[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos META DAY! - 03/10/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

Ah! Good Agent Mountaineer, already in your standard issue cat suit, now you can inconspicuously infiltrate any organization.

Your mission if you choose to accept it:

Scale the dizzying heights to gain access to the secret Himalayan library fortress of the now elusive monkie
Dr. Yoyology.

Be warned, avoid at all costs the vicious attacks of his pedantic attack monks: 3Suns and Obtuse.

Once inside, find his evil Henchman Guy "Taiwanese Rat" Paulo, he is said to use a device that can constrain even his Erectile Dysfunction Explosive Diarrhoea.
Capture that device at all costs!
(reuters)
(AFP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 244 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:17Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:16Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:15Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:14Caption #43
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:13Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:12Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:11Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:10Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:09Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:08Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:07Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:06Caption #482
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:05Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:04Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker06:46:02Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:57Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:52Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:50Caption #462
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:49Caption #813
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:46Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:40Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:39Caption #731
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:38Caption #965
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:37Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:29Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:26Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:21Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:16Caption #430
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:15Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:10Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:08Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker06:45:05Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:58Caption #771
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:52Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Caption #544
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:47Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:40Caption #518
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:39Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:38Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:37Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:25Caption #344
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:24Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:23Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:22Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:20Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:19Caption #574
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:18Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:07Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:05Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:04Caption #159
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:03Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:01Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:59Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:57Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:54Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:49Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:46Caption #178
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:43Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:39Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:37Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:36Caption #91
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:34Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:33Caption #382
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:32Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:31Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:30Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:27Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:22Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:19Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:15Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:12Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:08Caption #945
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:04Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:03Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:02Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:01Caption #103
Mr. NonameLurker06:43:00Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:59Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:58Caption #729
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:57Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:55Caption #801
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:52Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:50Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:49Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:47Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:45Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:41Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:34Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:30Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:29Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:28Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:23Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:20Caption #186
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:19Caption #505
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:11Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:10Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:08Caption #517
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:06Caption #475
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:02Caption #839
Mr. NonameLurker06:42:01Caption #686
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:58Caption #487
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:55Caption #426
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:54Caption #362
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:53Caption #571
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:52Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:50Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:44Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:42Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:41Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:39Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:31Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:26Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:25Caption #739
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:22Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:20Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:18Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:13Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:09Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:07Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:04Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:03Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker06:41:02Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:57Caption #798
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:56Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:54Caption #613
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:52Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:51Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:45Caption #217
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:42Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:41Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:39Caption #322
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:38Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:36Caption #628
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:26Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:25Caption #568
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:22Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:20Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:19Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:18Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:12Caption #413
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:11Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:09Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:08Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:06Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:40:03Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:57Caption #822
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:49Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:48Caption #436
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:43Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:37Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:36Caption #117
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:35Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:34Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:28Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:24Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:19Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:17Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:16Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:15Caption #434
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:14Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:12Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:09Caption #330
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:07Caption #723
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:06Caption #740
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:05Caption #581
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:04Caption #227
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:03Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker06:39:01Caption #512
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:58Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:57Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:48Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:44Caption #767
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:38Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:34Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:30Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:29Caption #263
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:28Caption #599
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:27Caption #961
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:25Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:24Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:23Caption #669
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:22Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:21Caption #128
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:20Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:17Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:16Caption #305
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:15Caption #676
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:13Caption #314
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:07Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker06:38:06Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:53Caption #467
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:47Caption #523
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:44Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:40Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:38Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:37Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:36Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:34Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:33Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:30Caption #133
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:27Caption #130
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:26Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:25Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:24Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:23Caption #105
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:20Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:18Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:17Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:16Caption #351
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:13Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:11Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:10Caption #102
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:08Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:07Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:06Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:03Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:02Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:01Caption #338
Mr. NonameLurker06:37:00Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:58Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:57Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:56Caption #734
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:55Caption #553
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:53Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:52Caption #557
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:50Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:47Caption #170
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:45Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:42Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:41Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:40Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:38Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:34Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:33Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:31Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:30Caption #655
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:29Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:27Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:26Caption #100
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:22Caption #893
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:18Caption #821
Mr. NonameLurker06:36:17Caption #893

Board [Post Message]

Today is

META DAY!


Be prepared to be confused if you do not spend at least 18 hours a day staring at this website.

The rules are even simpler than usual:

  1. You do not talk about Meta DayYou write a caption that contains meta stuff.

Feel free to spam the front board by asking inane Most Emailed trivia questions that you think no one will be able to answer.


There are 48 messages for this day.
<Mort> Meow!! Mountaineer looks HOT!!1!

Ok I'll start with an easy one, whats the name of the evil cat who keeps on trying to take over the world?

