[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah! Good Agent Mountaineer, already in your standard issue cat suit, now you can inconspicuously infiltrate any organization.

Your mission if you choose to accept it:

Scale the dizzying heights to gain access to the secret Himalayan library fortress of the now elusive monkie
Dr. Yoyology.

Be warned, avoid at all costs the vicious attacks of his pedantic attack monks: 3Suns and Obtuse.

Once inside, find his evil Henchman Guy "Taiwanese Rat" Paulo, he is said to use a device that can constrain even his Erectile Dysfunction Explosive Diarrhoea.
Capture that device at all costs!
(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 312 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:15Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:14Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:13Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:10Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:06Caption #233
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:05Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker15:42:00Caption #921
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:59Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:54Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:51Caption #271
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:49Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:47Caption #368
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:41Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:38Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:37Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:36Caption #-87
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:35Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:29Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:24Caption #109
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:21Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:19Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:16Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:15Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:14Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:13Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:12Caption #711
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:11Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:10Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:09Caption #311
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:08Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:07Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:05Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:04Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:02Caption #610
Mr. NonameLurker15:41:00Caption #702
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:59Caption #395
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:57Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:56Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:55Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:54Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:51Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:50Caption #575
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:48Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:47Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:45Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:44Caption #942
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:43Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:42Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:37Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:35Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:34Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:33Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:30Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:29Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:28Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:27Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:26Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:23Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:19Caption #427
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:18Caption #468
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:17Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:15Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:13Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:12Caption #423
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:11Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:09Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:08Caption #910
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:07Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:06Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:05Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:02Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:40:00Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:55Caption #202
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:54Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:53Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:50Caption #-45
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:47Caption #973
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:44Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:42Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:39Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:38Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:37Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:36Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:35Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:34Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:33Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:32Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:31Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:29Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:28Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:27Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:23Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:19Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:18Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:16Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:13Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:12Caption #549
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:11Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:09Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:08Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:06Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:05Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:04Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:02Caption #826
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:01Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:39:00Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:59Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:56Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:54Caption #627
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:52Caption #92
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:50Caption #317
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:48Caption #498
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:47Caption #818
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:45Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:44Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:43Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:42Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:41Caption #21
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:40Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:39Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:38Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:37Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:36Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:35Caption #683
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:34Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:33Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:32Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:31Caption #253
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:30Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:29Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:22Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:21Caption #665
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:18Caption #791
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:13Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:12Caption #522
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:04Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:38:00Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:59Caption #182
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:57Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:53Caption #814
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:47Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:46Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:45Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:44Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:43Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:41Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:29Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:28Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:25Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:24Caption #315
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:23Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:19Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:18Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:18Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:11Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:10Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:09Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:08Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker15:37:07Caption #356
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:58Caption #888
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:56Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:54Caption #808
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:53Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:52Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:50Caption #611
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:49Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:42Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:41Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:40Caption #959
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:36Caption #262
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:35Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:34Caption #923
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:33Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:30Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:23Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:19Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:18Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:16Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:13Caption #972
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:11Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:10Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:09Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:07Caption #646
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:05Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:04Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:02Caption #252
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:01Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker15:36:00Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:55Caption #953
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:54Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:52Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:50Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:49Caption #38
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:44Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:43Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:42Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:41Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:40Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:39Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:38Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:37Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:36Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:35Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:30Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:24Caption #401
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:23Caption #75
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:22Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:21Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:20Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:19Caption #489
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:16Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:13Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:12Caption #526
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:11Caption #16
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:10Caption #849
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:08Caption #149
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:05Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:04Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:35:01Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:57Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:56Caption #700
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:55Caption #595
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:54Caption #295
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:53Caption #656
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:52Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:51Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:50Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:49Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:46Caption #287
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:45Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:44Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:42Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:41Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:40Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:39Caption #172
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:37Caption #515
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:32Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:31Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:30Caption #251
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:28Caption #844
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:24Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:21Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:19Caption #-18
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:17Caption #-15
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:15Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:11Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:10Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:08Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:07Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:05Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:04Caption #877
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:02Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:01Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker15:34:00Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:56Caption #340
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:54Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:53Caption #778
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:52Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:51Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:50Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:48Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:46Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:45Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:44Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:43Caption #215
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:40Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:38Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:37Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:33Caption #763
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:30Caption #853
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:29Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:28Caption #335
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:27Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:26Caption #106
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:25Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:22Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:21Caption #187
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:20Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:18Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:17Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:16Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:15Caption #736
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:14Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker15:33:10Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:58Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:57Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:55Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:51Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:50Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:49Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:48Caption #995
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:48Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:45Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:43Caption #77
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:39Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:34Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:29Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:27Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:26Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:25Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:24Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:21Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:20Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:19Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:18Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker15:32:15Caption #562

Board [Post Message]

Today is

META DAY!


Be prepared to be confused if you do not spend at least 18 hours a day staring at this website.

