[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 06/15/2004 by guyPaulo
<--  First Choose an alternative caption: <   Last   -->-->

I grabbed the little bastard and squeezed with all my might. Big fans of liquified brain matter shot out of his ears as the life was crushed from his body!

The other animals at the NYC zoo panicked. Sensing their own inevitable doom at my evil hand, some young ones began franticlly humping anything they could in a desperate attempt to procreate before their death.

But other, more crafty beasts used their natural camoflauge to blend in perfectly with their environment, becoming invisible to the naked eye.


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker06:44:49Scrawled on the board
Mr. NonameLurker19:25:25Scrawled on the board
apple juice is a verbCaption Monkie18:02:57Alternatiphized #23
Mr. NonameLurker23:59:00drooled over #3
Mr. NonameLurker23:55:29drooled over #32

Current Users

There have been 30 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:12Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker06:33:06Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker06:32:10Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:59Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:40Caption #802
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:38Caption #95
Mr. NonameLurker06:31:13Caption #713
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:54Caption #203
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:52Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker06:30:01Caption #564
Mr. NonameLurker06:29:18Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:31Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker06:28:14Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:46Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:44Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:36Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker06:27:02Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:35Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:27Caption #460
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:25Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:22Caption #432
Mr. NonameLurker06:26:03Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:44Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:42Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:38Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker06:25:00Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:59Caption #277
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:44Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker06:24:12Caption #673
Mr. NonameLurker06:23:49Caption #15

Comments on Alternatives [Add Comment]

No comments found for this Alternative.

Add a comment about this alternative caption:
Vote: What this means

Click the monkey to post