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Most Emailed Photos - 08/03/2003 by Mort
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The aliens started by decimating the cities with huge bolts of energy.

Earth's finest were easily outclassed by superior technology.

The giraffes were highly amused.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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My cousin had a strange infatuation for giraffes. She had hundreds of pieces of giraffinalia: Giraffe plush toys, giraffe spoons, even giraffe flavoured popcorn. She used to fight crime as Giraffe girl, her sidekick was a dead giraffe on a string she used to drag around with her. When she wasn't fighting super villans the she kept the dead giraffe in the freezer. In fact the dead giraffe on the string was most powerful when not quite thawed.

I personally prefered a good hamster, my side kick "dead hamster on a string" got me out of many sticky situations.

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