"Well Doc, its a bit of a strange tale really. See these metal objects in my x-ray? They're actually metal throwing spikes used in martial arts."
"See, I had kidnapped a couple of lion cubs and was holding them for ransom while cackling maniacally in a mask and cape. Just as I and my henchmen were celebrating my victorious plot, who should break in and spoil the plan but the..."
"TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!"
(Heroes in the half-shell... Turtle Power!)
The challenge was to take the top 3
emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about
the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.
Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.
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