[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/12/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Watch out the tax men are about, on the gouge.

They're not after the fat cats. Oh no. Their tax has dropped from 35% to 33.

But me, I have nothing.

I sold my fluffy dog Toto to the Taiwanese chef, so I could pay my bill.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 371 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:01Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:23:00Caption #978
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:59Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:58Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:57Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:56Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:55Caption #-5
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:54Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:53Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:52Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:51Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:50Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:49Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:48Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:47Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:46Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:45Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:44Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:41Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:40Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:39Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:38Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:36Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:35Caption #848
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:34Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:33Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:32Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:31Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:30Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:29Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:28Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:27Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:26Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:25Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:24Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:23Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:22Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:21Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:20Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:19Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:18Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:17Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:16Caption #223
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:15Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:14Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:13Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:12Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:11Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:10Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:09Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:08Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:07Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:06Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:05Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:04Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:03Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:01Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:22:00Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:59Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:56Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:55Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:52Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:51Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:50Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:49Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:46Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:45Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:44Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:43Caption #318
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:42Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:41Caption #8.4
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:40Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:39Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:36Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:35Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:34Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:33Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:32Caption #670
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:31Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:30Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:28Caption #346
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:27Caption #744
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:25Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:23Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:22Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:21Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:20Caption #477
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:19Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:18Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:17Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:16Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:15Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:14Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:13Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:12Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:11Caption #987
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:10Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:09Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:08Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:07Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:06Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:05Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:03Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:02Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker03:21:01Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:59Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:58Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:55Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:54Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:53Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:52Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:51Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:50Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:47Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:46Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:45Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:44Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:43Caption #387
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:42Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:41Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:40Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:39Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:38Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:37Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:36Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:35Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:34Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:33Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:32Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:31Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:30Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:29Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:28Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:26Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:25Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:24Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:23Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:22Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:20Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:19Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:18Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:17Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:16Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:15Caption #904
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:14Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:13Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:12Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:11Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:10Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:09Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:08Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:06Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:05Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:04Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:03Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:01Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:20:00Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:59Caption #606
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:56Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:55Caption #179
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:54Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:53Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:52Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:51Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:50Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:49Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:48Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:47Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:46Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:45Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:44Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:43Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:42Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:41Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:40Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:39Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:38Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:37Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:36Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:35Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:34Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:33Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:32Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:31Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:30Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:29Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:28Caption #446
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:27Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:26Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:25Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:24Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:23Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:21Caption #-30
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:20Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:18Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:17Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:16Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:15Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:14Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:13Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:12Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:10Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:09Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:08Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:07Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:06Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:05Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:04Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:03Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:02Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:01Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:19:00Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:59Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:58Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:57Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:56Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:55Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:54Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:53Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:52Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:51Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:50Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:49Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:48Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:46Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:43Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:42Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:41Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:40Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:39Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:38Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:37Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:36Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:35Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:34Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:33Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:32Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:31Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:30Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:29Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:28Caption #580
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:27Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:26Caption #264
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:25Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:24Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:23Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:22Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:21Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:20Caption #357
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:19Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:18Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:17Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:16Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:15Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:14Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:13Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:12Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:11Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:10Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:09Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:08Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:07Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:06Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:05Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:04Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:03Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:01Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker03:18:00Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:59Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:58Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:57Caption #-49
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:56Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:55Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:54Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:53Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:52Caption #156
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:51Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:50Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:49Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:48Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:47Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:46Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:45Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:44Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:43Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:42Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:41Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:40Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:39Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:38Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:37Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:36Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:35Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:34Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:33Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:32Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:31Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:30Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:28Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:27Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:26Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:25Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:24Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:23Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:22Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:21Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:20Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:19Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:18Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:17Caption #805
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:16Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:15Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:15Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:13Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:12Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:11Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:10Caption #614
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:09Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:08Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:07Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:06Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:05Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:04Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:03Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:02Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:01Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:17:00Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:59Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:58Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:57Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:56Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:55Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:54Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:53Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:52Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:51Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:50Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:49Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:48Caption #64
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:47Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:46Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:45Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:44Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:43Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:42Caption #927
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:41Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:40Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:39Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:37Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:36Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:35Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:34Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:33Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:32Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:31Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:30Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:29Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:28Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:27Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:26Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:25Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:24Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:23Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:22Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:21Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:16:20Caption #705

Board [Post Message]

I did my taxes last night... OUCH! Glad to know my money is going towards the "Find a Brain for Bush Fund" and the "Schwarzenegger Grope Foundation".


There are 18 messages for this day.
<obtuse> My only comment is that the dog in the 3rd caption could be interpreted as a puffball on human legs.
<Kumiho> I really enjoy how the county I live in has raised taxes for school and then spent $1500 (per cutter) on 14 pizza cutters that they now don't use because they're 'too dangerous'.
<3Suns> $1500 pizza cutters?
...www.westsidefoodbank.org...
Those better be dangerous, for that price.
<Jmofwiw> Those chainsaw pizza cutters are fast, yes. But they tend to fling pepperoni across the room and the cheese gets all twisted up on the cogs.
<Mort> I really hope they paid $1500 for this pizza cutter:

...www.wonderfullywacky.com...

Anything else wouldn't be worth the money.

<ajiav> I did not know about Muslim soda until today...
...www.qibla-cola.com...
<Jmofwiw> I wonder if it might have been the riding pizza cutter? Are these gas or pedal power? ...PizzaBike.notlong.co...
<apple juice is a verb> You don't really expect the elite would allow pizza cutters of the lower classes to touch their food, do you?

Why, next thing you know the common folk might expect the wealthy to pay taxes, too!!...harumph!

<Mort> The real question to answer is:

Can we caption fast enough for this set of updating images?

...adcott.net...

The most recently posted live journal images.

<ajiav> when i clicked the lj images, i got this old family circus comic that sort of shatters what i thought i knew about family circus:
...www.livejournal.com...
<ajiav> not that i claim much familiarity with family circus, i just thought it was all "grandpa's in heaven" and kids mugging cute and leaving dotted trails.
<guyPaulo> Did anyone else ever see the old "Dysfunctional Family Circus" web comic? It was pretty funny. Basically, the web guy put up the Family Circus drawing and people re-wrote the caption with the most vulgar stuff you could imagine. I mean like incest, drugs, murder, etc....

The real "Family Circus" guy had the site shut down some time ago.

<obtuse> ...www.negcap.com...
<3Suns> If anyone can come close to the raw captioning power required for that task, it's us!
<3Suns> The same guy (Greg Galcik) who ran the Dysfunctional Family Circus has been running ...www.spinnwebe.co... for a long time. There's a pretty cool captioning community there called A1-AAA formerly "It's a Dysfunctional Life". I used to visit that site all the time a couple years ago, but I stopped for no particular reason, probably finals or something.
<Kumiho> Wrong sort of pizza cutter, 3Suns. more like a gulletine that makes precise equal slices so the school won't get sued for pizza slice discrimination.
<Kumiho> I am not making this up, although I wish I were.
<3Suns> Fourteen of them? What, do they have them next to all the vending machines or something? No wonder there are safety issues!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post