Most Emailed Photos CRASS DAY! - 04/14/2004

by Mort

<-- First

Choose an alternative caption: >

Last -->-->

Girls -- Check

Ok people, look sexy, now remember this is the first ever live action and animation porn film.

Jetson, Captain, Wolfie and Spiderboy -- you're with the girls on the left.

Milhouse, grab some butter...

... you're with Schlongticus again!

(Reuters)

(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

History

These 5 things happened most recently.

Mr. Noname Lurker 15:05:46 drooled over #54

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:23:46 drooled over #666

Mr. Noname Lurker 13:52:24 drooled over #76

Mr. Noname Lurker 08:51:51 drooled over #102

Mr. Noname Lurker 09:22:14 drooled over #555

Current Users

There have been 117 users in the last 10 minutes.

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:10 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:09 Caption #636

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:08 Caption #730

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:07 Caption #650

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:06 Caption #238

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:04 Caption #156

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:03 Caption #549

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:02 Caption #946

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:01 Caption #507

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:10:00 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:59 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:58 Caption #757

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:55 Caption #145

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:53 Main Page

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:52 Caption #296

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:50 Caption #430

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:49 Caption #215

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:48 Caption #99

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:44 Caption #256

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:41 Caption #773

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:40 Caption #320

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:35 Caption #-59

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:34 Caption #274

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:33 Caption #633

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:32 Caption #237

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:31 Caption #79

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:28 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:25 Caption #462

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:24 Caption #280

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:23 Caption #339

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:22 Caption #85

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:21 Caption #463

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:19 Caption #337

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:18 Caption #880

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:17 Caption #612

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:16 Caption #840

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:15 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:12 Caption #467

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:10 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:09 Caption #42

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:07 Caption #137

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:06 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:04 Caption #428

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:03 Caption #318

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:01 Caption #250

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:09:00 Caption #212

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:59 Caption #523

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:58 Caption #455

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:57 Caption #259

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:56 Caption #619

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:55 Caption #517

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:48 Caption #17

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:47 Caption #203

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:46 Caption #334

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:44 Caption #72

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:43 Caption #109

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:42 Caption #543

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:41 Caption #366

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:38 Caption #590

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:37 Caption #912

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:33 Caption #763

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:32 Caption #80

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:29 Caption #699

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:28 Caption #710

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:27 Caption #342

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:26 Caption #94

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:25 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:24 Caption #967

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:23 Caption #379

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:19 Caption #756

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:18 Caption #403

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:17 Caption #381

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:13 Caption #184

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:12 Caption #458

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:11 Caption #473

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:10 Caption #805

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:09 Caption #512

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:08 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:07 Caption #490

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:05 Caption #65

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:04 Caption #9

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:03 Caption #628

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:02 Caption #821

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:01 Caption #224

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:08:00 Caption #223

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:59 Caption #98

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:58 Caption #864

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:57 Caption #45

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:56 Caption #884

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:55 Caption #14

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:54 Caption #620

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:53 Caption #657

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:52 Caption #426

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:50 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:49 Caption #653

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:48 Caption #187

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:47 Caption #275

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:45 Caption #449

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:44 Caption #854

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:43 Caption #390

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:42 Caption #427

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:39 Caption #418

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:38 Caption #365

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:37 Caption #436

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:36 Caption #244

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:35 Caption #134

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:34 Caption #520

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:33 Caption #398

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:31 Caption #975

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:30 Caption #736

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:29 Caption #741

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:28 Caption #771

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:23 Caption #367

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:22 Caption #155

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:21 Caption #421

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:20 Caption #-11

Mr. Noname Lurker 00:07:19 Caption #662

Board

[Post Message]

CRASS DAY

You know what to do.

There are 78 messages for this day.

<3Suns> I wonder if anyone can outdo Mort today... this is a great one!

<guyPaulo> DAGNABBIT MORT! You took the best concept already!

<Kumiho> Okay, I've done my crassness. (Sorry ajiav.)

<Mort> Guy - Early worm always gets eaten... wait what has that got to do with anything?

<guyPaulo> It seems to be turning into Meta-Crass day.

<apple juice is a verb> Tied up girls do not offend me Kumiho. Quite the opposite.

<Kumiho> Well, one never knows another's fetishes.

<Angel> hello how are you I am new here

<Angel> so what are you guys or gals talking about

<Angel> I wonder if anyone can outdo Kumiho

<Angel>

<lil d> hey angel

<Angel > hey lil d you glad I got you on the web

<lil d> this is so fun

<Angel > lil d you are a bitch just playing

<lil d> you ugly ass bicth

<Angel > what are they doing on your computer

<Angel > who the fuck are you calling a ugly bitch you cock sucker

<lil d> fuck u

<Angel > Im tired of talking like this lets talk about the ugly ass teachers

<lil d> u can lick my ass hole

<Angel > did you read your message

<lil d> bicth fuck u ho

<Angel > Mr.gaMEN IS GAY AS HELL YOU KNOW

<lil d> ho

<lil d> yes

<Angel > STOP CALLING ME NAMES YOU ASS

<Angel> lild why arent you writing

<lil d> goodie ho

<Angel> lild why arent you writing

<Angel> asfdhnvgfb

<Angel> well fuck you

<lil d> im sorry bicth

<lil d> bicth fuck u ho

<Angel> sorry sorry sorry sorry

<lil d> dirty slut

<Angel> so do you feel like going to mrs emeels class

<Angel> whp the hell are you calling a dirty slut

<lil d> opppppppps sorrry dimond

<lil d> no because i want to

<Angel> I hope we dont have to take one of those long ass tests

<lil d> homo

<lil d> biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicth

<Angel> Every time we finish a test she always gives us anotherone

<Angel> stop calling me names

<lil d> im going to be in the black history program

<Angel> fffihsfv

<Angel> but the program practice is not going to be lon because it is during homeroom

<vbnzmcn> any body there

<Angel> sombody is here

<Angel> hello

<Angel> who is vbnzmcn

<ashley bowen> yo!

<Jessica Baker> Hi yall!

<Jessica Baker> Hay people how are you?

<Jessica Baker> Hello can someone talk to me?

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

<Jessica Baker> If you want to talk to me go to yahoo.com and wright to bigbuygirl K

Love yall peace out people halla back!
written on 4/6/05

<sexy gal> you people are out of your minds seriously!

<sexy gal> go hump a porky pine
or a cactus
or anything pointy

<moein>

<moein> Iwant you sexy gal

<im here> if you have noticed some people are just bitches

<im here> any one there

<im here> oh well later

<steve> hello

<SEXY BITCH> HEYYY NE1 HERE

<SEXY BITCH> NE CUTE GUYZ

<short> were the bitches at

<short> were the ho's at

<short> hello any bitches here

<dylan> want to suck my cock

<dylan> its big and hard all u girls

<emely> sexy

<endzonepro> deez at ease

<endzonepro> hello

<girly-girl> hi

Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post