[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I woke up this morning wanting to kill everything in the world,

like some kinda wild animal, giving anything that stood in my way a good licking,

but all I really want is a hug.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 348 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:50Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:48Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:46Caption #541
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:45Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:44Caption #195
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:43Caption #275
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:42Caption #675
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:41Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:38Caption #14
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:37Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:36Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:33Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:32Caption #635
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:29Caption #674
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:28Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:27Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:26Caption #218
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:25Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:24Caption #768
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:23Caption #454
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:22Caption #-2
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:21Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:20Caption #789
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:18Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:17Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:16Caption #65
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:15Caption #525
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:14Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:13Caption #378
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:12Caption #118
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:10Caption #474
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:09Caption #400
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:08Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:05Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:04Caption #188
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:02Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:41:00Caption #592
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:59Caption #309
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:57Caption #384
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:56Caption #662
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:55Caption #220
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:54Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:51Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:47Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:46Caption #663
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:45Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:44Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:43Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:42Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:41Caption #34
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:38Caption #616
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:37Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:36Caption #845
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:34Caption #770
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:31Caption #589
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:29Caption #621
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:26Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:25Caption #377
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:23Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:22Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:19Caption #481
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:17Caption #612
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:16Caption #7
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:15Caption #389
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:14Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:13Caption #869
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:12Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:11Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:10Caption #18
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:06Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:05Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:01Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:40:00Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:59Caption #304
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:58Caption #750
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:56Caption #507
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:55Caption #403
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:54Caption #78
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:52Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:51Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:49Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:45Caption #313
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:43Caption #855
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:41Caption #561
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:39Caption #110
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:36Caption #228
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:35Caption #743
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:34Caption #838
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:33Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:32Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:31Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:29Caption #441
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:27Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:26Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:25Caption #324
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:24Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:23Caption #208
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:22Caption #895
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:21Caption #209
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:18Caption #145
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:17Caption #558
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:14Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:13Caption #584
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:12Caption #216
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:10Caption #601
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:08Caption #292
Mr. NonameLurker13:39:05Caption #160
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:58Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:57Caption #588
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:56Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:53Caption #881
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:50Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:49Caption #327
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:48Caption #298
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:47Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:46Caption #273
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:45Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:44Caption #83
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:43Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:42Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:41Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:40Caption #897
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:39Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:38Caption #680
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:37Caption #912
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:36Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:34Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:32Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:31Caption #672
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:29Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:28Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:27Caption #115
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:26Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:25Caption #857
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:23Caption #424
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:22Caption #594
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:20Caption #786
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:19Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:18Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:17Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:15Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:14Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:13Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:10Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:09Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:08Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:07Caption #832
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:06Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:05Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:04Caption #355
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:02Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:38:00Caption #701
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:59Caption #659
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:57Caption #479
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:55Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:54Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:51Caption #94
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:50Caption #261
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:49Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:46Caption #542
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:45Caption #376
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:44Caption #681
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:42Caption #66
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:40Caption #536
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:39Caption #229
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:37Caption #265
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:36Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:35Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:34Caption #833
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:33Caption #913
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:32Caption #528
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:30Caption #329
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:29Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:26Caption #5
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:25Caption #142
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:24Caption #339
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:22Caption #664
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:20Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:19Caption #714
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:16Caption #509
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:15Caption #784
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:14Caption #68
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:11Caption #161
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:06Caption #139
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:05Caption #239
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:04Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:37:01Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:56Caption #297
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:55Caption #321
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:53Caption #448
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:52Caption #565
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:51Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:49Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:47Caption #794
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:45Caption #870
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:44Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:40Caption #283
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:38Caption #296
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:37Caption #316
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:36Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:35Caption #451
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:34Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:33Caption #988
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:31Caption #99
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:30Caption #596
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:30Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:26Caption #53
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:25Caption #645
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:23Caption #397
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:16Caption #-43
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:10Caption #495
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:09Caption #214
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:08Caption #854
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:07Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:01Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker13:36:00Caption #733
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:55Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:54Caption #51
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:51Caption #299
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:48Caption #54
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:45Caption #143
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:42Caption #820
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:41Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:40Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:39Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:38Caption #902
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:37Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:32Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:31Caption #859
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:30Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:29Caption #350
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:27Caption #637
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:26Caption #508
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:21Caption #146
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:16Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:15Caption #326
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:14Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:13Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:12Caption #671
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:11Caption #806
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:07Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:06Caption #761
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:05Caption #243
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:03Caption #331
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:02Caption #281
Mr. NonameLurker13:35:01Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:57Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:56Caption #27
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:54Caption #125
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:53Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:52Caption #177
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:51Caption #153
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:50Caption #629
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:48Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:47Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:47Caption #644
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:45Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:44Caption #244
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:43Caption #650
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:42Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:41Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:40Caption #257
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:39Caption #862
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:38Caption #312
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:37Caption #793
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:36Caption #566
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:35Caption #582
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:33Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:32Caption #790
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:31Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:30Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:28Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:26Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:24Caption #598
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:22Caption #302
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:21Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:20Caption #341
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:19Caption #173
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:17Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:14Caption #787
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:11Caption #774
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:10Caption #71
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:10Caption #473
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:08Caption #258
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:05Caption #831
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:04Caption #554
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:02Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:01Caption #678
Mr. NonameLurker13:34:00Caption #530
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:59Caption #753
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:58Caption #943
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:57Caption #486
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:56Caption #852
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:55Caption #393
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:54Caption #385
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:52Caption #371
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:51Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:50Caption #775
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:49Caption #591
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:46Caption #810
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:45Caption #301
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:44Caption #39
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:43Caption #461
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:42Caption #108
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:41Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:37Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:36Caption #101
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:33Caption #410
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:31Caption #280
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:30Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:18Caption #184
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:14Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:13Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:12Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:09Caption #213
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:06Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:03Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:02Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker13:33:01Caption #916
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:57Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:54Caption #212
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:51Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:50Caption #323
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:47Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:46Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:45Caption #89
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:44Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:40Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:33Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:33Caption #303
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:25Caption #873
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:24Caption #980
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:18Caption #12
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:17Caption #394
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:16Caption #-28
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:15Caption #-21
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:10Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:09Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:08Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:07Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker13:32:01Caption #266
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:59Caption #129
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:58Caption #26
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:57Caption #238
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:56Caption #772
Mr. NonameLurker13:31:55Caption #135

