[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I woke up this morning wanting to kill everything in the world,

like some kinda wild animal, giving anything that stood in my way a good licking,

but all I really want is a hug.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 187 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:57Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:56Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:54Caption #886
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:44Caption #453
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:43Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:42Caption #585
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:39Caption #282
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:37Caption #590
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:22Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:18Caption #290
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:16Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:15Caption #538
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:14Caption #-27
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:07Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:06Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker15:10:04Caption #560
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:55Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:54Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:51Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:50Caption #415
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:49Caption #758
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:45Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:43Caption #514
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:42Caption #310
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:32Caption #289
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:31Caption #625
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:30Caption #875
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:26Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:18Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:17Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:15Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:14Caption #256
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:13Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:12Caption #796
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:11Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:07Caption #660
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:06Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:05Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:04Caption #36
Mr. NonameLurker15:09:00Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:52Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:45Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:44Caption #484
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:43Caption #135
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:39Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:29Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:27Caption #883
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:18Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:16Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:15Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:14Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:13Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:10Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:09Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:08:08Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:58Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:57Caption #255
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:51Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:49Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:48Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:42Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:38Caption #30
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:28Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:27Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:25Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:24Caption #458
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:23Caption #69
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:22Caption #162
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:06Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker15:07:05Caption #279
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:59Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:58Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:53Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:50Caption #941
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:45Caption #449
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:34Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:31Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:29Caption #807
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:28Caption #121
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:27Caption #524
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:18Caption #851
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:17Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:16Caption #308
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:15Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:13Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:11Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:10Caption #715
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:09Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:06Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker15:06:00Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:56Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:49Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:48Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:44Caption #756
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:28Caption #372
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:25Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:22Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:21Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:17Caption #337
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:12Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:09Caption #742
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:03Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:02Caption #169
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:00Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:59Caption #116
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:56Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:55Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:48Caption #191
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:42Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:40Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:39Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:38Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:33Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:31Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:28Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:20Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:19Caption #567
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:18Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:15Caption #174
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:14Caption #559
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:13Caption #863
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:12Caption #406
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:10Caption #278
Mr. NonameLurker15:04:07Caption #521
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:52Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:51Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:44Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:42Caption #604
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:39Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:36Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:35Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:32Caption #86
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:31Caption #15
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:29Caption #914
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:28Caption #579
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:26Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:22Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:19Caption #245
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:17Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:11Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:10Caption #915
Mr. NonameLurker15:03:01Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:58Caption #267
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:57Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:56Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:55Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:54Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:53Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:52Caption #948
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:51Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:50Caption #396
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:49Caption #506
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:48Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:47Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:46Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:40Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:33Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:31Caption #901
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:30Caption #497
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:28Caption #50
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:27Caption #463
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:26Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:21Caption #35
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:17Caption #152
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:16Caption #466
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:13Caption #811
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:12Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:10Caption #909
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:07Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker15:02:01Caption #246
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:59Caption #976
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:57Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:52Caption #615
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:51Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:48Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:41Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:31Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:26Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:24Caption #207
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:23Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:21Caption #124
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:10Caption #726
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:08Caption #-7
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:07Caption #636
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:06Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker15:01:05Caption #63
Mr. NonameLurker15:00:59Caption #560

Board [Post Message]

I am starting a petition to make hugs legal tender in all the countries of the world. After that I will be pushing for National Give Mort Ten Dollars Day.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Sorry am grumpy today. ::waves money In Mort's direction:: How come you don't have a donation button like a bunch of other website's Mort? I'd donate to the cause. (As long as you promise mischeif and mayhem as part of the bargin.)
<guyPaulo> If Mort wants money, all he has to do is put back up those banners he had last April 1st.
<Kumiho> ...those were real?
<Mort> Yes the banners were real, the revenue was not. I would never want ads or donations, $6.23 is not worth selling out for.
<apple juice is a verb> I had a complicated dream early this morning: one of those "running away from something" dreams, the climax of which involved my participation in a Hindi wedding ceremony.

The women and the men took turns doing gender specific dances and singing. When it came my turn to sing, I didn't know the words (naturally, being I was the only non-Hindustani present). One sympathetic participant tossed me a wallet, the inside of which, on a crumpled yellow post-it note, was written one word: Kirikana.

Is this a real word? What, if anything, does it mean?

<Carol> Didn't seem to match anything in Hindi but I got the following from an online Japanese converter.

Results for 'kiri': fog, mist; limits, end, bounds, period, place to leave off; paulownia tree; drill, auger

Results for 'kana': I wonder (id); how!, what!, alas!

<Carol> If you go with "drill, auger" for kiri, maybe it meant, "Oh no! I'm screwed!"
<ajiav> lol...from what i have been googling, there is some art technique called kirikana, which i think is like a gilding or leafing process, but i am not good enough with japanese to know for sure.

then, i thought maybe it actually were hindi, and my head had translated it into phoenetics i understood...so the closest hindi word i can find is pronounced 'kharakanaa,' which sounds like what I sung at the wedding, and the translator says it means 'to feel pinching pain,' or 'to run away secretly.' either way it was a strange dream.

<Kumiho> Maybe you're thinking that you secretly don't want the pinching pain of a big wedding?
<ajiav> I was at a big wedding a little over a week ago. It was traditional Western, and muy terrrible.
<obtuse> Hirigana and katakana are writing styles. Perhaps kirikana is SECRET HIDDEN FOG STYLE of writing.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post