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Most Emailed Photos GUEST DAY! - 03/09/2004 by ElvisThePelvis
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I may never have one million dollars...

I may never sleep with a J-pop princess...

But William Hung gives me hope to carry on in pursuit of my dreams...

One day I will be a hermaphroditic unicorn!

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The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

Please feel free to add alternative captions if you can or comments if you can't.

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<H. Monkey> It's only random if it changes each time. Hermaphroditic unicorn only works once.

Bonus points for spelling, though.

<ElvisThePelvis> But this is the truth...

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