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The panda in this story has just found out he's very sick, and that he's going to die.

With this knowledge comes the realization that his has been a life without meaning. Our panda friend is in the midst of an existential crisis.

In his final weeks he finally learns to live, and in doing so leaves humanity a great legacy.

What can we do to be more like our panda friend?



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Jmofwiw> What can we do to be more like our panda friend?

Eat more bamboo and climb more trees.

<David Byrden> Michael Jackson's rather like a panda, I suppose.
<Jmofwiw> ...you mean the way he's both black and white?
<3Suns> No, in the way he sits around all day and chews on bamboo stems.
<Lauren> Precious and priceless!

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