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Its been good to see the Olympics embrace alternative sports this year. The competative Mime Routines have been just great! I love to see them do that "pull-the-invisible-rope" thing!

Embracing the current model craze, competative catwalk routines are a nice alternative to regular boring gymnastics.

But the best new sport has got to be the recently created contest in which the object of the game is to get as fat an one possibly can within a given time.


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<Fu Manchu> But I heard some athletes were disqualified for injecting gravy.
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<guyPaulo> Mmmmm.....gavy injections....mmmmmm....yum
<ElvisThePelvis> The Americans have an unfair advantage in this sport.

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