[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

A cat in the microwave, on high for three minutes,

add the eye of an athletic man.

My new beauty lotion leaves me looking so good.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 324 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:30Caption #470
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:29Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:27Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:26Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:21Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:20Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:19Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:18Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:17Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:12Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:11Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:10Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:06Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:05Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:04Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:12:00Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:59Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:58Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:57Caption #874
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:56Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:55Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:54Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:49Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:46Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:45Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:42Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:41Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:39Caption #871
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:38Caption #977
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:37Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:34Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:30Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:29Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:25Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:24Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:23Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:22Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:16Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:15Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:13Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:11Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:10Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:09Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:07Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:05Caption #294
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:04Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:03Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:02Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker03:11:00Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:59Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:58Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:57Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:55Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:50Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:49Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:45Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:44Caption #841
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:43Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:42Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:41Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:39Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:38Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:34Caption #907
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:33Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:32Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:30Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:29Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:28Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:27Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:24Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:23Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:21Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:19Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:17Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:12Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:11Caption #5.1
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:09Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:06Caption #491
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:04Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:10:01Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:58Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:56Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:51Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:49Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:48Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:47Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:45Caption #725
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:44Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:43Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:42Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:41Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:40Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:39Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:34Caption #982
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:33Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:28Caption #935
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:27Caption #366
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:26Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:25Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:24Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:22Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:21Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:20Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:18Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:16Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:15Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:13Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:11Caption #666
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:10Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:09Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:07Caption #950
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:06Caption #919
Mr. NonameLurker03:09:05Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:59Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:58Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:57Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:54Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:52Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:51Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:49Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:48Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:47Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:46Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:45Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:44Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:43Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:42Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:41Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:40Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:38Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:37Caption #658
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:36Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:34Caption #200
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:32Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:31Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:30Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:29Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:24Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:23Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:22Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:21Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:20Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:19Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:17Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:16Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:15Caption #532
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:13Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:12Caption #367
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:10Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:09Caption #966
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:07Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:05Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker03:08:04Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:59Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:56Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:55Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:54Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:53Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:52Caption #450
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:50Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:49Caption #363
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:46Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:39Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:38Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:36Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:35Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:32Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:31Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:28Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:26Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:25Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:23Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:19Caption #47
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:18Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:15Caption #288
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:14Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:12Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:11Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:10Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:05Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:04Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker03:07:03Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:52Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:51Caption #856
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:48Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:43Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:41Caption #749
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:38Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:37Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:34Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:33Caption #891
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:31Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:28Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:27Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:26Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:25Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:24Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:23Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:22Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:21Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:20Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:19Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:18Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:17Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:16Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:14Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:13Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:12Caption #593
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:11Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:05Caption #211
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:04Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:03Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:02Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker03:06:01Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:57Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:54Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:53Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:52Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:51Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:50Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:49Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:48Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:47Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:44Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:42Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:41Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:40Caption #827
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:37Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:36Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:35Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:34Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:33Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:31Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:30Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:28Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:27Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:26Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:25Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:22Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:21Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:20Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:18Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:16Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:15Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:14Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:13Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:09Caption #402
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:04Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:03Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker03:05:00Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:59Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:57Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:56Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:54Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:53Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:51Caption #799
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:47Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:45Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:44Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:42Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:37Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:36Caption #843
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:35Caption #728
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:34Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:32Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:30Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:28Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:27Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:24Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:23Caption #706
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:21Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:19Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:13Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:09Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:07Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker03:04:03Caption #815
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:56Caption #956
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:54Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:53Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:48Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:43Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:42Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:36Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:31Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:30Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:29Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:28Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:27Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:23Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:19Caption #478
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:14Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:09Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:08Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:06Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:05Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:04Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:03Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:02Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker03:03:00Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:57Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:55Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:51Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:49Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:47Caption #970
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:43Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:39Caption #960
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:38Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:37Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:36Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:33Caption #653
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:32Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker03:02:31Caption #205

Board [Post Message]

This caption isn't so hard to believe, what with the use of placenta in the new miricle beauty treatments.

This weekend was especially good, I got to hang out with a very good friend I never get to see any more. We all saw Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, ate some food and just basically hung out and talked.

What did you all do this weeked?

There are 18 messages for this day.
<Starbug> Continuity is such a difficult ideal to achieve. I could not capt today's images.

Taxes!

<3Suns> If you have filled out any part of this form in green crayon, you must complete and include Schedule 42-GC.
<Carol> I like how AP tells you the guy in red won the match but they don't bother to tell you HOW'S HIS EYE?
<obtuse> I REMEMBER THIS MATCH WELL. THAT'S THE RED MENACE DOING HIS FABLED ATOMIC SOCKET GRAB. WELCOME TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE. CAN YOU DIG IT??? OOOOH YEAAAAA!!!
<guyPaulo> SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!
<Jmofwiw> "HOW'S HIS EYE?"
They don't know... he hasn't SEEN the doctor yet!
<ajiav> I didn't know people were lusting after Jenna Bush so hard. She is on the yahoo pictures like three times.
<ajiav> she has too much of the Curious George in her...
<ajiav> Also, hasn't placenta been a make-up ingredient for a long time?
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmmmm......placenta......you're making me hungry, ajiav.
<Kumiho> ::groans:: PLEASE don't talk about food, I just started a new diet.
<3Suns> What diet is that, Kumi?

I just started the post-Easter way-too-much-ham-and-eggs diet.

<ajiav> well, if you are still hungry eight months from now i will have a placenta you can buy.
<Kumiho> The OHSU Diet. It's a three day a week thing but it's killing me because no one took any food home with them after easter dinner.
<Kumiho> Hey, I found a pix of Mort. He's the one in the middle. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> A hot-tub and a bevy of Kumiho-clones to boot... lucky guy!
<Mort> I'm more likely to be this guy:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

Who looks very similar to the other guy.

<Kumiho> Hey... waitamintue, where'd you get all of those mes?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post