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Most Emailed Photos - 07/09/2003 by Mort
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Mmm..Yes..Now that I, Miss Twinkles control the Council, I think it is time to further my world domination plans. I must control all! I must create a human looking cat.

Yes Boss! You need someone to control the emotions of the human tom-cats. Someone to make them drool, someone all the little girl humans will want to be just like. Someone with large melons! Yes Boss humans love the large melons!

In W Magazine today:

Britney Spears purrs out a new song and tells us why she gives all her money to her kitten Miss Twinkles.



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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This story is a continuation of yesterday's story, about the evil Miss Twinkles and her efforts to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!.

Britney looks extremely cat like on the cover of W magazine with the big eyes and right hand seemingly cleaning her face. I have no idea why the melon's cat is one of the most popular photos today, it's cute but nothing different.

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