Board [Post Message]

I am starting a petition to make hugs legal tender in all the countries of the world. After that I will be pushing for National Give Mort Ten Dollars Day.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Sorry am grumpy today. ::waves money In Mort's direction:: How come you don't have a donation button like a bunch of other website's Mort? I'd donate to the cause. (As long as you promise mischeif and mayhem as part of the bargin.)
<guyPaulo> If Mort wants money, all he has to do is put back up those banners he had last April 1st.
<Kumiho> ...those were real?
<Mort> Yes the banners were real, the revenue was not. I would never want ads or donations, $6.23 is not worth selling out for.
<apple juice is a verb> I had a complicated dream early this morning: one of those "running away from something" dreams, the climax of which involved my participation in a Hindi wedding ceremony.

The women and the men took turns doing gender specific dances and singing. When it came my turn to sing, I didn't know the words (naturally, being I was the only non-Hindustani present). One sympathetic participant tossed me a wallet, the inside of which, on a crumpled yellow post-it note, was written one word: Kirikana.

Is this a real word? What, if anything, does it mean?

<Carol> Didn't seem to match anything in Hindi but I got the following from an online Japanese converter.

Results for 'kiri': fog, mist; limits, end, bounds, period, place to leave off; paulownia tree; drill, auger

Results for 'kana': I wonder (id); how!, what!, alas!

<Carol> If you go with "drill, auger" for kiri, maybe it meant, "Oh no! I'm screwed!"
<ajiav> lol...from what i have been googling, there is some art technique called kirikana, which i think is like a gilding or leafing process, but i am not good enough with japanese to know for sure.

then, i thought maybe it actually were hindi, and my head had translated it into phoenetics i understood...so the closest hindi word i can find is pronounced 'kharakanaa,' which sounds like what I sung at the wedding, and the translator says it means 'to feel pinching pain,' or 'to run away secretly.' either way it was a strange dream.

<Kumiho> Maybe you're thinking that you secretly don't want the pinching pain of a big wedding?
<ajiav> I was at a big wedding a little over a week ago. It was traditional Western, and muy terrrible.
<obtuse> Hirigana and katakana are writing styles. Perhaps kirikana is SECRET HIDDEN FOG STYLE of writing.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post