[Most Emailed Photos] [Most Fortunate Fortune]

Most Emailed Photos - 06/14/2004 by Mort
<--  First Choose an alternative caption:  > Last   -->-->

I woke up this morning wanting to kill everything in the world,

like some kinda wild animal, giving anything that stood in my way a good licking,

but all I really want is a hug.
(AP)
(Reuters)
(Reuters)

Description

The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

All rights to the photos belong to the companies in brackets beneath them. All text, concepts and layout is copyright Mort 2003-2007.


History

These 5 things happened most recently.
Mr. NonameLurker15:05:46drooled over #54
Mr. NonameLurker08:23:46drooled over #666
Mr. NonameLurker13:52:24drooled over #76
Mr. NonameLurker08:51:51drooled over #102
Mr. NonameLurker09:22:14drooled over #555


Current Users

There have been 372 users in the last 10 minutes.
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:10Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:09Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:08Caption #657
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:07Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:06Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:05Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:03Caption #111
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:02Caption #602
Mr. NonameLurker21:36:00Caption #464
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:59Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:57Caption #520
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:56Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:55Caption #293
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:52Caption #379
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:51Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:47Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:45Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:43Caption #900
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:42Caption #180
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:39Caption #934
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:38Caption #151
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:35Caption #72
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:34Caption #940
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:32Caption #527
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:30Caption #501
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:29Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:27Caption #158
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:24Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:23Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:21Caption #431
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:19Caption #17
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:15Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:13Caption #457
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:12Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:11Caption #-9
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:09Caption #577
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:08Caption #348
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:07Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:05Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:03Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:02Caption #23
Mr. NonameLurker21:35:01Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:59Caption #67
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:56Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:55Caption #381
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:54Caption #698
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:53Caption #570
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:52Caption #776
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:51Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:50Caption #452
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:47Caption #471
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:46Caption #511
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:45Caption #268
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:44Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:43Caption #492
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:41Caption #439
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:39Caption #325
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:38Caption #248
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:37Caption #447
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:36Caption #682
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:35Caption #13
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:34Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:33Caption #562
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:31Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:30Caption #617
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:29Caption #375
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:27Caption #80
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:26Caption #835
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:25Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:24Caption #433
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:23Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:22Caption #707
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:21Caption #49
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:20Caption #641
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:18Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:17Caption #652
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:16Caption #647
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:15Caption #483
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:14Caption #847
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:13Caption #165
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:12Caption #364
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:11Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:10Caption #754
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:08Caption #687
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:07Caption #858
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:06Caption #694
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:03Caption #235
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:02Caption #620
Mr. NonameLurker21:34:01Caption #154
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:59Caption #-50
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:55Caption #79
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:54Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:51Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:47Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:46Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:45Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:44Caption #247
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:43Caption #689
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:41Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:40Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:39Caption #286
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:35Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:32Caption #455
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:31Caption #-52
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:29Caption #456
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:27Caption #122
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:23Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:19Caption #42
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:17Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:16Caption #190
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:15Caption #709
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:14Caption #419
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:11Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:09Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:07Caption #443
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:06Caption #404
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:05Caption #722
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:03Caption #70
Mr. NonameLurker21:33:02Caption #503
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:59Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:57Caption #269
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:56Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:55Caption #374
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:51Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:50Caption #516
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:48Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:47Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:46Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:45Caption #163
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:44Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:43Caption #300
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:41Caption #578
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:39Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:35Caption #272
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:34Caption #359
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:33Caption #755
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:31Caption #259
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:30Caption #712
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:29Caption #343
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:28Caption #812
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:27Caption #307
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:23Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:22Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:21Caption #465
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:20Caption #418
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:19Caption #438
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:18Caption #176
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:17Caption #55
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:16Caption #880
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:15Caption #600
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:07Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:06Caption #373
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:04Caption #684
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:03Caption #-24
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:02Caption #333
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:01Caption #752
Mr. NonameLurker21:32:00Caption #685
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:59Caption #114
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:58Caption #358
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:55Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:54Caption #276
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:51Caption #365
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:50Caption #414
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:48Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:47Caption #757
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:46Caption #926
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:45Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:43Caption #-82
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:41Caption #141
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:40Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:39Caption #62
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:38Caption #829
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:35Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:34Caption #260
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:33Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:31Caption #60
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:30Caption #1
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:29Caption #944
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:28Caption #194
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:27Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:23Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:22Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:21Caption #336
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:19Caption #98
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:15Caption #96
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:14Caption #45
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:11Caption #-4
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:10Caption #792
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:09Caption #155
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:08Caption #164
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:07Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:05Caption #6
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:04Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:03Caption #334
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:02Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:31:01Caption #417
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:59Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:56Caption #-14
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:55Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:51Caption #40
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:50Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:49Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:48Caption #751
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:47Caption #830
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:46Caption #44
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:45Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:44Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:43Caption #204
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:42Caption #545
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:39Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:38Caption #535
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:36Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:35Caption #127
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:31Caption #-8
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:30Caption #319
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:29Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:28Caption #328
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:27Caption #225
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:25Caption #73
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:23Caption #730
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:21Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:20Caption #391
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:19Caption #9
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:18Caption #746
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:17Caption #285
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:15Caption #113
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:14Caption #242
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:13Caption #10
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:12Caption #472
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:11Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:10Caption #97
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:09Caption #126
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:08Caption #444
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:07Caption #52
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:06Caption #119
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:04Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:03Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:30:02Caption #226
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:59Caption #250
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:58Caption #205
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:56Caption #90
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:55Caption #32
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:54Caption #924
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:53Caption #-13
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:52Caption #-25
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:51Caption #-66
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:50Caption #284
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:49Caption #386
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:48Caption #425
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:47Caption #82
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:46Caption #727
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:45Caption #342
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:44Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:43Caption #747
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:42Caption #769
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:39Caption #56
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:36Caption #547
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:35Caption #718
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:31Caption #197
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:28Caption #519
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:27Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:26Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:25Caption #354
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:23Caption #134
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:20Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:16Caption #140
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:12Caption #150
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:09Caption #654
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:07Caption #201
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:04Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:03Caption #668
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:02Caption #193
Mr. NonameLurker21:29:01Caption #797
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:59Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:58Caption #823
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:55Caption #46
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:54Caption #412
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:52Caption #679
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:51Caption #171
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:50Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:49Caption #788
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:48Caption #234
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:47Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:45Caption #885
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:43Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:39Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:38Caption #903
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:35Caption #911
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:34Caption #543
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:32Caption #24
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:31Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:30Caption #540
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:29Caption #573
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:28Caption #537
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:27Caption #222
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:22Caption #390
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:19Caption #422
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:16Caption #724
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:13Caption #548
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:12Caption #144
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:11Caption #84
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:07Caption #-3
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:05Caption #0
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:04Caption #932
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:03Caption #81
Mr. NonameLurker21:28:01Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:59Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:57Caption #699
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:55Caption #168
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:54Caption #198
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:51Caption #19
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:50Caption #631
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:49Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:48Caption #695
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:47Caption #87
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:44Caption #137
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:41Caption #306
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:40Caption #648
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:39Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:37Caption #745
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:35Caption #31
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:33Caption #210
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:31Caption #230
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:27Caption #131
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:26Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:25Caption #196
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:24Caption #254
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:23Caption #61
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:22Caption #240
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:20Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:19Caption #93
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:17Caption #219
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:15Caption #-36
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:14Caption #485
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:13Caption #737
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:12Caption #112
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:11Caption #206
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:07Caption #3
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:06Caption #22
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:05Caption #762
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:04Caption #708
Mr. NonameLurker21:27:03Caption #25
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:59Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:58Caption #48
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:55Caption #609
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:53Caption #175
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:52Caption #766
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:51Caption #500
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:47Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:46Caption #147
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:43Caption #2
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:39Caption #29
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:35Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:33Caption #496
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:32Caption #696
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:31Main Page
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:28Caption #759
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:27Caption #642
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:25Caption #930
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:24Caption #353
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:23Caption #8
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:22Caption #510
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:21Caption #677
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:19Caption #57
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:18Caption #192
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:17Caption #556
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:15Caption #4
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:14Caption #20
Mr. NonameLurker21:26:12Caption #103

