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Most Emailed Photos - 01/09/2005 by guyPaulo
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"When I was your age, we were attacked by ALIEN WHALES. Big ones, too! From planet Xar'Th'Caugg! Damn near got myself killed fightin' them off my lawn with a rake...."

"And unlike you whippersnappers, we didn't have fancy XBOX or PS2 video games! If we wanted some adventure, we had to grease ourselves in yak blood and jump a pit full of left-handed midget tigers!"

Say what you want about ol' grandad, but he always told the BEST stories after one of his frequent "glaucoma treatments."


The challenge was to take the top 3 most emailed photos on yahoo and create a hopefully amusing story about the sequence. I reserve the right to refuse a disturbing picture, this includes any pictures of celine dion.

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