[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 02/27/2005 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

So love, I talked to this sturgeon today

he told me how to get everything I need to by happy.

Hey! Watch it! Get your hands of my nipples. I ain't getting a boob job!
(Reuters)
(AP)
(AP)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32


Current Users

There have been 58 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker05:02:03Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:53Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:49Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:41Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:39Caption #828
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:36Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker05:01:06Caption #633
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:47Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:44Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:37Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:30Caption #587
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:22Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:21Caption #107
Mr. NonameLurker05:00:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:42Caption #11
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:38Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:31Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker04:59:10Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:59Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:55Caption #138
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:35Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:33Caption #59
Mr. NonameLurker04:58:15Caption #879
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:49Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:44Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:43Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:40Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:27Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:04Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker04:57:03Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:55Caption #704
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:53Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:51Caption #551
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:30Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:18Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:11Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker04:56:10Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:54Caption #231
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:53Caption #41
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:46Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:45Caption #834
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:36Caption #181
Mr. NonameLurker04:55:35Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:50Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:26Caption #74
Mr. NonameLurker04:54:23Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:58Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:43Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:33Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:27Caption #291
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:25Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:06Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker04:53:04Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:52Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:29Caption #428
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:18Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker04:52:11Caption #640

Board [Post Message]


There are 5 messages for this day.
<Axolotl> There are two pictures involving monkeys and breasts over at Yahoo!´s MEP. Last week the news about Koko the Gorilla´s nipple fetish made it to the front page of boingboing.net and Fark.com.

Coincidence, or time for the ladies to break out the tinfoil bras?

<3Suns> PURPLE NURPLE!
<mypalmike> Nice sturgeon joke, by the way.
<Mort> Wow you can tell I wrote this while I wasn't quite awake.
<David Byrden> When I wrote this, I was asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post