[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 03/11/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah sweet pure cocaine, how I love thee.

Take me away from the troubles of this upsidedown world,

to a pineapple under the sea.
(AP)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 296 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:08Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:07Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:06Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:05Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:04Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:02Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker18:40:01Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:59Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:58Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:53Caption #369
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:50Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:49Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:45Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:41Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:40Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:37Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:36Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:35Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:33Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:30Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:29Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:25Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:22Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:18Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:17Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:16Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:15Caption #405
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:14Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:13Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:09Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:05Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:04Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:01Caption #388
Mr. NonameLurker18:39:00Caption #946
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:57Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:54Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:53Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:51Caption #136
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:50Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:47Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:46Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:42Caption #504
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:41Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:40Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:39Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:37Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:35Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:33Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:29Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:26Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:25Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:24Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:23Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:22Caption #534
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:21Caption #705
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:20Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:17Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:13Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:09Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:05Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker18:38:01Caption #320
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:57Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:56Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:55Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:53Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:52Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:49Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:46Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:45Caption #-16
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:44Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:43Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:42Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:41Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:40Caption #270
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:37Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:36Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:33Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:29Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:28Caption #221
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:27Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:25Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:21Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:19Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:17Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:15Caption #837
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:13Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:09Caption #416
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:05Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:03Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:02Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker18:37:01Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:59Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:58Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:57Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:56Caption #407
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:54Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:53Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:49Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:48Caption #445
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:45Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:43Caption #241
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:41Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:40Caption #332
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:37Caption #531
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:36Caption #352
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:35Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:33Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:30Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:29Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:25Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:21Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:17Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:15Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:14Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:13Caption #148
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:12Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:10Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:09Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:05Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker18:36:01Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:55Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:54Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:53Caption #399
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:52Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:49Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:47Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:45Caption #442
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:44Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:41Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:39Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:38Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:37Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:36Caption #804
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:33Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:32Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:31Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:29Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:28Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:26Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:25Caption #440
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:24Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:23Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:22Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:21Caption #866
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:17Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:13Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:09Caption #555
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:06Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:05Caption #132
Mr. NonameLurker18:35:01Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:59Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:58Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:57Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:53Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:49Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:47Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:45Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:44Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:42Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:41Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:38Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:37Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:36Caption #529
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:35Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:33Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:30Caption #583
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:29Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:27Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:26Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:25Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:21Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:20Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:18Caption #488
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:17Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:13Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:09Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:05Caption #183
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:03Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker18:34:01Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:58Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:57Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:56Caption #661
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:53Caption #619
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:50Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:49Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:48Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:47Caption #349
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:45Caption #693
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:44Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:41Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:39Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:38Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:37Caption #738
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:36Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:35Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:33Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:29Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:28Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:27Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:26Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:25Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:24Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:23Caption #640
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:22Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:21Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:18Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:17Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:14Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:13Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:12Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:09Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:05Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:02Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:01Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker18:33:00Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:57Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:53Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:52Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:51Caption #721
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:49Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:46Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:42Caption #274
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:41Caption #697
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:40Caption #237
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:37Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:35Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:33Caption #634
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:30Caption #586
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:29Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:26Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:25Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:21Caption #603
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:17Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:15Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:14Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:13Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:09Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:08Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:06Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:02Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:01Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker18:32:00Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:57Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:53Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:52Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:51Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:50Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:49Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:48Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:46Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:45Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:44Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:41Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:38Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:37Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:36Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:33Caption #429
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:32Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:31Caption #185
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:29Caption #651
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:25Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:24Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:23Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:22Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:20Caption #816
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:17Caption #931
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:13Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:10Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:09Caption #884
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:07Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:02Caption #76
Mr. NonameLurker18:31:01Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:57Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:55Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:54Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:49Caption #842
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:45Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:44Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:43Caption #622
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:38Caption #925
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:37Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:34Caption #533
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:33Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:30Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:27Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:25Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:21Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:17Caption #690
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:14Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:13Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker18:30:09Caption #541

Board [Post Message]

JulieK asked me to a guest comic for Okay Pants, so I made something pretty sucky evil - here.

Is it time for another rant? Why yes I think it is!
When I was younger, about eight or nine years old -- why am I always talking about my childhood? -- I made up a huge fantasy archive, to pretend to be more special. I told everyone in school that I was really Canadian! Yes I know not much of a fantasy. Many people in fact are lucky enough to be born Canadian, and their ultimate fantasy is to host Jeopardy someday.

Actually that was not my main fantasy which was that I was a Space Prince! Concealed on earth with hidden weapons and secret powers. Every night before I fell asleep I would switch on my bed force field, safe in the knowledge that the only weapon that could break it was a great battle axe (my stuffed dog), which was under the force field with me. Then I would dream ala Calvin and Hobbs of my space adventures, my bed a space ship, my sister an evil space princess nemesis! ("Mort I am your Sister!"... "Nooooooooo!")