Board [Post Message]

I am starting a petition to make hugs legal tender in all the countries of the world. After that I will be pushing for National Give Mort Ten Dollars Day.


There are 11 messages for this day.
<Kumiho> Sorry am grumpy today. ::waves money In Mort's direction:: How come you don't have a donation button like a bunch of other website's Mort? I'd donate to the cause. (As long as you promise mischeif and mayhem as part of the bargin.)
<guyPaulo> If Mort wants money, all he has to do is put back up those banners he had last April 1st.
<Kumiho> ...those were real?
<Mort> Yes the banners were real, the revenue was not. I would never want ads or donations, $6.23 is not worth selling out for.
<apple juice is a verb> I had a complicated dream early this morning: one of those "running away from something" dreams, the climax of which involved my participation in a Hindi wedding ceremony.

The women and the men took turns doing gender specific dances and singing. When it came my turn to sing, I didn't know the words (naturally, being I was the only non-Hindustani present). One sympathetic participant tossed me a wallet, the inside of which, on a crumpled yellow post-it note, was written one word: Kirikana.

Is this a real word? What, if anything, does it mean?

<Carol> Didn't seem to match anything in Hindi but I got the following from an online Japanese converter.

Results for 'kiri': fog, mist; limits, end, bounds, period, place to leave off; paulownia tree; drill, auger

Results for 'kana': I wonder (id); how!, what!, alas!

<Carol> If you go with "drill, auger" for kiri, maybe it meant, "Oh no! I'm screwed!"
<ajiav> lol...from what i have been googling, there is some art technique called kirikana, which i think is like a gilding or leafing process, but i am not good enough with japanese to know for sure.

then, i thought maybe it actually were hindi, and my head had translated it into phoenetics i understood...so the closest hindi word i can find is pronounced 'kharakanaa,' which sounds like what I sung at the wedding, and the translator says it means 'to feel pinching pain,' or 'to run away secretly.' either way it was a strange dream.

<Kumiho> Maybe you're thinking that you secretly don't want the pinching pain of a big wedding?
<ajiav> I was at a big wedding a little over a week ago. It was traditional Western, and muy terrrible.
<obtuse> Hirigana and katakana are writing styles. Perhaps kirikana is SECRET HIDDEN FOG STYLE of writing.


Post message:
Name:
Message:

Click the monkey to post