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Most Emailed Photos - 11/24/2003 by David Byrden
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Mommy, I got a stunt bike for Xmas

and a Tiger

Michael gave them to me. He's cool. He has a Magic Squirty Joystick.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<David Byrden> Let's get the obvious one out of the way first...
<Luminaire> I never ever want to hear about Michael Jackson's genitals again. Which means I may have to hide in a cave for the next three months.
<Jmofwiw> Luminaire-- your comment made me laugh harder than any of the captions. I agree.
<mypalmike> I chose the "Makes my tummy happy" monkey. It doesn't really though.

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