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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 08/17/2004 by obtuse
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Being a lingerie model is so stressful, Natasha!

I hate the having to deal with the stalkers that just won't leave me alone.


HEY LADIES! I WROTE A POEM ON MY CHEST COMPARING YOUR BODIES TO PLANETARY BODIES SUCH AS THE SUN AND THE MOON!

NOT INTERESTED!

Quick, Vanessa, wrap your pussy around my face... Just for a few minutes until this creep leaves.

SEE? LESBIANS! NOTHING FOR YOU HERE!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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