Also, I love hot, steaming man-gravy but that's a topic for another day.
Don't look so shocked Courtney. I've been gay for years!
Oh, wait... you're suprised because I'm talking. And I'm a dog. Well too bad! You should of thought about that before you ate all 12 of those elephant tranquilizers, you junkie slut.
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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