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Extract from the blog of Fat Jake ~Lord Among Panthers~

When I am king and sit upon my golden throne.

I shall decree that all men can yiff and scritch and bite each other without shame or persecution.

And that chicks must remain furry at all times.


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I actually worked with a unix sysadmin who was knows as: Kevin "Lord Among Panthers". I wonder if he was furry.

There are 2 messages for this day.
<3Suns> YES
<David Byrden> Actually, Kevin has an evening shift at the safari park, and the panthers do treat him as a lord. They tug their forelocks and pay him homage, etc. Hope that explains everything.

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