<Axolotl> Easy, Miss Twinkles!
...www.mostemailed.com...
<Mark> In honour of meta-day, I'm ditching the old impersonal nick of MLimburg .. I think I know you well enough to be on a first name basis :)
<Lauren> OMG, Mort, I foresee a banner day today. And your caption deserves two fingers up!
<guyPaulo> Please leave my Explosive Diarrhea Pack alone Mountaineer! It's the only way I can work these days....
<Lauren> Trivia Question #2: When was the first Meta Day? Provide a link.
<3Suns> pizza cake. ...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<3Suns> Who can find the day with the most alternative captions?
<Lauren> I am pretty sure that was fairly recent... February 25th? ...mostemailed.xidus.net...

Maybe Mort can confirm this for me.

<Lauren> And on that day, in addition to the 60 alternative captions, there were 68 messages on the board. Have we had a day where there was more chatter?
<Mort> Too easy
...www.mostemailed.com...
86 messages on the board, while we all discussed mypalmike's new rash.

Which caption contained the least number of words, and who posted it?

<obtuse> 
SELECT * from CAPTIONDB where TEH_FUNNEY>=OMGWTFBBQ;
<Lauren> Hmmm..... would it be this one:
...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Mort> No more questions? How about another easy one?
What action is associated with a little garden gnome tied to a railway track?
<Kumiho> Somethign to do with yogurt.
<Kumiho> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Mort> Very correct. Your turn to ask Kumiho.
<H. Monkey> /me buys obtuse a shirt: ...www.thinkgeek.com...
<Kumiho> Um... okay, who was raised by a cheetah?
<Lauren> I believe that was Mort, and it was a family of cheaters:

...mostemailed.xidus.net...

<Lauren> On what day did Mostemailedphotopia get its official name?
<Lauren> I'll give you a hint: It was a Thursday and the pronouncement was made by King Mort.
<3Suns> ...mostemailed.xidus.net...

That was the day I was sick and nobody would email me any soup. =(

<3Suns> Which of the current regular caption monkies has been around the longest?
<Mort> Nice question, I am very interested to know what people think.
<Lauren> Not counting some who went back and posted (guy), there is one from John Schmitt early in July, but I think he also posted this at a later date. I believe Axolotl may have been first:
...mostemailed.xidus.net...

Unless some of you were here under other names....

<guyPaulo> What? Ajiav and I WERE here on the first day! We swear it!
<Mort> Ajaiv is on the alt list from that day also, Roger and Mike came the next day.
<Lauren> Here's one I don't know the answer to myself: When did we all become monkies?
<Mort> 3Suns who is correct?
<3Suns> As far as I can tell, Axolotl, followed by mypalmike and Roger Mexico within a day.

Of course, nobody's been here longer than you, Mort.

<Mort> Actually the answer is JulieK, except for me of course. There are some others, but only JulieK is regular.
I am also very interested by Lauren's question.
<Kumiho> Mort- er I mean Lauren, are you asking when we started refering to ourselves as monkies?
<3Suns> My first caption was November 9, under another name. Can you guess which one it was?
<ajiav> i don't think i'm able to write meta-captions.
<Kumiho> Is the first use this one?...mostemailed.xidus.net...
<Axolotl> Hmm...I think that first caption I wrote was pretty good. Oh..and a cookie for the first one to decrypt my post today!
<Lauren> You have got to be kidding, Axolotl. Hmmm... who do I know who speaks Swedish. My friend Outi is Finnish, but I do think she is fluent in your native tongue. I'll have to try to track her down.
<Kumiho> babble fish....
<obtuse> Did anyone drop innuendo about 'the size of his sack' yet? Because I just found some here on the floor. Eww, anybody want it?
<guyPaulo> Can anyone find the first haiku caption?
<obtuse> Oh, hey. Trivia. Who was the guyPaulo doppelganger?
<3Suns> Um... were you it, obtuse?
<obtuse> Doh. That didn't seem very challenging. Then again I forget if I dropped a hint or not.
<guyPaulo> Then who was "a guyPaulo original"?

Oh wait, that was me....

<mypalmike> Babblefish doesn't do Swedish. :(
<mypalmike> ... because that would be Swedish Fish.
<Lauren> Ba-da-bing!


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post