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Most Emailed Photos - 01/22/2004 by obtuse
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Girl, you and I ain't nuthin' but mammals, and I know you're feelin' like a dog in heat right now.

So if you don't take off your clothes right now, I'll rip them off you.

I'll have you know that my red Mustang is a V8, and it's ready to drive long and hard!
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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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There are 3 comments for this caption.

<obtuse> Variants include exhaust/tailpipe maintenance, something involving lubrication, and parking in garages. Let me know if I forgot any other car-related innuendo.
<mypalmike> The worst car metaphor song is by one of the best bands of all time, Led Zeppelin:

Come to me for service every hundred miles
Baby, let me check your points, fix your overdrive

Talkin’ ’bout love

see ...www.lyricsfreak.com...

<Axolotl> The worst motorcycle lyric is by Iron Maiden - Here to Eternity

She fell in love with his greasy machine
She leaned over wiped his head kickstart clean

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