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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2005 by David Byrden
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Little daughter, one day you will be a Woman.

Let me tell you what awaits you.

You smell fishy down there...

...you're rated against beauty queens...

...and men with the brains of monkeys try to grab your boobs.

So... enjoy your childhood!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


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