[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

A cat in the microwave, on high for three minutes,

add the eye of an athletic man.

My new beauty lotion leaves me looking so good.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 366 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:32Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:31Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:30Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:29Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:28Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:27Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:26Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:25Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:23Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:22Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:21Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:20Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:19Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:17Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:15Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:12Caption #123
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:11Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:10Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:09Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:07Caption #688
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:06Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:04Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:03Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:02Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:40:01Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:57Caption #608
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:56Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:55Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:54Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:53Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:51Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:50Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:44Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:43Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:42Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:41Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:40Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:37Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:36Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:35Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:34Caption #898
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:33Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:32Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:31Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:30Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:28Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:27Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:26Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:25Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:21Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:20Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:19Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:14Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:12Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:09Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:08Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:07Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:06Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:05Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:04Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:01Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:39:00Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:58Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:56Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:55Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:54Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:53Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:51Caption #905
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:50Caption #876
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:49Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:48Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:46Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:45Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:41Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:40Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:38Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:37Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:32Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:31Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:30Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:29Caption #249
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:28Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:27Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:26Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:25Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:24Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:23Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:21Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:20Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:19Caption #764
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:17Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:16Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:13Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:12Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:11Caption #411
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:08Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:06Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:04Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:03Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:02Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker03:38:01Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:59Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:57Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:56Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:55Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:54Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:53Caption #499
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:51Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:48Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:38Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:32Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:31Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:28Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:27Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:26Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:25Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:24Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:23Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:22Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:17Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:12Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:09Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:08Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:07Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:06Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:05Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:03Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:02Caption #720
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:01Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker03:37:00Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:59Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:57Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:56Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:55Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:54Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:53Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:46Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:44Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:41Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:39Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:33Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:31Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:30Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:29Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:28Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:27Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:24Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:21Caption #825
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:15Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:14Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:13Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:12Caption #824
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:10Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:09Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:08Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:07Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker03:36:04Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:56Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:54Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:53Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:52Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:50Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:49Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:48Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:47Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:46Caption #-41
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:45Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:44Caption #347
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:43Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:42Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:41Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:40Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:39Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:38Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:35Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:34Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:31Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:30Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:29Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:28Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:27Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:26Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:24Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:23Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:22Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:20Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:19Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:18Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:17Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:16Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:14Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:13Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:12Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:10Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:09Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:08Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:07Caption #896
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:06Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:05Caption #-77
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:04Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:03Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:02Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker03:35:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:59Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:58Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:56Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:55Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:53Caption #4.2
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:51Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:47Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:45Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:43Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:37Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:36Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:35Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:34Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:33Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:32Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:31Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:30Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:29Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:28Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:27Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:26Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:21Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:19Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:17Caption #630
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:15Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:14Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:13Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:11Caption #860
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:10Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:06Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:05Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:04Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:34:02Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:58Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:56Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:55Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:49Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:48Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:47Caption #-42
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:45Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:42Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:39Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:38Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:37Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:36Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:34Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:33Caption #887
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:32Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:31Caption #928
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:30Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:29Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:28Caption #58
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:26Caption #563
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:25Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:24Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:23Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:22Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:20Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:15Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:13Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:12Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:11Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:10Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:09Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:08Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:07Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:05Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:04Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:03Caption #892
Mr. NonameLurker03:33:00Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:58Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:56Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:55Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:54Caption #2.2
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:53Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:52Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:51Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:50Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:48Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:47Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:45Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:43Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:42Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:40Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:37Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:36Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:35Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:33Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:31Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:30Caption #224
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:24Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:23Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:22Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:16Caption #-10
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:15Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:14Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:13Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:12Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:10Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:08Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:07Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:06Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:04Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:02Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:32:01Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:59Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:57Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:56Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:55Caption #28
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:53Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:51Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:49Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:47Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:45Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:44Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:43Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:42Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:41Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:39Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:37Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:36Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:35Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:34Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:32Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:31Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:29Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:28Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:27Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:25Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:24Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:20Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:19Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:14Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:13Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:09Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:07Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:06Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:04Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:03Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:02Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker03:31:01Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:49Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:47Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:46Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:44Caption #-76
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:40Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:39Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:37Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:36Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:35Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker03:30:32Caption #675

Board [Post Message]

This caption isn't so hard to believe, what with the use of placenta in the new miricle beauty treatments.

This weekend was especially good, I got to hang out with a very good friend I never get to see any more. We all saw Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, ate some food and just basically hung out and talked.

What did you all do this weeked?


There are 18 messages for this day.
<Starbug> Continuity is such a difficult ideal to achieve. I could not capt today's images.

Taxes!

<3Suns> If you have filled out any part of this form in green crayon, you must complete and include Schedule 42-GC.
<Carol> I like how AP tells you the guy in red won the match but they don't bother to tell you HOW'S HIS EYE?
<obtuse> I REMEMBER THIS MATCH WELL. THAT'S THE RED MENACE DOING HIS FABLED ATOMIC SOCKET GRAB. WELCOME TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE. CAN YOU DIG IT??? OOOOH YEAAAAA!!!
<guyPaulo> SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!
<Jmofwiw> "HOW'S HIS EYE?"
They don't know... he hasn't SEEN the doctor yet!
<ajiav> I didn't know people were lusting after Jenna Bush so hard. She is on the yahoo pictures like three times.
<ajiav> she has too much of the Curious George in her...
<ajiav> Also, hasn't placenta been a make-up ingredient for a long time?
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmmmm......placenta......you're making me hungry, ajiav.
<Kumiho> ::groans:: PLEASE don't talk about food, I just started a new diet.
<3Suns> What diet is that, Kumi?

I just started the post-Easter way-too-much-ham-and-eggs diet.

<ajiav> well, if you are still hungry eight months from now i will have a placenta you can buy.
<Kumiho> The OHSU Diet. It's a three day a week thing but it's killing me because no one took any food home with them after easter dinner.
<Kumiho> Hey, I found a pix of Mort. He's the one in the middle. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> A hot-tub and a bevy of Kumiho-clones to boot... lucky guy!
<Mort> I'm more likely to be this guy:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

Who looks very similar to the other guy.

<Kumiho> Hey... waitamintue, where'd you get all of those mes?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post