[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

A cat in the microwave, on high for three minutes,

add the eye of an athletic man.

My new beauty lotion leaves me looking so good.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 215 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:30Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:29Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:28Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:26Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:25Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:24Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:23Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:22Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:21Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:19Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:18Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:17Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:16Caption #-31
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:15Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:14Caption #872
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:12Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:10Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:09Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:07Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:06Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:03Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker21:06:02Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:59Caption #626
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:58Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:56Caption #-59
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:54Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:53Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:52Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:51Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:50Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:49Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:47Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:46Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:45Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:44Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:41Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:40Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:38Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:37Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:36Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:33Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:30Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:28Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:26Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:24Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:23Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:22Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:20Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:17Caption #539
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:16Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:15Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:13Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:12Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:11Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:10Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:09Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:07Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:06Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:04Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:03Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:02Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:01Caption #-39
Mr. NonameLurker21:05:00Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:59Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:57Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:56Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:54Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:52Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:51Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:50Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:49Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:48Caption #33
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:46Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:45Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:44Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:43Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:41Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:39Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:38Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:37Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:36Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:34Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:33Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:32Caption #166
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:31Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:29Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:26Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:25Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:23Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:22Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:21Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:20Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:19Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:18Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:17Caption #236
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:15Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:14Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:11Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:05Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:04Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:03Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:02Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:01Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker21:04:00Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:59Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:58Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:57Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:56Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:55Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:54Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:53Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:52Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:49Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:46Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:43Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:42Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:41Caption #420
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:39Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:38Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:37Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:36Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:35Caption #777
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:33Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:32Caption #550
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:30Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:28Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:26Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:25Caption #-23
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:23Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:22Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:21Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:20Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:18Caption #493
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:17Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:16Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:15Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:11Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:10Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:09Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:08Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:07Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:06Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:05Caption #409
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:03Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker21:03:02Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:58Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:56Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:55Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:54Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:50Caption #569
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:49Caption #-84
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:47Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:45Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:44Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:41Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:37Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:34Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:33Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:31Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:30Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:29Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:26Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:25Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:24Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:22Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:18Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:17Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:14Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:11Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:09Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:05Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:03Caption #546
Mr. NonameLurker21:02:02Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:58Caption #-70
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:55Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:53Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:52Caption #607
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:49Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:48Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:45Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:44Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:42Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:41Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:40Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:39Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:38Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:36Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:35Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:34Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:33Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:29Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:28Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:27Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:26Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:22Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:19Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:18Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:16Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:13Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:10Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:06Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:01:02Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:59Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:55Caption #88
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:49Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:46Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:45Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:43Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:42Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:38Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:34Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker21:00:33Caption #599

Board [Post Message]

This caption isn't so hard to believe, what with the use of placenta in the new miricle beauty treatments.

This weekend was especially good, I got to hang out with a very good friend I never get to see any more. We all saw Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, ate some food and just basically hung out and talked.

What did you all do this weeked?

There are 18 messages for this day.
<Starbug> Continuity is such a difficult ideal to achieve. I could not capt today's images.

Taxes!

<3Suns> If you have filled out any part of this form in green crayon, you must complete and include Schedule 42-GC.
<Carol> I like how AP tells you the guy in red won the match but they don't bother to tell you HOW'S HIS EYE?
<obtuse> I REMEMBER THIS MATCH WELL. THAT'S THE RED MENACE DOING HIS FABLED ATOMIC SOCKET GRAB. WELCOME TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE. CAN YOU DIG IT??? OOOOH YEAAAAA!!!
<guyPaulo> SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!
<Jmofwiw> "HOW'S HIS EYE?"
They don't know... he hasn't SEEN the doctor yet!
<ajiav> I didn't know people were lusting after Jenna Bush so hard. She is on the yahoo pictures like three times.
<ajiav> she has too much of the Curious George in her...
<ajiav> Also, hasn't placenta been a make-up ingredient for a long time?
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmmmm......placenta......you're making me hungry, ajiav.
<Kumiho> ::groans:: PLEASE don't talk about food, I just started a new diet.
<3Suns> What diet is that, Kumi?

I just started the post-Easter way-too-much-ham-and-eggs diet.

<ajiav> well, if you are still hungry eight months from now i will have a placenta you can buy.
<Kumiho> The OHSU Diet. It's a three day a week thing but it's killing me because no one took any food home with them after easter dinner.
<Kumiho> Hey, I found a pix of Mort. He's the one in the middle. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> A hot-tub and a bevy of Kumiho-clones to boot... lucky guy!
<Mort> I'm more likely to be this guy:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

Who looks very similar to the other guy.

<Kumiho> Hey... waitamintue, where'd you get all of those mes?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post