[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 04/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

A cat in the microwave, on high for three minutes,

add the eye of an athletic man.

My new beauty lotion leaves me looking so good.
(Reuters)
(AP)
(Reuters)
Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 306 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:33Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:32Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:31Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:23Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:20Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:19Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:18Caption #-44
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:17Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:13Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:10Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:04Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:03Caption #-88
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:02Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:46:01Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:58Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:53Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:52Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:51Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:50Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:49Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:47Caption #232
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:45Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:44Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:43Caption #803
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:42Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:40Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:39Caption #361
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:33Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:32Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:31Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:30Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:29Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:25Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:24Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:20Caption #605
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:19Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:14Caption #597
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:12Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:11Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:10Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:09Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:08Caption #435
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:05Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:04Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:03Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:45:00Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:59Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:55Caption #-17
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:54Caption #480
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:50Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:49Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:45Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:44Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:43Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:39Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:38Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:34Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:33Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:31Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:30Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:28Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:25Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:24Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:23Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:22Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:21Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:19Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:18Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:17Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:16Caption #421
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:15Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:14Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:13Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:12Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:11Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:08Caption #735
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:06Caption #370
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:05Caption #710
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:04Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:03Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:02Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:44:01Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:58Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:56Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:55Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:54Caption #952
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:53Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:43Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:41Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:40Caption #795
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:37Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:36Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:35Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:30Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:28Caption #782
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:26Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:25Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:24Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:23Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:22Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:21Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:20Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:19Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:18Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:16Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:15Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:14Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:13Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:10Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:09Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:04Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:03Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:02Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:01Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:43:00Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:59Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:58Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:57Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:56Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:54Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:53Caption #-6
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:52Caption #-53
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:50Caption #494
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:47Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:46Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:45Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:44Caption #765
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:43Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:42Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:40Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:38Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:37Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:36Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:35Caption #922
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:32Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:31Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:30Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:25Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:23Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:13Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:12Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:11Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:10Caption #780
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:06Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:05Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:01Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker21:42:00Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:59Caption #345
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:53Caption #167
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:51Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:50Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:48Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:47Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:46Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:39Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:37Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:34Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:33Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:32Caption #513
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:31Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:30Caption #691
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:29Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:27Caption #979
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:26Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:25Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:16Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:15Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:14Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:11Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:08Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:07Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:06Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:05Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:04Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:41:00Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:59Caption #840
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:58Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:57Caption #459
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:54Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:53Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:50Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:49Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:44Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:43Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:42Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:41Caption #552
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:40Caption #732
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:39Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:38Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:33Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:31Caption #878
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:30Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:29Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:28Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:26Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:25Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:24Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:23Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:19Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:18Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:17Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:14Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:13Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:12Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:10Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:09Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:08Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:07Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:06Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:02Caption #800
Mr. NonameLurker21:40:00Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:57Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:56Caption #199
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:53Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:52Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:51Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:50Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:46Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:45Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:44Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:42Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:41Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:40Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:38Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:37Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:36Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:35Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:33Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:32Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:31Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:26Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:22Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:21Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:19Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:11Caption #809
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:06Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:04Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:03Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:02Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker21:39:01Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:59Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:54Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:52Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:49Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:48Caption #157
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:42Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:40Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:36Caption #889
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:32Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:31Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:30Caption #383
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:25Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:24Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:17Caption #667
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:14Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:07Caption #469
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:06Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:04Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:02Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:38:00Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:58Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:57Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:55Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:52Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:51Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:49Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:48Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:47Caption #572
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:41Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:40Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:39Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:36Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:34Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:31Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:30Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:29Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:28Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:25Caption #906
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:24Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:22Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:21Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:20Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:18Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:17Caption #719
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:16Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:15Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:13Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:11Caption #392
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:09Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:05Caption #890
Mr. NonameLurker21:37:03Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:59Caption #643
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:58Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:54Caption #-46
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:50Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:46Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:44Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:43Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:40Caption #360
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:36Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:35Caption #1

Board [Post Message]

This caption isn't so hard to believe, what with the use of placenta in the new miricle beauty treatments.

This weekend was especially good, I got to hang out with a very good friend I never get to see any more. We all saw Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, ate some food and just basically hung out and talked.

What did you all do this weeked?

There are 18 messages for this day.
<Starbug> Continuity is such a difficult ideal to achieve. I could not capt today's images.

Taxes!

<3Suns> If you have filled out any part of this form in green crayon, you must complete and include Schedule 42-GC.
<Carol> I like how AP tells you the guy in red won the match but they don't bother to tell you HOW'S HIS EYE?
<obtuse> I REMEMBER THIS MATCH WELL. THAT'S THE RED MENACE DOING HIS FABLED ATOMIC SOCKET GRAB. WELCOME TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE. CAN YOU DIG IT??? OOOOH YEAAAAA!!!
<guyPaulo> SNAP INTO A SLIM-JIM!!!!
<Jmofwiw> "HOW'S HIS EYE?"
They don't know... he hasn't SEEN the doctor yet!
<ajiav> I didn't know people were lusting after Jenna Bush so hard. She is on the yahoo pictures like three times.
<ajiav> she has too much of the Curious George in her...
<ajiav> Also, hasn't placenta been a make-up ingredient for a long time?
<guyPaulo> Mmmmmmmm......placenta......you're making me hungry, ajiav.
<Kumiho> ::groans:: PLEASE don't talk about food, I just started a new diet.
<3Suns> What diet is that, Kumi?

I just started the post-Easter way-too-much-ham-and-eggs diet.

<ajiav> well, if you are still hungry eight months from now i will have a placenta you can buy.
<Kumiho> The OHSU Diet. It's a three day a week thing but it's killing me because no one took any food home with them after easter dinner.
<Kumiho> Hey, I found a pix of Mort. He's the one in the middle. ...story.news.yahoo.com...
<3Suns> A hot-tub and a bevy of Kumiho-clones to boot... lucky guy!
<Mort> I'm more likely to be this guy:

...story.news.yahoo.com...

Who looks very similar to the other guy.

<Kumiho> Hey... waitamintue, where'd you get all of those mes?


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post