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:58 Caption #768

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:57 Caption #498

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:54 Caption #183

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:52 Caption #599

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:51 Caption #437

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:49 Caption #497

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:45 Caption #161

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:43 Caption #96

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:42 Caption #255

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:41 Caption #380

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:40 Caption #826

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:39 Caption #660

Mr. Noname Lurker 05:07:38 Caption #222

Board

[Post Message]

CRASS DAY

You know what to do.

There are 78 messages for this day.

<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!

<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!

<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)

<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?

<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.

<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.

<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.

<Angel> hello how are you I am new here

<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about

<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho

<Angel>

<lil d> hey angel

<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web

<lil d> this is so fun

<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing

<lil d> you ugly ass bicth

<Angel > what are they doing on your computer

<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker

<lil d> fuck u

<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers

<lil d> u can lick my ass hole

<Angel > did you read your message

<lil d> bicth fuck u ho

<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW

<lil d> ho

<lil d> yes

<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS

<Angel> lild why arent you writing

<lil d> goodie ho

<Angel> lild why arent you writing

<Angel> asfdhnvgfb

<Angel> well fuck you

<lil d> im sorry bicth

<lil d> bicth fuck u ho

<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry

<lil d> dirty slut

<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class

<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut

<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond

<lil d> no because i want to

<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests

<lil d> homo

<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth

<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone

<Angel> stop calling me names

<lil d> im going to be in the black history program

<Angel> fffihsfv

<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom

<vbnzmcn> any body there

<Angel> sombody is here

<Angel> hello

<Angel> who is vbnzmcn

<ashley bowen> yo!

<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!

<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?

<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!

<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy

<moein>

<moein> Iwant you sexy gal

<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches

<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later

<steve> hello

<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE

<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ

<short> were the bitches at

<short> were the ho's at

<short> hello any bitches here

<dylan> want to suck my cock

<dylan> its big and hard all u girls

<emely> sexy

<endzonepro> deez at ease

<endzonepro> hello

<girly-girl> hi

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post