When I was thirteen, I began to be plagued by mortality, I started to believe I would live forever. Quite common I know, I still somewhat believe it. Actually I thought I would live for 15.79341 * 10 to the 15 years. I kept that number in the memory of my scientific calculator for about 3 years, if it was erased I was sure it would never live that long.

I still have little fantasies about, being special or living forever, I would feel sad if they finally stopped.


There are 39 messages for this day.
<mypalmike> Speaking of comics, ...www.tragi-comix.com... is an old friend/coworker's web comic.
<guyPaulo> I'm back in the cubicle of solitude today.
<obtuse> Take someone else' cubicle wall and put it up in yours, so it'll be a fortress of solitude.
<guyPaulo> The main board is like a ghost town today. Wednesday's contest and Thursday's theme day really drain the monkies' energy I think.
<Mort> I was thinking of switching theme day to Monday.
<guyPaulo> I think that would be cool. It would give another day between "events" so to speak.
<Mort> Or it could just wear all you monkies out for the week.
I think I will make next Monday a theme day.
<obtuse> We need a Ye Olde MEP Websyte day!
<guyPaulo> How about "Dry, English Wit Day," "Sexual Innuendo Day," or "What did you do over the weekend Day."
<Mort> Ooo I like the last one.
<3Suns> Fake news story day
World traveller day
Nostalgia day
Insult day
<Jellyloo> Advice Column Day
Pretty Sucky Evil Day
<Mort> I am world class in Pretty Sucky Evil.
<Jmofwiw> 
Right-to-left day: all captions in reverse order.
Alliteration day.
Highest-Rated Photos Day.
International Photos Day.
Entertainment Photos Day.
<mypalmike> Themes to avoid...(?):
Mastercard theme day.
One-word day.
Write like Plech day.
Break the format day.
Make fun of mypalmike day.
<Mort> Insult mypalmike day it is then.
<Jellyloo> Isn't that the theme everyday?
<Mort> I guess so, poor Mike.
<3Suns> no, only monday-friday.
<Mort> I like how he is named "my pal mike", trying to get us to subconciously think that he has friends.
<3Suns> Well apparently he's his own friend.

That's gotta count for something, right?

<guyPaulo> Has anyone figured out who Plech is yet?!?
<3Suns> I don't think Plech is a regular's pseudonym. I think Plech is just Plech.
<Jellyloo> I think Plech is Mort or just some other rabid soccer/football fan. I am probably wrong.
<Mort> You might be wrong, or psychic, you should check for new messages. The old ones seem to be fuzzy on the truth.
<David Byrden> It's a little-known fact that nobody in the Middle Ages ever said 'ye'.
<Jellyloo> Old fuzzy things tend to be moldy. I should throew them out.
<Jellyloo> oh and DB, not even to say Ye-llow or ye-s? I heard all Thelma's 'jinkys' were dubbed later in the season.
<Zebra Girl> Ye was actually 'the' it's jus the way the 'th' was spelt that made it look like a 'y'
<Zebra Girl> And I think Plech is also Roger Mexico/Elmo.
<Carol> RM/Plech. "Gravity's Rainbow."
<Carol> Elmo maybe.
<obtuse> I actually figured Pletch was guyPaulo the other day, cuz Pletch (and a few other aliases) showed up only later in the day, after guy got out of work.
<guyPaulo> Nope. Not my style.
<Kumiho> Here's my final theory Plech=Elmo=Roger Mexico=Eggs Ackley. That and from now on I think I'll stick to 'Kumiho'. I can handle being a mutant fox.
<obtuse> And the Snoid from Sheboygan? It's not me, and I didn't see any when I was there.
<the Snoid from Sheboygan> Hotfeet & thumbtack on a chair day!

Don't bother with that Plechazunga - big good-for-nothing hulk of an imbecile! It'd be laughable if it was human! hyuck-hyuck-hyuck

<ElvisThePelvis> Porn story day
Clean day
Bring Back Crass Day!
Obscure language day
No animal day
<David Byrden> Passion of the Christ day
/~ Karaoke day /~
txt msg day
Bad fecking language day


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post