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Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2005 by Mort
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So love, I talked to this sturgeon today

he told me how to get everything I need to by happy.

Hey! Watch it! Get your hands of my nipples. I ain't getting a boob job!


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Axolotl> There are two pictures involving monkeys and breasts over at Yahoo!´s MEP. Last week the news about Koko the Gorilla´s nipple fetish made it to the front page of boingboing.net and Fark.com.

Coincidence, or time for the ladies to break out the tinfoil bras?

<mypalmike> Nice sturgeon joke, by the way.
<Mort> Wow you can tell I wrote this while I wasn't quite awake.
<David Byrden> When I wrote this, I was asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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