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"It is an accepted fact that people always pay more attention to a pretty face.

Ladies and gentlemen, I promise you that when I am president only the beautiful will be sent to die for this beautiful nation.

"While the rest of us sit on the fence, interest in global affairs will skyrocket as Osama learns how effective tits and ass really are when it comes to getting things done."



The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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<Lauren> Wow, good one, ajiav. Too bad you really broke the format.
<3Suns> Hehe. Looks like your 49 virgins are coming early, Osama!
<apple juice is a verb> One day, Lauren, you will realize that I am breaking format on purpose. I say it every week, but F*** FORMAT!!!
<guyPaulo> Remember Lauren, if our forefathers hadn't "broke the format," by refusing to pay English taxes, then there would be no America, and we would all be Brits. Brits with bad teeth I might add. And instead of beer and coke, we'd drink tea with our little pinky's pointed out.

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