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Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004 by Mort
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Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!
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Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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CRASS DAY


You know what to do.
There are 78 messages for this day.
<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!
<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!
<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)
<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?
<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.
<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.
<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.
<Angel> hello how are you I am new here
<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about
<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho
<Angel> 
<lil d> hey angel
<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web
<lil d> this is so fun
<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing
<lil d> you ugly ass bicth
<Angel > what are they doing on your computer
<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker
<lil d> fuck u
<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers
<lil d> u can lick my ass hole
<Angel > did you read your message
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW
<lil d> ho
<lil d> yes
<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<lil d> goodie ho
<Angel> lild why arent you writing
<Angel> asfdhnvgfb
<Angel> well fuck you
<lil d> im sorry bicth
<lil d> bicth fuck u ho
<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry
<lil d> dirty slut
<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class
<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut
<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond
<lil d> no because i want to
<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests
<lil d> homo
<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth
<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone
<Angel> stop calling me names
<lil d> im going to be in the black history program
<Angel> fffihsfv
<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom
<vbnzmcn> any body there
<Angel> sombody is here
<Angel> hello
<Angel> who is vbnzmcn
<ashley bowen> yo!
<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!
<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?
<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!
<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy
<moein> 
<moein> Iwant you sexy gal
<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches
<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later
<steve> hello
<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE
<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ
<short> were the bitches at
<short> were the ho's at
<short> hello any bitches here
<dylan> want to suck my cock
<dylan> its big and hard all u girls
<emely> sexy
<emely> sexy
<endzonepro> deez at ease
<endzonepro> hello
<endzonepro> hello
<girly-girl> hi


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