The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.

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Today is Russian day, with robust Russian wrestling rascals and the tragic death of Russian security officer trying to defuse a bomb. I wonder if everyone will pile on me for having such bad taste as to include that image, I am not sure I get away with it.

I try my very best to add a caption that is amusing, often I fail, if you think you can do better then feel free to add your own. If I see someone that constantly amusing then I might ask them to Guest a few strips, since I don't always have enough time to do this everyday.

On that note I should mention I will be going to Portland tonight until Monday. I suspect that the Internet has not reached Oregon yet, but I will try my best to keep track and update while I am away.

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