The rules are even simpler than usual:

  1. You do not talk about Meta DayYou write a caption that contains meta stuff.

Feel free to spam the front board by asking inane Most Emailed trivia questions that you think no one will be able to answer.


There are 48 messages for this day.
<Mort> Meow!! Mountaineer looks HOT!!1!

Ok I'll start with an easy one, whats the name of the evil cat who keeps on trying to take over the world?

<Axolotl> Easy, Miss Twinkles!
...www.mostemailed.com...
<Mark> In honour of meta-day, I'm ditching the old impersonal nick of MLimburg .. I think I know you well enough to be on a first name basis :)
<Lauren> OMG, Mort, I foresee a banner day today. And your caption deserves two fingers up!
<guyPaulo> Please leave my Explosive Diarrhea Pack alone Mountaineer! It's the only way I can work these days....
<Lauren> Trivia Question #2: When was the first Meta Day? Provide a link.
<3Suns> pizza cake. ...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<3Suns> Who can find the day with the most alternative captions?
<Lauren> I am pretty sure that was fairly recent... February 25th? ...mostemailed.xidus.net...

Maybe Mort can confirm this for me.

<Lauren> And on that day, in addition to the 60 alternative captions, there were 68 messages on the board. Have we had a day where there was more chatter?
<Mort> Too easy
...www.mostemailed.com...
86 messages on the board, while we all discussed mypalmike's new rash.

Which caption contained the least number of words, and who posted it?

<obtuse> 
SELECT * from CAPTIONDB where TEH_FUNNEY>=OMGWTFBBQ;
<Lauren> Hmmm..... would it be this one:
...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Mort> No more questions? How about another easy one?
What action is associated with a little garden gnome tied to a railway track?
<Kumiho> Somethign to do with yogurt.
<Kumiho> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Mort> Very correct. Your turn to ask Kumiho.
<H. Monkey> /me buys obtuse a shirt: ...www.thinkgeek.com...
<Kumiho> Um... okay, who was raised by a cheetah?
<Lauren> I believe that was Mort, and it was a family of cheaters:

...mostemailed.xidus.net...

<Lauren> On what day did Mostemailedphotopia get its official name?
<Lauren> I'll give you a hint: It was a Thursday and the pronouncement was made by King Mort.
<3Suns> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...

That was the day I was sick and nobody would email me any soup. =(

<3Suns> Which of the current regular caption monkies has been around the longest?
<Mort> Nice question, I am very interested to know what people think.
<Lauren> Not counting some who went back and posted (guy), there is one from John Schmitt early in July, but I think he also posted this at a later date. I believe Axolotl may have been first:
...mostemailed.xidus.net...

Unless some of you were here under other names....

<guyPaulo> What? Ajiav and I WERE here on the first day! We swear it!
<Mort> Ajaiv is on the alt list from that day also, Roger and Mike came the next day.
<Lauren> Here's one I don't know the answer to myself: When did we all become monkies?
<Mort> 3Suns who is correct?
<3Suns> As far as I can tell, Axolotl, followed by mypalmike and Roger Mexico within a day.

Of course, nobody's been here longer than you, Mort.

<Mort> Actually the answer is JulieK, except for me of course. There are some others, but only JulieK is regular.
I am also very interested by Lauren's question.
<Kumiho> Mort- er I mean Lauren, are you asking when we started refering to ourselves as monkies?
<3Suns> My first caption was November 9, under another name. Can you guess which one it was?
<ajiav> i don't think i'm able to write meta-captions.
<Kumiho> Is the first use this one?...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Axolotl> Hmm...I think that first caption I wrote was pretty good. Oh..and a cookie for the first one to decrypt my post today!
<Lauren> You have got to be kidding, Axolotl. Hmmm... who do I know who speaks Swedish. My friend Outi is Finnish, but I do think she is fluent in your native tongue. I'll have to try to track her down.
<Kumiho> babble fish....
<obtuse> Did anyone drop innuendo about 'the size of his sack' yet? Because I just found some here on the floor. Eww, anybody want it?
<guyPaulo> Can anyone find the first haiku caption?
<obtuse> Oh, hey. Trivia. Who was the guyPaulo doppelganger?
<3Suns> Um... were you it, obtuse?
<obtuse> Doh. That didn't seem very challenging. Then again I forget if I dropped a hint or not.
<guyPaulo> Then who was "a guyPaulo original"?

Oh wait, that was me....

<mypalmike> Babblefish doesn't do Swedish. :(
<mypalmike> ... because that would be Swedish Fish.
<Lauren> Ba-da-bing!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post