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As Mort heads off

to frolic in the bath with his wife.

We sit here in our frozen solitude and wish we could watch.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<guyPaulo> Perfect!!!!
<Mort> Great, now I'm the naked singing cowboy.
<mypalmike> Eww.
<ElvisThePelvis> Nothing wrong with being a naked singing cowboy. I think the chicks might dig it.
<Axolotl> Excellent Ted! *guitar solo*
<Mort> Yes, Strange things are definitely afoot at the Circle-K.

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